Captain morgan

How many shots of Captain Morgan would it take to get wasted.

Had around 5 so far, no effect yet? Is this 100% water or something?

Also what is your favourite spirit?

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stand up quickly to find out how drunk you are

Meh. Rum is weak. Switch over to Bourbon next time you really want to get wasted.

>how many shots?
750ml minimum
>favorite?
the balvenie doublewood 21

have 11 shots in a row with no breaks and you should be tipsy

Drink it with coke

Shouldn't drink Captain Morgan since they reformulated it, get Sailor Jerry instead.

get lams navy rum next time

waste of coke. drink the rum. snort the coke

2 or 3 Bottles usually. But srsly buy Whiskey

underrated

Is OP a 16 year old girl?

Try real rum next time, not that watered down artificially flavoured crap.

Maybe try not being 350 lbs.? May work better.

This

>muh 40% alcohol is different than other 40% alcohol
>it doesn't just come down to flavor
here's a tip, underage-anons
pace yourself with the booze or in 15 years you'll still be here arguing with people 15 years younger than you

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that shit is more like a mixer, get yourself some good high proof rum or a good gin.

>pace yourself with the booze or in 15 years you'll still be here arguing with people 15 years younger than you
can confirm

>weak
It's standard 40% alcohol. It will make you drunk just as easily as muh bourbon. Also OP is a newfag to alcohol because no one over the age of 18 talks about 'dude I'm taking these shots and I'm NOT EVEN feeling it lmao'

If you aren't feeling the effects of alcohol after 5 shots (I'm assuming in a row) you should probably lose weight.
I drink Jameson and Stolichnaya almost exclusively but sometimes I splurge on some Angel's Envy Rye.

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this.
alot better taste plus you can drink alot more before realizing you're drunk

It does taste pretty shit. Pyrat rum is still currently my favourite.

>spiced gold
>40%

Ours isn't. Its only 35%

>pace yourself with the booze or in 15 years you'll still be here arguing with people 15 years younger than you

Jesus fucking christ, this is way too accurate.

You have a good Taste my mighty Fascist

Not politics

The whole bottle to be wasted. I get drunk but not wasted off around 3/4 of a bottle

I have no idea, I rarely drink nowadays to be honest but back in my early 20's I could have probably drank a whole bottle and been somewhat sentient; I've actually done it a few times. I'll guess maybe 7 or 8 shots now until I'm dead. I had 5 cans of beer yesterday and felt pretty drunk, little cans too since I'm a faggot who drinks fancy beer.

Since when are you allowed to drink Abdul?

sshhh don't tell the Imam

Even once you've stopped drinking alcohol is still released into your blood stream. Drink, wait, drink, wait, you'll get much drunker

You and OP should know that this is an 18+ board. MODSSSSS

Scotch. You can get drunk and then wake up the next day pretty fresh.

There's a lagtime between alcohol in your tummy and alcohol in your blood. I don't really drink like I used to because old but
>4 doubles of some well brandy at little party in about 10 minutes
>not drunk enough so drink two more at about half an hour
>after an hour I feel it
Try not to die.

digits cuntfirm Sailor Jerry!

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Tell me about the reformulation. I like Sailor Jerry more anyways

Lol good post, I'm living this nightmare

>drinking spiced rum at all
Top pleb.

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>Had around 5 so far, no effect yet

Famous last words

That’s my favorite.

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Not a spirit but luv it

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Come on OP, dont bother with rum.

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Johnny walker blue label is my daily drink.
Captain Morgan is trash rum op get sailor Jerry’s at least if trying to be cheap...