Why can't they open the bottles Jow Forums ?

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Ebola-chan?

It is time...

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>one of the many members of the intellectual dark web
?

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>Soylent doesn't effect testosterone goy, according to this research article by goldstein...
Fucking faggots

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whatever retard wrote that shit doesn't understand ebola always fizzles out in a week or two.

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That's a well dressed commie.

I'm tempted to order a bottle to see if I can open them first try
nice marketing campaign Soylent shills

What do these people do when they have a jar of pickles?

My daddy taught me how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead if your hands

like pottery

try pressing your mac special key you sissy
valls.me/estic-obsessionat-amb-apple/

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All you have to do is look at the profile picture and you instantly understand why these "people" can't open their goylent poison.

>guess im going to starve
>guess i cant just eat normal food like a normal human being

These people need to be gassed

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The absolute state of western civilization

Don't fall for it, or if you do definitely don't drink it afterwards. You can test your grip strength on something more worthy, like a jar of those pickled sausages you Germans like.

What if the manufacturers of Soylent are doing this on purpose because they hate their customers and want to hurt them and make them look pathetic on the internet?

what the fuck is this gay fucking shit

is this really the fucking future

2018: people use an electronic communications network to complain about how difficult it is to unscrew the top of a bottle that contains a brand-name slurry of fatty oils and simple sugars

this is the future we chose

this is your fucking life

it's not getting any longer, but you still choose to use what little time you have left to complain to the world about your inability to open a fucking plastic bottle that cost you way more money than you would have normally spent on food that isn't designer

i see this shit and hope for a crash

all of these people need to be destroyed

indeed, 10/10 marketing
i have a good grip myself but once i tried to open something (a bottle of water if i recall correctly) and ended up actually ripping the skin from my finger, worth it

Embarrassing

sometimes i'm ashamed to be the same species as these soygoys

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I mean, if they MUST drink this shit, do they not have silicone grips for cooking? Seriously I have hundreds of those little shits in my drawers, and they work gangbusters for getting caps off of industrial bottles of cooking oil.

It would seem soylent is massively trolling its own customers.

Are soylents really that hard to open?

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To be fair, there's a response bias here. The kind of person who would consume a soylent-based liquid meal replacement is clearly already a mentally ill sissy.

Somebody explain to me why they like this shit so much? Does it taste amazing or something? Because leftists have an almost cult like obsession with soylent and I dont get it at all, its fucking bizarre

>these guys aren't strong enough to open a bottle
Who would have thought

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Any man who lets his tools rust is not a man at all. But that's self evident by the estrogen he's drinking innit?

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This. I wouldn't drink that shit I just want to see how hard it is to open.

The term "bugmen" has fallen out of favor recently. But to answer their cult-like obsession with soylent, bugmen.

why is the fucking bottle weaker then the seal the cap is using
this is just bad design

i can totally understand when people wish for a nuclear holocaust

What the fuck is this Soylent ? Redpill me on it pls.,

It’s harder to open than a bottle of coke but easier than a new jar of pickles. Bitching about it is dumb.

fucking hell, this new generation faggots of soy drinkers are really the bane of our society with their lack of education

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Why all the old Hollywood movies become real, Jow Forums?

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knives and scissors are banned you fucking nazi

Do you have to sign a subscription to buy this soy? Like the juicero shit thing?

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I have never heard of bugman. Would you elaborate on this subject?

Are soylent based trolls..?

I can't believe these tweets are real honestly

for the same reason women can't either, they apply to much force to the tap so the tap can not move; you just must make a gentle strong spin and thats all.

Women and Soyboys try to open a bottle with feelings (rage), men open the bottle with the mind.

>Why can't they open the bottles Jow Forums ?

childproof lids.

t. soyim

It's no biggie, just sprayem' with the dubya-d.

Its Jow Forums

They just started selling it in 7 eleven convience stores.

When i cannot open jar of pickles, i just use a knife to get rid of that cap. If i haven't knife, i just smash that jar.

Its obviously the jews.

FUCK MY SIDES THAT FUCKING PIC

You have working hands and a question, figure it out for yourself. It's not my job to educate you, newfag :^)

Someone make a collage so i can post it for bugman points and favourites.

at least he has the self realization to refer to himself as a dude instead of a man

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It's a soy meal in a bottle, similar to slim fast.

>Soylent
>Can't even open soylent
>Allergic to real food so will starve
>Retro pixel avatar

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KYRGYZSTAN SMASH

wew

Holy shit the memes are real. Look at how soft their hands look too.

fuck off.

>tfw you risked life and limb bringing home delicious cave bear meat in order to ensure an unbroken genetic dynasty which would ultimately end with some dude who can't even open a bottle and will never reproduce because he's too busy worrying about getting more immigrants into the country

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Is there any soy in it? I checked a while ago but couldn't see any.

Does soylent have addictive properties, or is the
indoctrination that strong?

>learning to use hand tools for the first time

so soylent isnt that bad.

>Kyrgyzstan
rare?

use your shirt
if shirt not helps use knife

Anyone else get disgusted when these "men" dedicate a huge chunk of their post opining about their personal situation like anyone gives a shit? They sound like women.

He's a floor salesman at Joseph A. Bank. I can recognize the background.

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Bugman, soyboy, and numale are all three interchangeable terms for the same thing.

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>Why can't they open the bottles Jow Forums ?

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>the current state of soyricans

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bottle opener!!

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big if verídico

We also have all RED flag, (((you))) know.

>asks for help
>told to help himself
>"fuck off"

Do you lack testicles?

Soylent nutrition facts

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How can I join the intellectual dark web?

This hand never did any physical work.

now we have all of them!

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Why do people drink this shit? It’s a protein shake plus a multivatimin for 2x the cost, 4 times the cost if you’re too lazy to make your own protein shake with milk at home.

Nice can openers he installed in his jaw.

I have worked calloused hands and I still use lotion multiple times a day.
NOT ALL NOT ALL NOT ALL ARE YOU SAYING ALL

They would starve in any slav country because we put a lot of food in vacuum sealed jars that are impossible to open for women.

will you show me?

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