Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Für Führer, Volk und Fastfood Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/vermischtes/article175478888/Baden-Wuerttemberg-Zahl-der-Selbstanzeigen-wegen-Terrors-von-Asylbewerbern-steigt.html
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/altmaier-fluechtlinge-konkurrieren-nicht-um-arbeitsplaetze-sorgen-fuer-entstehung-zusaetzlicher-jobs-a2401636.html
spiegel.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/deutschland-rezessionsgefahr-waechst-laut-prognose-stark-a-1202771.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>Tasks
Create memes & Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay well hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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theapricity.com/earlson/history/emperors.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=OvY5dCOurjE
collive.com/show_news.rtx?id=31099&alias=president-putin-i-support-israel
m.jpost.com/Diplomacy-and-Politics/Putin-said-Israel-would-take-care-of-Iran
m.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Report-Iran-accuses-Russia-of-giving-Israel-codes-for-Syrian-air-defenses-484777
jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/russia-israel-partners-against-holocaust-denial/2016/02/04/
tass.ru/obschestvo/4911077
jewishpost.com/news/putin-in-israel.html
ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3409150,00.html
stormfront.org/forum/t393983/
jpost.com/Jewish-World/Jewish-Features/At-Putins-side-an-army-of-Jewish-billionaires
ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4516656,00.html
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vladimir-putin-soviet-leader-joseph-stalin-was-no-worse-than-oliver-cromwell-9016836.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/9737569/Vladimir-Putin-compares-Lenin-to-holy-Christian-relics.html
haaretz.com/world-news/europe/first-jewish-university-to-open-in-russia-1.5893073
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/altmaier-fluechtlinge-konkurrieren-nicht-um-arbeitsplaetze-sorgen-fuer-entstehung-zusaetzlicher-jobs-a2401636.html
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/arbeitslose-fluechtlinge-wie-zwei-drittel-durch-die-offizielle-statistik-fallen-a2124840.html
heise.de/tp/features/Klappmesser-gibt-es-schon-fuer-2-50-Euro-4024448.html
youtube.com/watch?v=-Vu5-NNLaXU
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First lmao

Not surprising considering the OP has McDonald's in it.

theapricity.com/earlson/history/emperors.htm

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Of the 18 Emperors from Augustus to Commodus: 9 had blond or red hair; 5 had grey or white hair; 3 had no recorded hair colour, and just 1 (Hadrian), was referred to as dark-haired.


Of the 18 Emperors from Augustus to Commodus: 9 had blue or grey eyes; 2 had "wine-coloured eyes" (whatever that may mean), and 7 had no recorded eye colour.

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theapricity.com/earlson/history/emperors.htm
Of the 18 Emperors from Augustus to Commodus: 9 had blond or red hair; 5 had grey or white hair; 3 had no recorded hair colour, and just 1 (Hadrian), was referred to as dark-haired.


Of the 18 Emperors from Augustus to Commodus: 9 had blue or grey eyes; 2 had "wine-coloured eyes" (whatever that may mean), and 7 had no recorded eye colour.

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I'll take a royal with cheese. Yes I want fries and whatever passes for a large in this shithole.

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McDonald's being built around the world is American imperialism

You're comparing Pure Aryans to mongoloid niggers

trump vs putin thing is a theater to divert the international attention of the Palestinian massacre caused by the Jews.

the Jews used the same strategy in 2014 when they killed 3,000 Palestinians in 2 weeks. at the time the ukraine vs russia theater was used.

VLADIMIR PUTIN EXPRESSES SUPPORT FOR ISRAEL:
collive.com/show_news.rtx?id=31099&alias=president-putin-i-support-israel

PUTIN SAID ISRAEL WOULD TAKE CARE OF IRAN'
m.jpost.com/Diplomacy-and-Politics/Putin-said-Israel-would-take-care-of-Iran

He cooperates militarily with Israel
: http: //rt.com/news/israel-barak-militar Serdyukov /

REPORT: IRAN ACCUSES RUSSIA OF GIVING ISRAEL CODES FOR SYRIAN AIR DEFENSES
m.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Report-Iran-accuses-Russia-of-giving-Israel-codes-for-Syrian-air-defenses-484777

Russia & Israel Partners Against Holocaust Denial’
jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/russia-israel-partners-against-holocaust-denial/2016/02/04/

President of the World Jewish congress named Russia the safest country for Jews
tass.ru/obschestvo/4911077

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>royal with cheese

:DD

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>PUTIN SAID ISRAEL WOULD TAKE CARE OF IRAN'

m.jpost.com/Diplomacy-and-Politics/Putin-said-Israel-would-take-care-of-Iran


>Russian President, Vladimir Putin, Unveils Red Army WWII Victory Monument in Israel

jewishpost.com/news/putin-in-israel.html


>Putin donates month's salary to Jewish museum

ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3409150,00.html
stormfront.org/forum/t393983/

>At Putin's side, an army of Jewish billionaires

jpost.com/Jewish-World/Jewish-Features/At-Putins-side-an-army-of-Jewish-billionaires


>Putin criminalizes holohoax

ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4516656,00.html

>He excuses Stalin and construction of a new monument
tohonom
:independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vladimir-putin-soviet-leader-joseph-stalin-was-no-worse-than-oliver-cromwell-9016836.html

>He sees Lenin as a sacredrelik:
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/9737569/Vladimir-Putin-compares-Lenin-to-holy-Christian-relics.html

>He cooperates militarily with Israel
: http: //rt.com/news/israel-barak-militar Serdyukov /


>First Jewish University to Open in Russia

haaretz.com/world-news/europe/first-jewish-university-to-open-in-russia-1.5893073


>REPORT: IRAN ACCUSES RUSSIA OF GIVING ISRAEL CODES FOR SYRIAN AIR DEFENSES

Iran has accused Russia of giving the codes for Syria's anti-aircraft missiles to Israel, a senior official in the engineering department of Iran's Defense Department told the Kuwaiti daily Al-Jarida on Monday.

m.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/Report-Iran-accuses-Russia-of-giving-Israel-codes-for-Syrian-air-defenses-484777
....

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I'm afraid you'll have to go to Burger King for that Sir. The quarter pounder is called BigMac here.

(((Afd ))) (((identitarians)))

>Muh islam
>Muh israel is our allie

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(((Afd ))) (((identitarians)))

>Muh islam
>Muh israel is our allie

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(((Afd ))) (((identitarians)))

>Muh islam
>Muh israel is our allie

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This Kraut/pol/ is weird...

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JEW SHILL THREAD IN POL/:

_TRUMP PTG

_AFD POL/

_SYRIA PTG (promoting putin)

_ MGTWO THREAD

_ BRIT (((UKIP,EDL,BRITAN FIRST ))) THREAD

_INTERRACIAL

_ ASIN WIFE

_ ALTKIKE E-CELEB

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Stupid memeflag

The only still standing building at the Party rally ground at Nürnberg houses a burger king now. Truly a great Empire that will quench your thirst for a thousand years.

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Goddamn I hate the mentally disabled. Gas them please, Krauts.

>epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/altmaier-fluechtlinge-konkurrieren-nicht-um-arbeitsplaetze-sorgen-fuer-entstehung-zusaetzlicher-jobs-a2401636.html

Altmaier is a fat faggot. If there was a rope strong enough to support him, he should hang.

epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/arbeitslose-fluechtlinge-wie-zwei-drittel-durch-die-offizielle-statistik-fallen-a2124840.html

Lmao.

Well he is not wrong, just phrases it in a very misleading way.
We will need a shitload of people to take of them as they are a on the mental level of a toddler for the most time.

Go vote NPD or RECHTE, then, fucktard.
You all don't even gas kikes xDDDDD!?!?!?
Fuck off, to the filter chamber you go.

We also know that feel...

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See you all later, I have to go now.
Man, my arms hurt.
In a good way.
I should have re-started my workout long ago.
>tfw just barely got the 7,5 min pushup cycle and had to skip rest due to sedentary Kreislauf that needs to get used to training again.

Man, my arm is usually dyel to no end, and even now it can look half good with some blood flowing thorugh it.
I really have realized what it was that I used to train for, feels good.

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test

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tay-user, is it you?

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I got bamboozled it seems.

Yeah

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sehr geil! new internet is working fine obviously. how's the speed?

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They said I will get between 20-30 mBit/s and I got less than 14 now. It's still 2.5 times faster than my internet before though

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it's alright. more than enough for shitposting. should be fine for streaming as well.

You the Hungarian architecture guy??

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It's an improvement to my shitty 0.6 mb/s I had before, I'm still mad desu, was expecting at least the promised 20 mbit/s / 2,5 mb/s

Hi Tay! I hate you too :)

No, just kidding...

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the promised speed is rarely reached.

yes.
I didn't know I have a reputation on an anonymous image board.

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posting habits are a give-away for many anons. mostly it's the topic and the pictures posted.

>meet a very cute ex class mate
>see that she is together with some serb
>dude is literally neaderthal tier in terms of talking and mannerisms
>still he is a 198 cm tall
is being a Manlet the worst curse a man can get besides retardation?
Even some girls are taller than 1,78 m

>Signed a 50 Mbit/s contract
>Expected 20-30
>Got 14
Germany is such a mess. Even romanina got a better internet infrastructure

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wouldn't say so. facial aesthetics are far more important imo.

>t. tall uggo

yeah in your case it's really extreme. are you living in a very remote/rural area?

Affirmative

maybe it's also because he oozes confidence and has alpha-mannerisms.

Posting habits ... more telling than any namefagging ;)

Damn shame what they did to Budapest (this is Budapest right?). Not that bad but similar shit is happening in Vienna ... damn Socialists selling out the city.

well, look at the bright side of it. at least your inet is working again and it's faster than before.

Beggars can't be choosers I guess. Before 2011 I had like 0.2 mb/s

don't bring up namefagging in süttis presence. he goes absolutely ballistic then top kek

sheeeiiit. must have to do with your living place imo

Haha true! I still do not understand how the Brobagandaminisder tolerates me ... maybe it is the Schmäh ;)

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My phone/internet line comes via a cable connected to timber piles. Looks like pic related.

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well, there's the explanation. your shitty old cables are the bottle-neck. the downside of living on the comfy countryside far away from all the degeneracy and filth of big cities.

Part and parcel of living in the middle of nowhere

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Ours too.

I sometimes sit and wonder what it's like to never milk a cow, let alone see one.

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Also one huge populus that is for the most underdeveloped by european standards with one of the smaller european countrys

There are two architecture posters on here. You and the one that hates his dad. He's either from Norway or Denmark, I think Norway.

The last time I milked a cow was 12 years ago or so, the parents of my best childhood friend own big a farm nearby. But I can see cows from my house.

you should definitely get a hunting license, tay-user. god tier hobby esp. if you live on the countryside. so comfy.

Luckily I live in town. I really do wish I could escape.

checked

I'm too anti social, also most of the woods in this area are owned by a family I dislike. I went with their son to school.

I wish there was a way to tell directly if the person I'm talking to is homo, retarded, jewish, NEET, whatever, just lazy. Like a star or something.

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most of the time while hunting you are alone anyway. also keep in mind, that it's not only the hunting itself which is involved. you also have to keep your "hunting-infrastructure" in order and check by regularly. forces you to go outside and do some manual labour in nature. as a neet this really makes you feel like you accomplished something (actually you did). sitting on a high-seat in the evening sun is so comfy man, got a spiritual/meditational note to it.
another huge plus: you get to own as many guns and ammo as you like (and two pistols). extremely important these days.

"most" but not all, right? might be worth to check your options in your area again.

i dunno what to tell you, but if i were in you shoes and live in such an area i'd be outside hunting all day everyday.

i heard this ability is granted to you after you've posted pics of your pussy. you might want to try it.

you're such a flirt. next time ask for my number

nah, we don't have to go that far.

rude

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Post pic of yourself, if you have ze ballz.

providing real pics might me more friendly, you know.

nah, i'm too ugly.

i look like shit too

I've always wondered

What the fuck is wrong with people of my country?

doe it matter? i demanded pics of your pussy and not your face.

Low intelligence, generally.
That means you are much more intelligent than the people you come across, which is a good thing. Congrats user!

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>you also have to keep your "hunting-infrastructure" in order and check by regularly
>forces you to go outside and do some manual labour in nature.
Pay someone money so that you can maintenance his property. Nah, not a big fan on the idea. I have enough land of my own to work on.

>you get to own as many guns and ammo as you like
A big down side is that the government knows what you own. And there are occasionally unannounced controls. There are other more convenient ways to get guns if you really want them.

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Will AFD win next election?

Nope but the one in 2025

nah, except when the next huge wave of funghis hits and chaoes ensues

EU memflag

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>I really have realized what it was that I used to train for, feels good.
To adhere to homosexual beauty standards in a fit of autistic narcissism?

you're right, it should'nt be the main goal. but why not enjoy this nice side-effect. as longs as it keeps him motivated there's nothing wrong with that imo

Hey I strongly support the first half of his post.
I just think this place pushes bodybuilding way too hard.

have you been in yesterday's thread?

fitness-culture these days revolves a lot around improving your looks/increasing your sex-appeal. it's society as whole not only this place who puts emphasize on big muscles.

btw: how do you work-out? what are your suggestion? (serious question, no hate here)

speaking of homosexual beauty standards...

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Yeah.
I always bitch about Budapest, but most German cities got far worse.
Also, it could've been worse (pic related)

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>emphasize on big muscles
Whatever happened to "flink wie Windhunde, zäh wie Leder, hart wie Kruppstahl". None of these three things imply mountains of muscles.

I just woke up dreaming about Putsch...
It was beautiful.

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I do martial arts.
I always found it easier to motivate myself if I have some sort of competition, and since I am bad with anything involving balls (huehue), martial arts was a good fit.
If you keep at it, you will come to a point where very few people can still physically intimidate you, which can really do a lot for your confidence.
If you are interested, I recommend anything grappling oriented (judo, bjj, lutalivre, wrestling) since it is effective while also avoiding the potential long term effects intense sparring in the striking arts will have on you. Getting punched in the head is not very healthy.
But honestly, if you have no problem with extremely repetitive workouts, I wouldn't even say athletics/weightlifting is bad, it's just that bodybuilding focuses on all the wrong things.

The 80's happened.

heise.de/tp/features/Klappmesser-gibt-es-schon-fuer-2-50-Euro-4024448.html
great article

Damnit, this reminds me of the Citadel in Half Life 2 somehow ...

>youtube.com/watch?v=-Vu5-NNLaXU

Cologne

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appreciating the beauty of the male form isnt gay

The greeks appreciated the male body because they were out stabbing each other every campaigning season.
Is the modern equivalent really oiling yourself up, putting on a thong and then walking out like a showhorse to see who has the prettiest striations?