Satan is your dark Lord and grants you true secrets of divine power. Hail Lucifer my dark Lord and the coming of the Antichrist.
Why have you not accepted Satan as your Lord
We're taking you down Baphomet.
Q
Because my Lord is Jesus Christ, so please leave this board and may God forgive you your blasphemous actions
Satan;s a nigger
The power of Satan compels you. There is no escape from the dark Lord.
Every satanist that I've met is a little bitch edgelord with emotions weak as paper, and all of them a leftist losers, mewling for vile weakling motherfuck's neetbuck nummies.
Sane people don't hail satan. Butthurt social failures do. Fuck yourself satanist. I hope somebody burns you at the stake; worthless, worthless degenerate. You're an annoying cancer on society, and the sooner you die the better off everyone else will be. End it all, seriously.
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>Worshipping something that doesnt exist
>Lucifer = Satan
>Baphomet = Satan
Cool LARP, fren
You use a Deus Vult flag, and don't understand that Baphomet was worshiped by the Crusaders. What a board this is.
Yes!
Larping? No bro I'm for real I literally spoken will my dark Lord Satan and he grant me immortality and promise to sit by his thrown as Jerusalem as risen to the end times.
Hillary sleeps on ping pong tables.
Satan is pro-homosexuality. Stop being a faggot OP
>Satan is pro-homosexuality
Satan has promise every faggot to be his slave as the end times come.
Satan and Jesus were both Jews. FYI
>Why have you not accepted Satan as your Lord
My praise shall go to Poseidon.
Atomwaffen pls leave
Yeah to spite God let's eat each other's shit and drink each other's piss. That'll show em.
Gross ass fucking morons.
Its the way of my dark Lord Satan.
>Not worshiping the Old Ones
Q predicted this
And yes, this isn't a shitpost, I actually do worship them