/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LET THE SANDNIGGERS FIGHT EACH OTHER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump hosts Tax Cuts for FL Biz Roundtable 4/16/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Palm Beach FL 4/16/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @Miami Intl Airport 4/16/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 4/16/18
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>VP Pence Delivers Remarks @34th Space Symposium 4/16/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #33 (Lara) 4/16/18
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>Mooch on F&F 4/16/18
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>StateDep Readout: Conversation about the lolocaust (w/Heather) 4/16/18
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>HHS Video: Prescribed to Death Memorial 4/16/18
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>IntDep Video: Opioid Task Force 1st Raid 4/16/18
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>Mooch on Judge Jeanine 4/14/18
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>VP Pence remarks @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
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>VP Pence talks to press @Summit of the Americas 4/14/18
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>VP Pence meets w/Chile Pres Pinera 4/14/18
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>VP Pence meets w/Colombia Pres Santos 4/14/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Syria Strikes 4/14/18
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>Pentagon Press Brief post attack 4/14/18
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>This Week @State 4/14/18
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>Pres Trump declares war on /sg/ 4/13/18
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>Pentagon Press Brief on Syria attack 4/13/18
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THE AWOOVEMENT CONTINUES!

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Yea he says this and then Israel bombs Iranian bases in Syria to provoke a response and drag us into conflict. Coincidence right?

Boycott Tick-tock

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Dersh should have disclosed his relationship with Epstein

Awoos and Oni are best friends?

ITS COMING

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Finished product
>please clap

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Post current mood

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>Federal Judge used for marriage.
>Coincidentally handles Cohen case.

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on what? when was hannity being investigated?

They’ll overplay and show their Jewish tricks to the wider world soon enough

i wish i was ukrainian lads :-\

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Dogs are vile creatures
Fuck them all

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MAGA

>better, desaturated version

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>that browning on the chicken

fucking disgusting. get a cast iron

BOOOOORRIIINNGGG

NATURALLY!

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>Trump reverses sanctions on Russia
>Russia allowed to move more defenses to Syria
>Israel fed up with the bad goy in office
>accidentally kills Russians
>twitter.com/leithfadel/status/986019788307816449

POST YOUR FUCKIN FACE WHEN ISRAEL JUST FUCKED UP

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whats the burnt testicle things?

ALERT
THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A PETS OF /PTG/ THREAD

POST THOSE PETS, CALL OTHER ANONS PETS CUTE, THE WHOLE 9 YARDS!

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That’s honestly not very impressive familia

JUST DIE ALREADY

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>if Israel chooses to act offensively then the US also has to do stuff

I don't think this has ever been the case in 70 years of jews shitting up sandland

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I’m not going for excitement. I want it to taste good and be healthy.

Have you ever tried putting black pepper in cottage cheese?
Honey is actually pretty good with it too, as weird as it sounds.

>multiple news reporters at multiple news agencies were taking direct orders from the hillary campaign.
>these reporters still work at those outlets. This information is common knowledge. No one has made any statement about this.

>"you should apologise for not saying you spoke to a man."

>I felt a little bit sluggish after eating it
This is the best day in a long time

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Now we can focus on the Day of the Rake!

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is that supposed to be food
i've seen /ck/ cook better shit
i'm a fucking NEET life loser and i can cook better than that
the fork probably tastes better
0/10 get this filth out of my sight

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WICTOR WAS RIGHT AGAIN

Checked
Kek has forsaken my cooking

this guy cooks

Not sure if you a blackie or a sandnigger

prunes

should have black beans and rice if you have chciken and yogurt

Better than Brooklyn BBQ

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if this is what hogg was referring to then that is really fishy...

Trump is going to have to shut the Federal courts down using the military, isn't he?

rip in peace Steve

That actually makes sense

Still likely to be a debacle but better than U.S or NATO troops having to be there.

Congrats bro
Protip, looks like you are dieting.
Get a bunch of cheap greens, i prefer bell peppers or brocolli.
Just something from the fresh produce section and that has high volume with low calorie. But a ridiculous amount. And eat a bunch before you eat your main meal. Fill your gut full of fiber and greens. So when you finish your main dinner hot dish you are like “uuugh wow i am so full” and you are more satisfied.
A dinner like this on a calorie deficit will make you crave sweets real hard after an hour of only eating this.

But looks good fampire.
Also look into using marinades

/ck/ has amazing recipes

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>Honey is actually pretty good with it too, as weird as it sounds.
I prefer maple syrup and fig paste.

>yfw israel gets nuked by iran and Trump just does an "oopsies" and hits them with economic sanctions and a strategic bombing

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>taste good and be healthy

yeah, get a fucking cast iron. BROWNING is flavour, and you ain't gonna get a good browning on a fucking non stick

There goes the bravest man I ever knew.

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Here's my cat.

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For user, it is very impressive

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what did they mean by this?

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Honestly, the Israelis are losing support in this whole conflict in the middle east. America is pretty much their only vocal supporter and now that is waning. Israel is going to be forced to be more flexible on peace treaties.

is that a mainecoon?

see now THIS is how you cook

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stray cat I've been taking care of for about a year disappeared a week ago. She didn't seem to stray far, stayed to yard... so I think she was killed but no carcass. She simply disappeared. Thinking a coyote or maybe redtailed haw got her.

are the journalists going to burn the evidence or what

thehill.com/opinion/white-house/383166-comeys-last-stand-for-the-deep-state
archive.is/QVcv1
i hope comey goes to pound-me-in-the-ass prison

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They meant the dominoes are starting to fall.

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It could be funny to watch an Arab NATO.

Wow. They are losing sympathy fast.

I'm not sure. She looks like a Norwegian Long Tail to me, but she's pretty small considering her age.

You're dumb. That would trigger the Sampson option, which would see most major cities in Europe and the Middle East leveled.

Get that man some ding dongs!

Outstanding

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NOT Greater Israel

To add to this: She has an extremely long tail, as long as her body.

What's with the fleur de lis and the cossack flag?

>tfw no catgirls for domestic ownership due to israeli glutton for gold and goy blood
well shit :-\

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Thanks man I appreciate the advice

I still want to know the recipe for that secret /tg/ brownie blast shake.
I lost the greentext so it's truly a mystery.

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I fail to see a flaw here.

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how old is she?

>joe is joe calling others a disgrace
Well he is an expert at being a disgrace.

Literally MEMRI tier logic applied to an entire military alliance

Say, I know that hat. How's the doggo doing?

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>but japan isnt reproducing!
Ive seen 50 times more babies and toddlers here than any major us city

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>only dog nigger to respond
just another seed of correct opinion taking root in /ptg/
always remember: dogs do not make good pets

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i like it
you should know your own flag here
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>guided America through 9/11
By allowing 9/11 to happen?

White people in US cities don’t have any kids really. Only in Suburbs.

Alchemist?
Did you get us cursed again yesterday after I left, or has the Cosmic Kami forgiven your rock-scratching?

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Good job

It's disnifo/astroturfing by multinational corporate and banking interests to encourage public openess to higher immigration levels.

Of course, the obvious Jewish lies are revealed as lies when given an actual look

And furthermore, why must the japs be expanding at all

It’s such fuck

Seven or eight now. I got her when she was five months old from a local foster home. She was apparently abandoned by her mother.

I guess it's healthy but mein gott get some fucking color in there with some veg and not prunes

Healthy. She just had her first vet visit today for her shots and all that. Vet fell in love with her and took a picture to put on the clinics website.
Skeletons don't make good humans. I have a cat too, I just can't be bothered to find a picture of her.

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You could of, ya know, done something with it.

>guided America through
>guided America into
Common mistake

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/ptg/ anons got my back. They uncursed me.
I appreciate it but i was looking forward to having japanese ghost standos