Brit/pol/: Anglos are Nords Edition

>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE

>History With Hilbert - Who were the Anglo-Saxons ?
youtu.be/bP1eXWIt-rE?list=PLWHb-MbcZ9kr2bER9oEH8vTaZ8zwUqFTZ

>Kai Murros - The Coming British Civil War
youtube.com/watch?v=sXatIbuW9Hw

>Jon Wedger - London Police Whistleblower on Child Prostitution & Trafficking
youtube.com/watch?v=KiOXvCvfkaY

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM

>Oswald Mosley - There Is Still Hope....
youtu.be/Q7Eom6VRFSY

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bbc.co.uk/news/world-43781954
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bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-43788617
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bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43769842
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43790151
twitter.com/hackneyabbott/status/985597052980736000?s=21
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First for Are Sarah

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>what does it mean to be english
Have rotten yellowish teeth?

Migration in progress my esteemed chums.

>What's the correct way to make a cuppa lads? Here's mine
1..Milk and sugar in a mug
2. Pour Boiling water in mug
3. Put teabag in
4. Stir it clockwise 5 times
5. Take teabag out and squeeze on side of mug
6 .Pour cold water in
7. Enjoy

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why is alcohol still legal in the UK??

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OLNEY

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First to go on the day of the rope.

This bait is masterful. Woven like a fine scarf.

Everyone knows it's
>teabag
>boiling water
>leave for 2 minutes at the minimum
>sugar and milk
>milk cloud should just touch the top of the water, this the exact right amount

REAL THREAD

>
>
CHECK THE TIMES

1. Sugar in mug
2. Milk in mug
3. Teabag in mug
4. Mug in the microwave, 5 minutes on full power
5. Remove the mug from the microwave, put cold water in the mug
6. Put mug back in microwave for 15 minutes, full power
7. Remove mug from microwave, enjoy

>reported to EU authorities for hatespeech

All those videos and not a single one of the the enoch speech?

Who paid to have this thread made?

8. Enjoy your mug in a mirror

You have to go back, son

>not mashing the teabag against the side of the mug with your thumb

They say pussy and paper is poetry power and pistols
Plotting on murdering motherfuckers 'fore they get you
Picturing pitiful punk niggas copping pleas
Puffin weed as I position myself to clock G's
My enemies scatter in suicidal situations
Never to witness the wicked shit that they was facing
Pockets is packed with presidents, pursue your riches
Evading the player hating tricks, while hitting switches
Bitches is bad-mouth, cause brawling motherfuckers is bold
But y'all some hoes, the game should be sewed

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yeah i'm jsut going to leave my teabag in for 2 minutes, nobody ever does this it's stupid you just press it against the side a few times.

>master race

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>Be English
>Walk outside 250 Sq. Foot apartment
>Instantly teleports to Pakistan

Heh, nothin personal kid

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You know you want to join our ranks.

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You seem to have forgotten this fine series. Starkey is /ourguy/

youtu.be/6wPhiIkvU04

i just realised you're that guy who sets his iPhone timer for 2 minutes and also puts the milk back in the fridge after someone else has taken it out while 3 other people are making coffee and tea at work, then you stand by the fridge so nobody can open it without asking you cunt.

>Serf/pol/: I don't want power, influence, a 800k starting bonus and a place in the Omega Society.

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>Serf/pol/: What's the Omega Society?

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Do you make this shite up on the fly, or plan it obsessively between your bouts of crying and wanking?

>Starkey is /ourguy/
This.
>the whites have become black

>THE WHITES HAVE BEOMCE BLACKS

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>be me
>be a 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to pub, club, or party
>wake up at 9 am
>browse internet on phone then read a book about Romans
>have coffee in flat then go to gym
>feel fat but haven't had junk food in two days and workout was ok despite being too tired to lift heavy
>as soon as I left my flat during daytime for the first time since Saturday I felt this surge of pessimism as the image of a blonde Stacey sitting outside during summer with her cool Chad and Stacey friends (like the "cool" kids in school) came to mind and I realised that I am too ugly and loserish (beta demeanour, quiet, shy, lacking in normie interests and etiquette; but it's mostly ugliness) to be accepted by society and it's too late
>realise that spending summer indoors will be my best course of action (doing productive stuff instead of walking around outside, feeling sad like the past year, including last summer)
>leave for work at 4:45 pm and get back to flat by about 6 (decided not to go in to work tomorrow because I left so late today)
>started reading technological slavery on my phone during commuters (recently read Skin in the Game and I'm an empty suit; recently read Atlas Shrugged which I borrowed from the library)
>had read parts of it before but the parts about the lack of power process fulfillment and oversocialisation were painfully true and I'm not a leftist
>wasted 3 hours in evening by eating and browsing internet
>going in to central London at 9 pm to have coffee and feel less alone
>will be my final coffee except maybe tomorrow and possibly other days

Wrong
>Teabag, milk and sugar in cup
>Pour boiling water
>Let stew for 2-3 minutes
>Stir
>Takeout teabag (Without squeezing)
>Enjoy

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1. Tea and Sugar
2. Hot water
3. A minute splash of milk
4. Stir until correct brown colour desired is achieved and sugar has dissolved
5. Squeeze bag out using spoon

>Serf/pol/: You will never make first contact with Alien life!

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulshit

Step One
>Milk

Fuckin triggered.

Neck yourself m8

Closest so far.

Not too bad.

>sugar

OBJECTIVE CORRECT WAY TO MAKE CUP OF TEA

1: teabag in Cup (Yorkshire is best)
2: start boiling kettle, turn off as the water starts to boil (over boiling removes oxygen from the water which affects the taste)
3: steep for 4 minutes
4: classic squeezey removal of teabag
5: add enough milk that it turns the tea the colour of he-man from the cartoons (literally a splash)
6: throw sugar in trash because it doesn’t belong in tea
7: salute the photo of the queen in your kitchen
8: get arrested for failing to renew your kettle licence
9: break out of prison when the bobbies are called on an urgent shout as they’ve ran out of hobnobs

I’m on the lamb hence the weird flag

i know i'll cop some flack for this.. but..
1. boil water.
2. teabag, extra strength englishbreakkie or something.
3. tea spoon of sweetened condensed milk..
4. stir
5. remove teabag.. squeeze it or dont, what ever.
6. enjoy

the sweetened condensed milk makes the tea so much more silky, and you can carry a tube of it in ur bag so u can always have tea on the move

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>POUR
>COLD
>WATER
>IN

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>sweetened condensed milk..

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I Didn't even get that far before i got mad.

It's those wretched, useless Tories that ruined this fair country I fondly remember as a child. My good friend George Bell told me the same.

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I'm le 97.9 face. :(

Try condensed milk on hot buttered toast lad, its goat

this is the best way, its alpha as fuck. best part of a ration pack

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Wrong

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This is how my long dead gran made tea.

Three teabags in a teapot, about a pint of hot water boiled on the stove in one of those whistling kettles, water added to the pot once it whistles, let stand for a few minutes, then stirred with one spoonfull of sugar for the entire pot.

Served with a small amount of sterilized milk in china teacups with extra sugar and milk in a dish and jug if needed to add to taste.

/ourboxer/ is back in the game!

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that is disgusting

user... you become the most powerful man in the UK (PM/QUEEN levels)

What's the first thing you do ?
>me
arm the edl and tell them to fuck off and raise hell

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Joshua will make him look like ali

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>arm the edl
anti-Semitis beware

I'm into butter, marmite, marmelade, jam. Not all at once obviously.

Try not to eat much bread, but its hard to resit an egg with buttered toast to dip in.

Normans were Vikings

Fuck off leaf

u n d e r s t a n d a b l e

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>marmite

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teabag always goes in first if you ask me

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ban semiskinned

State enforce race mixing

Is what Sargon of Akkad wants

>>What's the first thing you do ?
>False flag terrorist attack
>State of emergency
>Censor internet
>Ban social media
>Implement martial law
>Compulsory ID's, checkpoints, curfews
>Build a dozen new prison
>Arrest and imprison any dissenters/terrorists
>Give MI:5 and Police Carte blanche to enforce laws
>Bring back capital punishment
>Round up and deport all illegals and other undesirable immigrants
>State issued gf's
Basically a full blown purge

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Obey the Individual!

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1. Boil water.
2. Put teabag in mug.
3. Pour boiling water into mug.
4. Brew for 5 minutes.
5. Only milk, no diabetes.
6. Give a Mick a wee cheeky pat.

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Documentary on channel 5 about Waco. Didn't know so many Brits were in the cult

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9 steps and you didnt even put the water in the mug you fucking cretin

and it's "on the lam"

That doesnt look like any englishman ive ever seen

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FOOKIN AD ENOOF OF IT BRUV EE NEEDS TO GO F-AM.

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>sugar

KYS yourselves

Post boi pussy

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You are all niggers

it's in our ration packs, you try to milk in constant heat

nice

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brit/pol random news selector

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>Music by Nazi death camp prisoners played for first time
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43740143

>Starbucks: Philadelphia arrests of black men 'reprehensible'
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43791159

>Syria: Does Russia always use a veto at the UN Security Council?
bbc.co.uk/news/world-43781954

>North Korea error opens door to fake Twitter account
bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43737381

>Singapore uncovers 'high-tech' exam cheating plot
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-43788617

>Russian-controlled Crimea's Artek youth camp hosted Assad children
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43782031

>Egyptians gear up for Ramadan with Mo Salah lanterns
bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43761682

>Things you might not know about the Commonwealth
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43715079

>Syria air strikes: 12 hours in two minutes
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43769842

>NYT and New Yorker win joint Pulitzer for Weinstein exposé
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43790151

>ration pack
I'm assuming your in the military?!

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holy shit its batboy larping as a politican!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is it on now?

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>pour cold water in

u fuckin wot m8?

twitter.com/hackneyabbott/status/985597052980736000?s=21

I’m crying with laughter lads

Jimmy Saville was innocent

Ye nearly finished now lad(20 mins left). Not that interesting desu. Probably a dozen better documentaries on YouTube about it

Yeah, I'll probably just go look for one on YouTube then.

Nice touch to have Full Metal Jacket on telly today. Good on that person.

Also from the Times this morning:
>classiest threatening letter ever.

A politician battling corruption in southern Italy has received what is being hailed as the world’s most educated threatening letter, written in ancient Greek and including a quotation from a 5th century BC tragedy.

Austacio Busto, who runs the department for public tendering in the Acquaviva delle Fonti, a small town in Puglia, received the letter days before the trial of local business leaders he accused of offering kickbacks.

The handwritten note contains lines from Agamemnon, the Greek tragedy by Aeschylus, which follows the return home of the eponymous king from the Trojan war, whereupon he is killed by his wife, Clytemnestra. The passage contains a reference to “ill omened hymns to terrible fortune”, which local police believe is a warning to Mr Busto not to give evidence.

The letter writer is believed to know Mr Busto, who was an archaeologist before entering politics, and to have known he would be able to translate it.

More ominously, the passage refers to Paris, the son of the king of Troy who eloped with Helen, the queen of Sparta, triggering the war with Greece. Paris is also the name of Mr Busto’s son.

You're damn right

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GOOOAAAAALLLLLL

thank god we can get them pies nice an earley eh lads?

metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/victory-pie-couple-morrisons-vows-sell-meat-pies-7am-7471602/

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stale pasta

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>both these institutions get taxpayer money

You can understand where the lolbergs here are coming from.

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M-Medieval weaponry-senpai...

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Jesus wept

As you would expect of channel 5 its a very lite magazine-esque version of events

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I hope you're at least a vaguely attractive trap.

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why are you pretending to be an animu waifu senpai senpai

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I remember being amazed that TVs could have 5 channels where I were a lad.
>channel V then turns out to be unanimously shit.