PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JOE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Mooch on Judge Jeanine 4/14/18
youtu.be/YWtotbRHY78
>VP Pence remarks @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/0dA1AHc1qP0
>VP Pence talks to press @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
youtu.be/wfKKKxtKsiA
>VP Pence meets w/Chile Pres Pinera 4/14/18
youtu.be/qIWVZs4MGd4
>VP Pence meets w/Colombia Pres Santos 4/14/18
youtu.be/vl3zdEcn__E
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
youtu.be/VeBA2nXHfzo
>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
youtu.be/r-4kTBxRrY8
>This Week @State 4/14/18
youtu.be/9GShzp3YMHE
>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
youtu.be/n0pMQHNjtxc
>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
youtu.be/B8KGzIte7j0
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #51 4/13/18
youtu.be/J3a7WWtwClQ
>ComSec Wilburine @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NVa998TE5Ck
>Ivanka @Summit of the Americas 4/13/18
youtu.be/NFvhwQP1VJ0
youtu.be/QKdLGf0KYyw
>Natl Guard arrives @AZ border 4/13/18
youtu.be/K6d6Ks-umjg
>UNAmb Haley after meeting of P3 @UNSC 4/13/18
youtu.be/bkES3a2Y2BY
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria 4/13/18
youtu.be/cuNxe6B74AQ
>FEMA Admin Long @house on budget 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443983-1/
>JointChiefs @House on Military Posture 4/13/18
c-span.org/video/?443992-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/13/18
youtu.be/sVHjJnlqeps
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/13/18
youtu.be/_3kxRP36OAY

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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vox.com/world/2018/4/16/17242296/us-bombing-syria-trump-bolton
youtube.com/watch?v=wFgzHgg92E0
archive.fo/RMv8M
youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

/sg/ is clearly in favor of Assad and Putin because it's anti west. I think the reason they are so up in arms and against Trump is because they are contrarian. they don't want putin/trump working together, they'd be bored by that.
i don't believe /sg/ supports ISIS. i do believe they want to be contrarian and different.

m-m-muh legacy

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THIS IS A SHILL SPLIT THREAD

MAGA

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vox.com/world/2018/4/16/17242296/us-bombing-syria-trump-bolton
TRUMP OVERRULED BOLTON IN THE SITUATION ROOM! HE IS STILL ARE GUY AFTER ALL!

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You're all garbage bakers, New baker needed, i'm off for the evening.

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kys reddit

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John Bolton wanted a massive bombing raid in Syria. Trump said no.

>John Bolton wanted a massive bombing raid in Syria. Trump said no.

vox.com/world/2018/4/16/17242296/us-bombing-syria-trump-bolton

APOLOGIZE

Alex Jones says fuck trump. Whomst do I believe?

Post cute onis.

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>JOE EDITION /ptg/

DISAVOWED

i love discussing international cuisine with my /ptg/ friens
i become more cultured sitting at my desk than travelling the world

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FUCK OFF PTG
NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE
GO BSCK TO REDDIT FUCKING PIECES OF NIGGER SHIT

>vox

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MAGA

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FBI Insiders Furious After James Comey’s ABC Interview
Seven current or former FB agents and officials spoke to The Daily Beast about their frustration.

3 hours ago

Former FBI director James Comey’s interview with George Stephanopoulos that aired on ABC on Sunday night has angered Comey’s former agents, according to The Daily Beast. Seven current or former FBI agents and officials spoke with Daily Beast during and after the interview aired.

“Hoover is spinning in his grave,” said one former FBI official. “Making money from total failure.”

>Between segments, a promo aired about Comey’s upcoming interview with The View. One official didn’t like this, texting the Daily Beast, “Good lord, what a self-serving self-centered jackass. True to form he thinks he’s the smartest guy around.”

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6 post, 8 seconds apart. you assholes could bake you know.

I know I'm late, but what makes you think he'll end it before midterms? Was there some revelation over the weekend, other than the IG report on McCabe?

...

>vox
more like faux
haha..ha

>vox

No, he hasnt. Shut up.

Fuck off mohammad

ur ptg frens only

I got it, just doing client calls this afternoon from now on

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Colgate flag having ass motherfucker

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I can't bake I'm supposed to be doing work

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HORDE UPDATE
They've made it to central mexico by taking the murder train, adolf also said there's 200+ children/women in the caravan

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It begins...

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Ehh it is Vox but I'll buy it.

I can't make new threads. Capthca fails in the catalog for me.

you gotta to understand jones makes $hekels from controversy. Claiming Trump has betrayed us and is gonna strike syria again creates cash.

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Does any one else notice a lot of Asian male / white female pairings?

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I’m too autistic, user. I will fuck it up, 500% positive of that.

>shitty federal attack jews vs the best private attack jews money can buy
think of this as an example of private vs public enterprise. trump wins because the private sector is superior and has developed superior attack jews

I don't think these two are ever getting fired.

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"Morally unfit to be President".

I think that just about sums up the last 16 months.

Fox isn’t even good Sinclair is still a bunch of Jews

Let the chaos flow through you

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Never forget that falafel and houmous (although delicious) is goat-tier. Enjoy sparingly!

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ABORTION IS TREASON!
CONTRACEPTION IS TREASON!
MAKE AMERICA, AFRICA, BRAZIL, AND EUROPE WHITE AGAIN!

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media vultures are so erect over this

Tl;dr of today??

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Thanks for the update. Shame we can't send them to Syria.

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You should make atleast on thread in your time on /ptg/
I did many on /tg/ and /ptg/. Make it your social interaction for the day

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What is Trump afraid will be revealed? The world (particularly prosecutors) want to know.

tldr

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its true that private jews are smarter but public jews have the government machine to destroy constitutional rights with and they dont have to worry about repercussions because deep state protects their own niggers.

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Not really. White male Latino Female is pretty common to see though.

You can't really fix two of those.

Comfy Pence Space Rally you terrestrial degenerates!
> youtube.com/watch?v=wFgzHgg92E0

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>"Good lord, what a self-serving self-centered jackass.True to form he thinks he’s the smartest guy around.”

GOOD QUOTE.

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pee pee tape! pee pee tape!

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AWOO~
What news today, pardners?

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except that was proven true, Comey admitted he did what he did to HELP Clinton thinking she would win anyways so having the investigation be public would help her later.

"I get it. They've lived in a bubble in New York all their lives, they're goldfish"
- Alex Jones on Ivanka and Kushner

Is Trish pregnant?

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Side note: I love that they're forced to march across a continent when buzzfeed/houses without borders/etc. have more than enough money to ship them across in a day or two

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Cohen has more lawyers than clients, what a dipshit

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JEWS

THIS TIME ATTACK JEWS

Pence really wants to go to space.

true, but it is brute force public jews vs the most intelligent jews money can buy.
this is a situation where brute force loses. private sector jews already have won half the fight by making the public believe (justified or not) that the game is rigged. trump wins even if he loses because he's named the deep state

At this rate, we would have been better off having Benjamin Netanyahu as president.

We'd have the wall by now.

All illegal immigrants, and their kids, would have been kicked out by now.

There'd be no threat to our 2A.

We'd have better relations with Russia.

Healthcare would have been sorted by now.

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its possible Comey sucked off 10 horses after said horses penetrated Obama anally.

>banged a hooker 12 years ago

yeah for real his morals are bankrupt. If only he robbed entire disaster ridden countries or took hundreds of millions from saudis who stone women in the streets, thats the moral hero we need

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>posting a dead link to a shitty website
Here's your archive anyway.
archive.fo/RMv8M

no gays on mars

>they STILL think it's real
It's just sad at this point.

we'll see this is powerful brainlet jews vs restricted brainiac jews

JEW FIGHT

This, I just learned about grits

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That's not the dossier

>not working whilst funposting and watching Franxx
There's no an in your cap

If you can't find any, just do a standard polenta prep (4/1 liquid to cornmeal, liquid is 50/50 milk/water) cook it 20-30 covered at a low simmer, add butter (1tbl per 1/4c of grits to start) and then once that's in add cheddar (1c per tbl of butter added) black pepper, and you're good

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I knew it!
#ReleaseThe HorseTapes

He should have sword danced with more terrorists

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...he's not wrong...

When you mention that it got me thinking. Why are they marching?

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Why does it have to be this Adolf and why isn’t the train going to Auschwitz? See what you have done to me, pol? I’m Mexican and look at the shit I’m saying.

>dossier gets disclosed
>user posts about it ~20 minutes later
>because of time zone differences, screenshot makes it look like it was posted to Jow Forums first
>shill claim this as proof that it originated on Jow Forums

>Do Martian gender norms threaten interplanetary equality?
Future Huffpo headline.

BUILD THE FENCE
BUILD THE FENCE
BUILD THE FENCE
BUILD THE FENCE

>so wrapped up in Franxx I forgot to swap over to the thigh hour
Thanks for the alert fren

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No, but that fanfic contains parts that were seeded into the real one.

They all look the same from the sky.
youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY
I can bake in an hour. I'm shitposting during some downtime.

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Brazil is still white-plurality and had an outright white majority about twenty years ago. South Africa and Rhodesia can be white again if treason stops and immigration from Europe begins.

MUELLER WAS IN ON 9/11
BCCI CASE

Who cares. Seriously. Do you think Trump was elected for his moral virtue platform? How wrong you are. Trump was elected because fuck you that's why.

>its possible drumpf had hookers piss
>we were focusing on this glaring issue instead of heeding tips from people about a kid planning to shoot up a school

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