Meanwhile on Medieval Jow Forums
Meanwhile on Medieval Jow Forums
NON NOBIS DOMINE
>Templars
>Holy
the barbarians slayed their own and commited a warcrime after the kingdoms agreed to ban attacks with hot tar therefore we must obey the divine rabbai and send many more of our men to battle for such injustices, anyone who questions the rabbai will be sent to thy dungeon.
>muslims starting Jihad
>africans trying to invade
We must end anyone who wanks over Baphomet.
This french - anglo war thing is only going to be a short skrimish. Before the end of this year King Eduard III will also be King of France.
>Be Byzantine
>Gets stabbed by Iranians
>Be Byzantine
>Gets shot by Arabs
>Be Byzantine
>Gets cannonball'd by Turks
At least they're Romans, r-right guys?
>Gets fucked over by a literal serf woman.
kek
HAPPENING! There's a fucking bacteria killing like 75% of everyone in Eastern Europe! Fucking diseased fucks running toward us. I've got a longsword and 2 months rations so I'mma just wait this shit out. Also got a fire fence to keep the miasma out.
Wish me luck Bros.