Shit/pol (Brit/pol) - 8pm is the new 9pm Watershed Edition

> Kate Osamor: Prince Charles should not be next Commonwealth head
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5611439/Labour-shadow-minister-Prince-Charles-NOT-Commonwealth-head.html

> Syria: Corbyn vows to oppose any military action against Assad
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5607393/Corbyn-vows-oppose-military-action-against-Assad.html

> Abbott struggles to say if Russia or US is bigger threat to peace
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5611337/Diane-Abbott-struggles-say-Russia-bigger-threat-world-peace.html

>Theresa May urged to apologise for Britain's anti-gay colonial past
theguardian.com/world/2018/apr/16/theresa-may-urged-to-apologise-for-britains-anti-gay-colonial-past

> PETER OBORNE: Why May and Corbyn are both at war with own parties
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-5538591/PETER-OBORNE-Theresa-Jeremy-Corbyn-war-parties.html

>Syria strikes: May tells MPs Britain could not wait for UN approval
theguardian.com/politics/2018/apr/16/syria-strikes-may-tells-mps-uk-could-not-have-waited-for-un-approval

>Amber Rudd pledges action to resolve status of Windrush citizens
theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/16/theresa-may-caribbean-representatives-windrush-immigration

> Brexit: Sir Vince Cable plots House of Lords 'revolt'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5227375/Sir-Vince-Cable-plots-House-Lords-revolt.html

> Loach wants Labour MPs who joined anti-Semitism protest kicked out
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5602429/Ken-Loach-demands-Labour-MPs-demonstrated-against-anti-Semitism-kicked-party.html

> Ex Lib Dem MP John Hemming blasts police over sex probe
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5364915/Former-Lib-Dem-MP-blasts-police-sex-probe.html

> Senior Lib Dem peer Lord Lester, 81, resigns
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5415541/Senior-Lib-Dem-peer-Lord-Lester-81-resigns.html

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>mfw he's with the coalition

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dumb frogposter

Literal fucking state of Irishmen looking for pats. Join the fucking Coalition and you'll get all the head pats you want, fucking Serf.

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it's me

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>work for a living

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Here, let us offer you riches, power and a happy life.

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is there an eire/pol today?

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>Kate Osamor: Prince Charles should not be next Commonwealth head

where do these cunts get off? why do they think they can cry their way to victory over us?

What is Master Brews trip?

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Éire/pol/ starts at 8pm senpai.
S-Slaanesh pats desu?

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gibs 400k a week plz

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>teasing Micks with pats.

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It's terrible isn't it, when you think of the effort Charles go to to be a good multi-faith future leader of the nations faithful.

>Serf/pol/: I don't want 40k a month!

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>Serf/pol/: Oh, you said 400k? Come back, I've changed my mind!

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I've been saying this for years, when the Queen dies we are going to have some major happenings.
Do you really think the muslims and blacks are going to keep quiet as a FUCKING WHITE MALE is crowned fucking KANG of the United Kingdom?
I anticipate #Notmyking
Debates on becoming a republic coming to a head and heaven help us if Corbyn is still labour leader or, jesus, PM.
The great happening of our time is soon

>Serf/pol/: I've got a new car!
>Coalition: What car is it?
>Serf/pol/: 2004 Ford Fie-
>Coalition:

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that reminds me
that sexy 40k thread should be ready now

is it only 7pm in ireland?
we have summer time now

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nah , the pakis and such love the royal family (in a sanatised consumerist way) ,especially now how princess Megan DeAmerimutt has proved anyone can be royal

for king and country.
may he incarnate a virus to reduce the world population by 99%

>Serf/pol/: H-how can you post from 10 different flags in a day? That must be a proxy!
>The Coalition:

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*pats*

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>ready now
that was disappointing
not archived with 50 more hot pictures
on page 9 with only 1 more

>Glad to see you ignored those nihilist faggots on Serf/pol/. Glad to have you on the team, 500k will be wired to your account as promised. Welcome aboard!

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>Here's a quick bonus. I know it isn't much but that's for picking up the coffee earlier.

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>muslims
>implying charles isnt one

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>Man am I glad that I ignored those Peasants and joined the Coalition. Now I'm rich up to my eyeballs and I'm more concerned with where I'm going to put all of this money! It doesn't fit in my wallet!

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Here you are lads. Cymru am Byth.

walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/cyclist-huge-knife-smashed-getaway-14538889

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>impoverished serf/pol/ inhabitants continue to choose poverty and desperation over power and riches against their best interest

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so? he just doesnt want the muslims getting any bad press, he litreally wants to rename "defender of the faith" to defender of faithS"

>Hello Sir, I believe that you're the new member of our Coaltion. I think you'll like it here. Anyway, I have been instructed by my boss to give you this briefcase full of money, as a welcome gift. Bet you're glad you ignored them nihilists on Serf/pol/ telling you to "work for a living" haha! What a joke! I bet they called you a faggot and mong too! Don't spend all of the money at once!

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>Let us introduce you to the life. Here's a cigar. Pour yourself a drink. I'll explain how things work around here.

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what the fuck happened to this general

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The Coalition took over, Serf. But you knew that already.

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Fucking this.

why must you exaggerate like that?

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>Hey you! Yeah you! I heard you wanted to go to space! Well grab a spacesuit and let's take to the stars! And no, we don't need to listen to them Serfs back on Earth telling us to stay in this solar system because "that's what normal Earth dwellers should do", we can go wherever we want, thanks to elite Coalition technology that's hidden from the public eye!

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i'll add them to the news system

>Jobs lost as meat giant closes West Wales plant
walesonline.co.uk/business/business-news/jobs-go-meat-giant-closes-14538495

>The woman who is a scientist by day and a champion fighter by night
walesonline.co.uk/sport/other-sport/scientist-who-trains-three-hours-14524412

>Man tried to gouge his friend's eye out with a spoon
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-tried-gouge-friends-eye-14529565

>Take a tour inside the delightfully quaint childhood home of Dylan Thomas
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/take-tour-inside-delightfully-quaint-14529377

>Elderly couple 'lost £100,000 of their retirement savings' funding relative's restaurant
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/elderly-couple-lost-100000-retirement-14537305

>Rising numbers of children in care branded a 'national disgrace'
walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/rising-numbers-children-care-branded-14538785

>Popular Swansea bar still 'in a bad way' after leak from flat above causes damage
walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/popular-swansea-bar-still-in-14536934

>The man behind the most colourful house in Cardiff
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-behind-most-colourful-house-14528524

>Cyclist with huge knife smashed off getaway bike in Cardiff city centre with police in pursuit
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/cyclist-huge-knife-smashed-getaway-14538889

>'If it wasn’t for the vest, I wouldn’t be here today' - officer stabbed with huge kitchen knife on how a body vest saved his life
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/if-wasnt-vest-wouldnt-here-14536293

>Flood alert for parts of Wales this week despite bright forecast
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/flood-alerts-parts-wales-week-14537027

Not rich enough to have a shutterstock account though, pube you faggot

Found the Peasant

anyone got the copypasta "how to fix britain"

>> Loach wants Labour MPs who joined anti-Semitism protest kicked out

Nice one Ken

youtube.com/watch?v=8qDSnHX5AQk

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How to fix Britain?

DEPORT 90% OF NON-WHITES
DEPORT THE LAZY
DEPOT THE OBESE
DEPORT THE STUPID
DEPORT THOSE WHO AREN'T SELF MADE
DEPORT THE LONG TERM UNEMPLOYED
DEPORT WHORES, PORNSTARTS, AND SO ON
DEPORT CRIMINALS
DEPORT HOMOSEXUALS
DEPORT TRANSGENDER "PEOPLE"
DEPORT WIGGERS
DEPORT THE MIDDLE CLASSES TO A GULAG
DEPORT CARTOON WATCHERS
DEPORT MANCHILDREN
DEPORT ADDICTS

Job done.

Test.

>he thinks blacks hate the royalty
t. kent posh boy.

immigrants like the queen more than the youth. Most people are actually thankful they moved to this country

>DEPORT THE MIDDLE CLASSES
And that's where you went wrong

>and then he said "you're a faggot for not working five days a week!"

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They might like the Queen but todays liberal BLM tier youth is not going to sit quietly during King Charles coronation as he sits on his Golden Throne being anointed by the one true Christian God

The plan:
>Join the Tory party
>Pretend to be a civic cuck
>Campaign Locally for a few months
>Meet with my local tory MP reguarly
>Visit parliament and introduce myself
>Openly campaign with the tories next election
>Run for MP the election after that
>Win with the endorsement of the PM and the previous MP who is leaving because hes too old
>Stay as MP for one term
>Lead a rebelllion against the current tory leader
>Become PM
>Blow up the O2 arena with thousands of casualties (based mi5)
>use it as an excuse to introduce emergency powers
>dissolve parliament
>set up concentration camps and liquidate my opponents before they get all uppity (see: dictators dillema)
>Make Britain a National Socialist state and implement pic related

thoughts?

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Is it? They're the ones who want more immigration. They are too comfy and in most cases have never known any struggle throughout their life at all. The poor have more to offer than the middle classes.

I utterly despise middle class people. Not all of them, of course, but almost every one I have ever met.

The type of people to criticise the poor drunks who are having their towns taking over, daughters raped, etc, for drinking, and yet they drink a bottle of wine themselves everyday too.

That being said,
DEPORT ALCOHOLICS

Just been to see an escort lads.

Feels good to break the curse, or a long dry spell. At the same time it helps you see it isn't as big a deal as you think.
Does feel a little odd , not that bad though. Glad to have deleted all the porn on my PC and put the parent block on so I can step away from it. Glad that I don't have to sperg around in bars doing shit I hate with people I don't like.

>>thoughts?
watch out for that anonymous mask guy
he'll be out to get you

They just morality stomped into them with a good civil war, the ones that let Mohammed kill them wont be a problem as they'll be dead, the ones who wake up will release what a mess they have made

absolutely disgusting
at least you are quiting porn though

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Well maybe not deport them, but in my opinion hardship is necessary for good health. At least some level of hardship anyway, maybe in their past or present is necessary. Otherwise we get what we have now..

Don't they are far and few between mate, and even the few that do mostly are on about Yank issues

>Glad that I don't have to sperg around in bars doing shit I hate with people I don't like.
Very sensible.

How much did he charge?

>Serf/pol/: I don't want power, influence, a 800k starting bonus and a place in the Omega Society

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Kekekek

>seeing a regular escort instead of a Coalition provided one
State.

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who wouldn't want to join the coalition?

Xir charged 0.0164 bitcoins

Serfs, that's why there's so much anger directed towards to Coalition here.

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This.

>Paying women for sex
Absolutely fucking disgusting and pathetic on all levels.

The only excuse is if you're a businessman/politican or something, and you're paying them to leave. You on the other hand are not, you're paying her because you haven't been focusing enough on self improvement and are probably unattractive/obese/ugly.

Absolutely pathetic. You just encouraged a whore to continue, in fact, you encouraged an entire nation of women that being a whore is fine, and that bit more acceptable.

You literally incentivised your own daughter one day becoming a whore all because you are too lazy or afraid to overcome your self esteem issues

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>Serf/pol/: Anonytrips! Faggots! LARPers!
>Meanwhile in the Caribbean...

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we need application forms

they're on the outside
only natural to be jealous

Literally fucking this. Coalition None of your business cards soon.

I see the powers that be are getting more desperate to stop Brexit. I can see what you up to you know and you will fall flat on your face, energy gone, defeated by your own actions instead of preparing for Brexit when you might have stood a chance to survive and continue.

But no, waste your time but not mine. I am ready for Brexit. And it's still a happening. Your time is ending by trying to thwart Brexit instead of enduring it. My time is just beginning.

> Vote UKIP!

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>Peasant/pol/: You can't go to space, only NASA can do that
>Coalition:

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>You must be over 18 to post here

i fucking hate serfs

>None of your business cards
that's genius
i'm not sure quite how to fashion such a thing
but i'm sure it can be done

This. More accurately, I hate voluntary Serfs, we're literally offering them a way out of endless toil and struggle 9-5 Monday to Friday and still they stubbornly refuse to join the Coalition.

>Andromeda? Nah, humans will never get that far. Too many light years...
>The Coalition at 299 792 458 m/s:

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Prove me wrong

we BIG BOYS now

christ he is so fucking obviously underage

>Glad to see that you're interested in a business deal with us, Lord Abo Waka Waka, Emperor of Andromeda. Hopefully we can open a trade route between our two peoples soon. And to think the Serfs back home thought we couldn't reach Andromeda and make first contact with ET. Ha!

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>So listen, do you want this five hundred t- huh? I'm underage? Sir, I'm 24 but let me just speak to you about this mo-I'm a faggot? And you're going to kill me? Okay... that's all sir.

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It's better that whoring be a profession and that the very few women who do it are compensated well for choosing that lifestyle.

Promiscuity in the general population, picking up women out of pure ego, encouraging women to basically whore for free, this is the real problem.

I'm years from being in the position to be a pipe smoking conservative father and I'm not going to involve myself in a 2 year relationship of convenience, which is the fashion right now. I accept my degeneracy with a clear head. Good day to you indeed sir.

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Sounds promising, you should get to it while there's still an England to take over.

just join the coalition.

>not even ivy makes newbuilds look better

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Take my hand. Put fear from your heart. Let us work wonders together.

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I'm ambivalent about it since Meghan mutted it up. It's just another symbol of progressive diversity now.

Let's change the world.

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I hope you took precautions and wrapped it up.

>getting this worked up over porn
i wank to all sorts of kinky shit and still have a normal sex life. why cant you autists?

t. blair

true. soft middle-class '''''people'''''' need sorting out

The house is yours, and so is the car. Welcome to the team.

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