>what does it mean to be english Have rotten yellowish teeth?
William Hughes
Migration in progress my esteemed chums.
Blake Thomas
>What's the correct way to make a cuppa lads? Here's mine 1..Milk and sugar in a mug 2. Pour Boiling water in mug 3. Put teabag in 4. Stir it clockwise 5 times 5. Take teabag out and squeeze on side of mug 6 .Pour cold water in 7. Enjoy
Everyone knows it's >teabag >boiling water >leave for 2 minutes at the minimum >sugar and milk >milk cloud should just touch the top of the water, this the exact right amount
Colton Phillips
REAL THREAD
> > CHECK THE TIMES
Easton Nelson
1. Sugar in mug 2. Milk in mug 3. Teabag in mug 4. Mug in the microwave, 5 minutes on full power 5. Remove the mug from the microwave, put cold water in the mug 6. Put mug back in microwave for 15 minutes, full power 7. Remove mug from microwave, enjoy
Christopher Carter
>reported to EU authorities for hatespeech
Caleb Ward
All those videos and not a single one of the the enoch speech?
Who paid to have this thread made?
Noah King
8. Enjoy your mug in a mirror
Asher Gonzalez
You have to go back, son
Lincoln Stewart
>not mashing the teabag against the side of the mug with your thumb
Justin Baker
They say pussy and paper is poetry power and pistols Plotting on murdering motherfuckers 'fore they get you Picturing pitiful punk niggas copping pleas Puffin weed as I position myself to clock G's My enemies scatter in suicidal situations Never to witness the wicked shit that they was facing Pockets is packed with presidents, pursue your riches Evading the player hating tricks, while hitting switches Bitches is bad-mouth, cause brawling motherfuckers is bold But y'all some hoes, the game should be sewed
i just realised you're that guy who sets his iPhone timer for 2 minutes and also puts the milk back in the fridge after someone else has taken it out while 3 other people are making coffee and tea at work, then you stand by the fridge so nobody can open it without asking you cunt.
Dominic Bennett
>Serf/pol/: I don't want power, influence, a 800k starting bonus and a place in the Omega Society.
>be me >be a 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to pub, club, or party >wake up at 9 am >browse internet on phone then read a book about Romans >have coffee in flat then go to gym >feel fat but haven't had junk food in two days and workout was ok despite being too tired to lift heavy >as soon as I left my flat during daytime for the first time since Saturday I felt this surge of pessimism as the image of a blonde Stacey sitting outside during summer with her cool Chad and Stacey friends (like the "cool" kids in school) came to mind and I realised that I am too ugly and loserish (beta demeanour, quiet, shy, lacking in normie interests and etiquette; but it's mostly ugliness) to be accepted by society and it's too late >realise that spending summer indoors will be my best course of action (doing productive stuff instead of walking around outside, feeling sad like the past year, including last summer) >leave for work at 4:45 pm and get back to flat by about 6 (decided not to go in to work tomorrow because I left so late today) >started reading technological slavery on my phone during commuters (recently read Skin in the Game and I'm an empty suit; recently read Atlas Shrugged which I borrowed from the library) >had read parts of it before but the parts about the lack of power process fulfillment and oversocialisation were painfully true and I'm not a leftist >wasted 3 hours in evening by eating and browsing internet >going in to central London at 9 pm to have coffee and feel less alone >will be my final coffee except maybe tomorrow and possibly other days
Jaxon Miller
Wrong >Teabag, milk and sugar in cup >Pour boiling water >Let stew for 2-3 minutes >Stir >Takeout teabag (Without squeezing) >Enjoy
1. Tea and Sugar 2. Hot water 3. A minute splash of milk 4. Stir until correct brown colour desired is achieved and sugar has dissolved 5. Squeeze bag out using spoon
Jeremiah Cook
>Serf/pol/: You will never make first contact with Alien life!
1: teabag in Cup (Yorkshire is best) 2: start boiling kettle, turn off as the water starts to boil (over boiling removes oxygen from the water which affects the taste) 3: steep for 4 minutes 4: classic squeezey removal of teabag 5: add enough milk that it turns the tea the colour of he-man from the cartoons (literally a splash) 6: throw sugar in trash because it doesn’t belong in tea 7: salute the photo of the queen in your kitchen 8: get arrested for failing to renew your kettle licence 9: break out of prison when the bobbies are called on an urgent shout as they’ve ran out of hobnobs
I’m on the lamb hence the weird flag
Nicholas Hill
i know i'll cop some flack for this.. but.. 1. boil water. 2. teabag, extra strength englishbreakkie or something. 3. tea spoon of sweetened condensed milk.. 4. stir 5. remove teabag.. squeeze it or dont, what ever. 6. enjoy
the sweetened condensed milk makes the tea so much more silky, and you can carry a tube of it in ur bag so u can always have tea on the move
Three teabags in a teapot, about a pint of hot water boiled on the stove in one of those whistling kettles, water added to the pot once it whistles, let stand for a few minutes, then stirred with one spoonfull of sugar for the entire pot.
Served with a small amount of sterilized milk in china teacups with extra sugar and milk in a dish and jug if needed to add to taste.
>>What's the first thing you do ? >False flag terrorist attack >State of emergency >Censor internet >Ban social media >Implement martial law >Compulsory ID's, checkpoints, curfews >Build a dozen new prison >Arrest and imprison any dissenters/terrorists >Give MI:5 and Police Carte blanche to enforce laws >Bring back capital punishment >Round up and deport all illegals and other undesirable immigrants >State issued gf's Basically a full blown purge
1. Boil water. 2. Put teabag in mug. 3. Pour boiling water into mug. 4. Brew for 5 minutes. 5. Only milk, no diabetes. 6. Give a Mick a wee cheeky pat.
Ye nearly finished now lad(20 mins left). Not that interesting desu. Probably a dozen better documentaries on YouTube about it
Aiden Davis
Yeah, I'll probably just go look for one on YouTube then.
Anthony Mitchell
Nice touch to have Full Metal Jacket on telly today. Good on that person.
Also from the Times this morning: >classiest threatening letter ever.
A politician battling corruption in southern Italy has received what is being hailed as the world’s most educated threatening letter, written in ancient Greek and including a quotation from a 5th century BC tragedy.
Austacio Busto, who runs the department for public tendering in the Acquaviva delle Fonti, a small town in Puglia, received the letter days before the trial of local business leaders he accused of offering kickbacks.
The handwritten note contains lines from Agamemnon, the Greek tragedy by Aeschylus, which follows the return home of the eponymous king from the Trojan war, whereupon he is killed by his wife, Clytemnestra. The passage contains a reference to “ill omened hymns to terrible fortune”, which local police believe is a warning to Mr Busto not to give evidence.
The letter writer is believed to know Mr Busto, who was an archaeologist before entering politics, and to have known he would be able to translate it.
More ominously, the passage refers to Paris, the son of the king of Troy who eloped with Helen, the queen of Sparta, triggering the war with Greece. Paris is also the name of Mr Busto’s son.