PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OPEN FOR BUSINESS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mooch on Judge Jeanine 4/14/18
youtu.be/YWtotbRHY78
>VP Pence remarks @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/0dA1AHc1qP0
>VP Pence talks to press @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/wfKKKxtKsiA
>VP Pence meets w/Chile Pres Pinera 4/14/18
youtu.be/qIWVZs4MGd4
>VP Pence meets w/Colombia Pres Santos 4/14/18
youtu.be/vl3zdEcn__E
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY

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AWOO

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is this thread paid for by some trump owned pr agency?

>that means the end of this job!

kek

Bolton on suicide watch.

>standing ovation for Bolton
/ourmustache/

Trump live NOW

>youtube.com/watch?v=xG7Vp9zrW_0

>abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=3

>abclive1-lh.akamaihd.net/i/abc_live03@423397/index_4000_av-b.m3u8

>that huge applause for the strike
this is why Trump did it

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is this thread paid for by some trump owned pr agency?

>german “efficiency”
>posts new bread at 301

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>Trump is bashing Syria's air defense

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pastaleaf pls go

trump say anything interesting so far?

is this thread paid for by some APE owned pr agency?

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>INSURANCE CO-OPS BY SUMMER
Thank God, I'm tired of overpaying for shit coverage

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Just top banter! Such a good day today. President Trump is feeling good and so am I.
>really FEELING IT
>comfy HIGH energy day

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MAGA!

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>Donald J. Trump has been president for 1 year, 85 days, 23 hours, 58 minutes and 39 seconds.
>0 (zero) UFO FILES RELEASED.

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SYRIA HAS SHIT AIR DEFENSE

>>really FEELING IT

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I was browsing /ptg/ at university today when all of a sudden i hear the squeaky fire door open up behind me and a rather large short haired xer walked through into the computer lab. I saw xer small dark, beady eyes look aggressively around the room, scanning for anything that xe might take offense to, then suddenly they snapped to my monitor, the anime and swastikas alerted xer right away, xer shitlord alarm went off! Waddling over to me with a huff and a puff, pins clinking and clanking together, ripped pantyhose streching to the breaking point under the pressure of xer's girthy legs, at least a foot in diameter. Xe comes up to behind me and stand with hands on xer hips, "GET OUT." xe screamed at the top of xer lungs at me. "GET THE %@$& OUT OF THIS LIBRARY!" I was stunned, mentally i had thought i was prepared for this, but once confronted with it in person I buckled: "uhh M-ma'am I'm just browsing some anime f-forums" I stumbled with the words, intensely cowed by xer powerful oderous presence. "I KNOW WHAT THAT SITE IS IT'S THE Jow Forums AND I KNOW YOU ARE A N*ZI! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LIBRARY BEFORE I CALL FOR MUSCLE!"
I didn't know what to do, so I apologised, quickly logged off the computer grabbed my binder and pencils and left, forgetting my recharger cord for my cellphone attached to the computer.

I wasn't ready for xer, /ptg/ and i folded under pressure, now I feel like a shell of a man, thinking I should just an hero.

>President Trump will never see the montage I made in his honor

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Trump did nothing wrong when he bombed Syria, again.

Dinesh D'Souza's "Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party" goes into great detail on the "Big Switch"

youtube.com/watch?v=TLc_EqvrE0Q

>people giving bolton a standing ovation means the end of bolton's job
>syria didn't shoot down anything

Tweet it at Don Jr!

I really wish the kosher leaf would die. His copypastas suck.

PressSec tells pool: "The President still would like to sit down" with Putin

IMFPCECHA

Cast it

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Why can't you tune in, maori

was it that OC that was shilled yesterday with zero views?

“Not all of my choices were good, but they (Acosta and Mnuchin) were great ones,” says @POTUS of his Cabinet appointments during remarks in Hialeah, Florida.

uhh
uhhhhhhhhhh

>rejected quickly
Just like everyone here with women!

Anyone have the pic of Jeb Bush walking around alone at night with the "see you space cowboy"- tagline?

Not him but I hate hearing people speak tongues and I much rather read in quiet

stop buulli on our islander friend :(

Russian Ministry of Defense in one statement claims both that "Pantsyr-S1 100% repelled attack" and "Any of facilities, targeted by coalition, weren't covered by air-defense.

LMAO OOOOOOOO
>So 0/0=100%

Its actually ran by Brock. Always run both sides of the fight. 64d chess.

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Trump: "Are there any Hispanics in the room? I doubt it."

wat?

This was a very Finnish post.

I've been going to some concerts which were deemed problematic by the state and I've met some like minded people.
Where do you go to meet nationalists?

Daniel Craig should be Putin.

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shut the fuck up

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Trump recognizes Bolton's role in the Syria strike, crowd applauds. Trump quips: "Are you giving him all the credit? You know that means the end of his job."

>I hate hearing people speak tongues and I much rather read in quiet
>Finland
checks out

>Congratulations, enjoy your money!

Phoneposting in bed at 5am bru, don't want to wake the missus au
Keep me updated

Impossible. It's Florida.
At least we are without gfs together.

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no, sorry

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craig is a good Bond
sad he's only doing one more. he really acts like an emotionless womanizer. good actor.

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WOW LITTLE MARCO

IT'S RUBIO!

>ITS RUBIO!

>government paid shills against foreign government paid shills against native population who indirectly support a 3rd party of paid shills

>Rubio still looks miserable after losing

KEK!

I don't go to those things due to the ever possibility of CIAniggers.

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Why cant mexicans be more like cubans ffs

pee

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literal RUbio shills lol RINOfags GTFO my thread

everyday

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would anyone unironically be opposed to a trump only cabinent
seems based

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Could you imagine Pasta Leaf???

>It'sRubio! speaking spanish

He's a pillpopper

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All part of the plan. When you really think about it. Just look at his tweets pre-strikes re: Russia (needing help economically and avoiding an arms race). Even his statement immediately after. The olive branch is out there waiting.

I also heard pundit-talk about maybe Macron being the broker of a deal. He's visiting Putin in Moscow next month.

Rubio is trying to summon the devil!

Does this account for daylight savings time

Just some friendly banter, no buli of course. We're all commonwealth fags m8
That's comfy as hell. Rubio is giving sincere thanks right now to Trump. Throwing shit at CHYNA too. Just thanked Trump for the Child Tax Credit. He's speaking spanish now kek

>Is he better in english or spanish

Well obviously you don't hang out at home all the time or do you?

>we speak english in the USA you taco nigger

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blue wave

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>363366
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

Craig is good but Moore really encapsulated everything that Bond is in that he was basically a womanizing serial killer with a government backing.

Beat me to it my friend.

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>GEICO

KEK, Rubio with the bants!

impeach

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SURROUNDED BY VENEZUELANS

>they stand for the Spanish but not for the English.

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Ruffying for Rubio!!

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THEY LOVE HIM

wow when will the shills stop shitting up these threads??? open question to the shills....why the fuck are you even here???
No other reason to be here other than to try and disrupt honest support of POTUS...why? go make your own trump hate thread or some shit if you are really simply voicing your opinions....the agenda is totally obvious

btw pic related...soon

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>is he better in English or Spanish?
No. I do have other things to take care of like cows.
Hell is coming for your anus.

>thank you darling

REEE TRUMP IS BEING MISOGYNISTIC

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>let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Donald Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He's trying to Make America Great Again.

Moore was better as Simon Templar, just like how Brosnan was better as Steele

>good afternoon mr. president, my name is taco supreme quiero

> Trump: LOL you faggots are cheering on neocons and neocon warmongering I can't believe you're this dumb but hey whatever works for me
That part of the speech in a nutshell

ITS MUELLER TIME

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Tom Price, Rex Tillerson and David Shulkin all got on the shitlist real fast.

Plus Kelly and Sessions. Depending on who you believe. But i'm extremely skeptical.

GTFO TO REDDIT