AUS/POL NIGHT EDITION

How are things gentlemen?

>>Woolworths says an IT update was to blame for Australia-wide glitch on Tuesday

unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5623583/Woolworths-says-update-blame-Australia-wide-glitch-Tuesday.html

>>Budget and jobs growth would suffer if Australia cut immigration, Government report finds

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-04-17/budget-would-suffer-if-australia-cut-immigration-report-shows/9666232?section=politics

>>NBN complaints are soaring, this Melbourne man went back to his old cable internet service

unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-04-17/nbn-complaint-melbourne-man-left-without-internet-six-weeks/9663648?section=politics

>>Gender equality boss says men should be encouraged to work part-time to give women the opportunity to be promoted

unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5619731/Government-gender-equality-boss-wants-men-forced-work-time-women-promoted.html

>>Migrants at risk if welfare waits approved

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/migrants-at-risk-if-welfare-waits-approved

>>Skilled migrants add to Australia's wealth, report finds

unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/skilled-migrants-add-to-australia-s-wealth-report-finds

>>Road closures affecting Sydney this weekend

unv.is/news.com.au/national/nsw-act/politics/sydney-cbd-in-full-lockdown-this-weekend-for-asean-summit/news-story/10571fbec9b1e75c6d8b985be437ae60

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Blue grenadier, chiko roll, potato cakes, Heineken.
4 of the major food groups

in b4 50 post sperg

BOGU .... Bend Over Grease Up

From this morning's ABC Radio National ...

You all need pay more taxes dammit.

> Now academic and ex-public servant says his ilk will be creating more govt services in the future for "us", like those paying his wage he shills for.

> 46 public-funded left-leaning experts canvas the government with signed letter to increase Australian's tax in the closing stages of our equivalent of Rome.

abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/australia-faces-recessionary-crisis/9665956

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Keating_(public_servant)

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>Yeah that's why I found their more down to earth attitudes really enchanting, any concessions even as minor as not being a hypocrite cunt can be total heaven. Australian hotties often act like they are Hollywood elite even though they sucked off Chad in the dunny other day. It's insufferable.
Top kek

Based Smerff

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>greens want to legalize cannabis
>all the stoners suddenly love them

pot makes you stupid

I've seen it destroy undergrad students who ended up like morons. It was saddening to watch it unfold over the 4 years.

That's not how you spell asset seizure.

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>want to be a station hand
>have to pledge allegiance to the aboriginals and have 5 years experience of horseback riding

>potato cakes

Confirmed foreigner

Job growth might suffer if australia stopped immigration but those jobs are only created to begin with cause the cunts wont stop entering the gates and driving wages down! What a fucking paradox that is.

motivation to succeed at uni is the most important factor, if some people want to party and have fun then that's where they'll find themselves

We're in the closing 150 years typical of civilisational cycles.

Whatever is done, won't have any effect.

>immigrants create 1 million jobs in 5 years!
>there have been fucking 1.5 million immigrants in 5 years
MAD

nah a lot of the jobs 'created' by foreigners flooding in are simply foreigners serving their own "community"

look at the endless asian/indian grocery joints in certain suburbs or the migration agents hidden between them

>Want to be a cop
>Have to
>Submit application. asks about religion and gender, lists transsexual as gender as well as satanist as a religion choice
>Have to pass a entrance exam that takes 5 hours.
>Have to do a online interview where you feel awkward as fuck
>Have to do medical and fitness test
>Have to do physological test, including answering 200 questions on a piece of paper
>Have to do another interview, a panel interview
>After you have passed all that you are in the "Pool of applicants"
>Have to wait a year or longer to even get into the academy while "Diverse" applicants such as poo in the loos, africunts and women get in before you.

None of that shit is on the books so I doubt it counts towards these stats.

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Standard artificial exclusivity created to create their specialisation silo.

And after all that, we still have police bashing up elderly dementia persons.

Their selection criteria really works, huh?

Yeah jobs for police and centerlink.

are you referring to the entire west as part of this cycle or just aus

Collectively all of it, given we're no globalised and interconnected.

It's the same with the military.

>Do extensive physiological screening to find "Mentally fit" individuals
>Oh no PTSD

It's fucking pseudoscience.

no -> all

>how do you feel about potentially killing another human being, user?

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I only pray that the boomers are still alive to see it when shit starts to get really bad

How do you lads feel about this >Government funds Plan International. Which is some dodgy lefty charity
>They make a harassment map
>Monash University will "study" the results
>Studied results will mean nothing
>Nothing will change
>Taxpayers money wasted on dodgy lefty charity.

Two of the smartest kids from my high school at uni now are potheads and party animals, it’s a shame watching talent disappear but whatever. I’ll take their place at the best jobs then.

>Have to answer "I find the prospect of that to be a horrible experience"
>To not seem like a psycho
>Even tho it's in the best interest of the military to get people who don't mind killing

Wew lad

I figure they'd want you to say that and then qualify it with "I'd do it if necessary"
what is the point of outsourcing recruitment to gyocentric HR companies anyway?

Nah never say that user, because you're saying a point then backtracking making your original point invalid.

No, they want someone who is timid.

>what is the point of outsourcing
Save money and avoid responsibility.

heh. From their perspective, its not their problem.

They'll be either in dementia or dead from old age.

>gyocentric HR

I always like how "HR" as an acronym is so close to "HER". Fucking people who dreamed it up must have been laughing themselves.

Lads your vegetation got blacked

baka.com.au/national/nsw/police-seek-men-after-bushfire-video-posted-to-snapchat-20180417-p4za5z.html

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seems like high ups are only wanting literal little girls anyway, bit frustrating

THIS

What will be the final solution to these (((public servants)))

JUST

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>police seek men

Have heard we have significant number of female police officers, or is this part of the gay police scene?

>heh
what do you call them, Chang? does your community call them "battered kittens" ?

Simply document them here. Nothing need be done, because Babylon eats itself eventually. During collapses, old injustices are addressed.

So, not for us to do anything. Simply record their names for prosperity and for those one day who will be living during the collapse during social breakdown.

Fuck off cunt, 'scallops' are fucking shellfish not battered fried spud.
It is a cake made from a potato.

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>budget and jobs growth to suffer
Bullshit on the the budget.
>higher wages (fewer people per job)
>higher tax receipts
>smaller welfare bill (more people working)
>smaller infrastructure bill (fewer people to cater for)
Massive benefit for the budget. Absolute shit show for (((economists))) and bankers who rely on stagflation to enslave and destroy a civilization.

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I partially agree but personally find it hard to tolerate these traitors

How the fuck does this look like battered and sliced potato?
Potato CAKE.

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>I trust my government to give me accurate statistical data on politically polarizing topics.

Point and laugh, everyone.

Wow. Reading comprehension really is low in burger land.
Or did a 56 IQ mutt accidentally stumble in?

Wrong.
The answer is obviously more immigrants, preferably Sudanese whove never worked a day in their lives, and the government pays all the rent to a living in China landlord.
But of course taxing workers is the solution.
Fucking poofter

Pot makes you gullible

It's just typical. People vote Liberal hoping to stop that shit without realising the Liberals are into it to. It's pathetic.

That was Abbott's job, he won hard, and then he did fuck all.

What do you call them then fatso? Breakfast?

Potato flats

>Skilled migrants add to Australia's wealth, report finds
>Therefore let's advocate for open borders

Thanks SBS

At the end of the day it's really just banal mediocrity that wins. It's really just those ugly cunts that had nothing going for them except for the ability to get up and go to work that win. In an overall sense. Putting all this weight on the shoulders of 'talented' people. It's an awful thing, especially in this country, where our main game is making house prices cost 50 billion dollars each. There's really noone doing anything.

I am aussie.

Conceptual abstraction capacity low much? You sub 60 IQ abo.

Jesus that's painfully accurate.

too many black cunts here now.
it makes me sick just to leave the house for 5 minutes.

>migrants add to bottom line
>migrants need immediate access to gibs
Which is it?

news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/australias-male-employment-rates-are-falling/news-story/1433d1bdccf49d1e2b13a89dd1f199c5

OH NO NO NO!

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PAY UP NAO WAGIES

I'm done with my VE Commodore. It's an overweight, clunky and unresponsive piece of shit and same goes for my girlfriend's Cruze. Driving my dad's Camry manufactured the same year as my car for 2 weeks while my car was in the shop was a real eye opener to how much Holden deserved to fail. Was going to get the Colorado as a business car but now I'm going for a D-Max or BT-50. Fuck the auto industry.

drove only hyundais for a few years now. Hired a car on a work trip - gave me a new holden commodore or something. Absolute piece of shit. Falling apart in my hands. Felt cheap.

Yeah it's fucked and I know all these retards that like to rub that in now that I am older and I want to shoot them. Just hanging there like watching the footy is an achievement. I'd love to glass them.

Dealing with 1.5 to 2 second delayed responses sometimes with my acceleration and have been for the past 100,000km. Try seeing a window of opportunity in a busy roundabout, accelerating, not moving then then thrown forward into the roundabout and needing to floor it because your carefully timed entry before a truck gets fucked up.

Gibs go to property jews.

Heading to bed. Nighty night lads.

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Reminder the Monash uni is part of a massive conspiracy involving the tunnels, the melb real estate market being manipulated due to their unique tax status + general communist filth pouring forth from MUARC, an organisation that relies on govt funding and is not impartial yet makes up majority source for the govt’s road safety campaign.

Yall really need to dig into Monash uni.

fucken so sick of wagecucking fucking buggered

>auto
Asked for it desu

JUST

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FUCK

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MY

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SHIT

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Do any of you cunts know who the Goanna is or are you all too young and or brainlet to know?

>hard mode: don't google it

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UP

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>>Skilled migrants add to Australia's wealth, report finds

The only skilled migrants we should be bringing in are elite researchers in AI, quantum computing, intelligent materials, genetic research, sustainability (not to be confused with (((global warming))), infosec etc and giving them free reign in a well funded CSIRO. The rest simply take an opportunity for an Australian to be trained.

>be airline
>fail to train pilots
>pilot training not covered by HECS
>muh pilot shortage
>gif poos
>be mining company
>fail to train engineers
>refuse to hire new grads
>muh engineer shortage
>gif poos
>be government
>fail to train new doctors
>import millions of nu-Australians including healthcare dependent elderly gooks and inbred arabs
>muh doctor shortage
>gif poos

This.
It's the biggest fucking scam this country is a brain drain.

I can't wait for it all to come tumbling down

M8, it's a Scallop.
If you call a deep fried potato a cake you're retarded.

We are extremely close
Once the last housing bubble pops in Qld it's game over perhaps it's already started.

Real estate in this country is a fucking joke one of the most Sparsely populated countries and we are one of the most expensive for reality
What a fucking joke.
Can't wait for all the immigrants to piss off like niggers after their cumdump becomes preggo when the economy goes belly up.
Suddenly all those cheap slave Labor pools will dry up and (jobs& growth) will be shit up a brick wall
What the fuck does Aus even do anymore besides allowing rich chinks to park their money here?
Everyone is depressed and working poor (long hours low pay) and the inequality between the rich and poor is near medival levels
Day of the facken rope soon I hope cunts go out in armoured vu utes with Ned Kelly body plating and robs the boomers and chinks blind

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in deed, how many immigrants will stick around while things turn to shit? not many

None I'd say since the cost of living here is insane and we are quickly becoming the most stagnant western nation technologically (apart from useless shit that only govt fags care about) our mobile and landline internet is a complete joke.
To think we where the envy of the world a decade ago makes me very sad.

>but Melbourne is the most liveable city in the world
I am 100% sure that this is jews trying to flood these top ranked cities with shit skins and slant eyed cunts

And yet in some bullshit study they said Aus was the happiest country on earth.
Maybe before the meth got out of control and jobs for average white males became harder to get than a virgin bride

these aren't things I worry about. wether I have the latest greatest geforce cpu or the highest fps among my peers, none of that stuff matters.

makes life much more peaceful

Agree on the scallops, but potato cake?

You must be a GRIDS-riddled degenerate Victorian.

Hope they fix the stuttering issue with NVIDIA gpus in the new windows 10 build its driving me nuts
Not all games do it either

The local Thai fish and chip shop (run by white Aussies ) does sweet potato scollops absolutely facken delish

yeah all that stress for nothing, a little stutter on windows when you probably have windows directly connected to the internet (lol)

I thought it was my ram but it wasn't and it literally only does it in pubg (latest update made it worse)

they probably only ask immigrants and boomers. who are all fucking happy. Just happy I am old enough to have managed to get a job before most of this shit started ramping up. I will never own a house but I don't really care at this point because I will never have a family

could be anything, set a custom profile, turn off physx, disable driver power management

Did all that.
Pubg is renowned for stutter
Lucky you.
I never got into the workforce and I'm 27 now the barrier to entry is too high despite a over decade of me trying.

Gonna get comfy in my hilly cabin and wait for this shit to blow over
>Mfw mad Max irl soon
news.com.au/national/politics/low-fuel-reserves-australias-43-days-before-real-trouble/news-story/b1d281d0c2fff1ff86a0942b5c7f8ad2

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Wtf?
>That is gayer than two pooftahs tongue-kissing after a felching party

wtf they are called
>reformed deep fried potato patties

Formerly flat wedges

potato transscollops