What stage of capitalism is this?

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>not Ultra Zero
disgusting.

Yep!

energy drinks are a hox
youtube.com/watch?v=ibl6SHbq8sY

this is now a sips thread

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>are a hoax
I'd say they're more like crack cocaine

I like your enthusiasm. Wanna be my friend?

That's the most contradictory, ridiculous piece of nonsense I've read since Trudeau's explaination of how diversity is a positive ideal.

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It good advertising for retards who fall for the "revolution of the working class" meme.

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666 monster capitalism.

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Desu you've already gotta read a 5 page dissertation just to figure out what monster can flavors are. Per can

RIP

The early heart failure stage

You tell me, it's clearly marketed at champagne socialists.

If it’s not white it’s not right

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Same stage since last 5 decades, smart people getting rich marketing "revolution" to retarded spoiled kids who want to revolt against daddy.

"we don't get too hung up on politics"

"Viva LA Revolution"

this user fugs

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It's marketed at 13yo boys who don't have an amphetamine or methylphenidate connect.

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is it bad i take vyvanse every morning and wash it down with an ice cold sips?

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they taste great though

Judging by whom I see drink it, its marketed at mid 20s STEM bachelors who think resting is a waste of time, and mid 40s depressed men trying to be young again.

I mean, it's not good.

Yeah. You're not snorting/boofing it.
You wanna square dance, or rock n roll?

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds the text on monster cans hilarious. I remember reading one that said monster was for "anarchists". Kek, it's a massive company that lives off the free market, but uses marketing to get money from "communists" and "anarchists".

No idea of the marketing works though, only people I know who drink it are busy people like engineers and students. Most the lefties I know don't do energy drinks or only drink starbucks and indie coffee brands.

wait so does this mean it is bad?

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Red Bull tastes better and the CEO, who is a handsome white male, is against mass migration.

I am not sure anarchy/communism as a brand and anarchy/communism as a political system have much overlap, if any. I know a few radical lefties, and they aren't wearing Che shirts or drinking Stalin branded vodka or anything.

If your heart isn't hurting, you're doing it wrong.
Burn the wick. Life past age 50 is bullshit anyway.

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Monster tastes like shit.

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The Burger Stage

I do the same thing but take a whole cocktail of drugs washed down with a sip then I go drive a bus for a living.

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When I was in Asia I learned that there Redbull (it originates there by the way) is some low class construction worker drink, that no respectable man would be seen drinking. Its like dinner coffee. I have no idea how that CEO guy you speak of managed to just put a new label on it and sell it for 500% the price as an upbrand drink in Europe and USA.

siiiiiiiiick capitalism!

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>not slamming triple espressos instead

Bottoms up... and the devil laughs.

>trust the government dumb goy
>vive la revolucion

Somehow it's more honest than the anarchy patches at hot topic.

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why do you fags drink energy drinks? artifical sugar is as bad or worse than regular sugar. stop piling sugar into your overweight guts. just drink water and a caffeine pill if you need a boost. better yet, an apple.

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I’ve drink monster for years but I’m buying Red Bull from here on out. Thanks for the tip Brit bro

Wow! It's almost like, different cultures are completely different!
Jesus fucking commie on a cross, wait until you learn that niggers aren't human.

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ban assault energy drinks

think of the children

That's a good point, but I feel like wherever I meet unironic communists they are always using specific products. My commie friend and her group literally all use Macintosh computers and wear Doc Martin's.

>210 calories of liquid sugar
Rehab sip best sip.

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you're already a commie, that shit will get you far more retarded

>viva la revolucion
lol

>"artificial sugar"
>sugar is bad, but buy an apple
>take a pill lol

Wanna know how I can tell you are a dummy?

they don't drink the based LENINADE ???

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Have a Rockstar instead. Made buy conservative health advice giving Michael Savage's son Weiner Jr.

>artifical sugar
What is this sorcery? Ain't no such thing, brah. Is you thinking of artificial sweeteners?

Also >high fructose corn syrup

Only faggots drink energy drinks

stop a douchebag are cowards,
they pick on victimless people who are in chill mode while rolling 10 deep, over minor traffic violations
russia sucks

>la revolution
>tion
damn mutts

meme this into them not caring about war means they don't care about the civil war and are therefore racist bigots.

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i wouldn't be a communist if i was american, communism requires good genetic stock to work

>apple is the same as refined sugar
>"pills" are bad

shit you're dumb, even for a pinko

That is so stupid if thats real.

The point where a billion dollar brand under Coca-Cola's aegis can make fun of its toolish consumer base. That's three paragraphs of sarcastic jerkoff motion.

>>not drinking pic related

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>add "refined" to your statement as if it was always there
>thinks apples aren't almost entirely sugar and water, just like energy drinks

why not just drink some coffee like a normal person instead of AIDS in a can

>good genetic stock to work
>good genetic stock = slavs and chinks
user, see what I'm talking about?

youtube.com/watch?v=vRXpttirFqg

Apparently its old news in USA, but I just learned it exists.

SIPBOYS
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Made by Jews

china is doing pretty good. sadly there is something seriously wrong with the eastern slavs, i admit that.

Monster gives you AIDS
/Larry Linkogle

its not ultra zero, but im still smiling

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>we just fought the largest war in human history on our most developed industrial land, destroying it completely
>i know, lets get in an arms race and keep building tanks and missiles instead of recovering

Almost as bad as the Cambodia government deciding that city dwellers are animals and killing them, and Chinese deciding to destroy all farms and produce metal instead, so they can export it and import food.

this is fat stage of capitalism, and cancer of anus stage

>the product name is literally a warning

>Plus it helps fire us up to fight the big multi-national companies who dominate the beverage business.

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Isn't this what Marx would call commonity fetishism?

Its the stage where companies try to appear "cool" to market to the kids.

Earlymidpost

The stage where you're still a faggot.

There is literally nothing wrong with being gay in 2018

"War and Peace."

- Leo Tolstoy

I don't remember where I heard it but I was under the impression Monster aggressively ran a lot of smaller beverage companies out of business.

that left-wing politics has been appropriated by big business and now every lefty is actually a corporate shill whether they know it or not.

they are such monsters.

>gay
I didn't say you were gay, faggot.

No there would only be like 3 choices then

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youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

This ends the thread.

>A taste worth standing in line for
AHAHAHAHAH brilliant marketing slogan I give them that

her foot game on point tho

Holy fuck this.

I loved these drinks. It’s a shame they stopped selling them here.

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Ah sweety, then why did you reply?