OPERATION MERMAID

Here's a fake Starbucks coupon for marginalized folks. Should be fun if it's presented and denied.
you know what to do.

Attached: Sorry-Starbucks.jpg (2550x3300, 910K)

resolution is a bit rough, but should work

We need to get Starcucks to embrace free coffees for poc with petitions and such.

the coupon says people of color only. hard to read unless you download it

Or you could just pay for your fucking coffee instead of being a god damn nigger

>Here's a fake
obviously. uninstall that gimp shit and pirate ps.

or you do it better.

It's a great idea but im not trying to be an asshole, it needs to be a little more realistic. I'm not a graphic artist or anything but something feels off.

Someone needs to do this a bit better. Good idea though

Good ploy OP leave these at bus stops and low income areas mass chimp out soon

Should maybe be a gift card instead..10.00 or something

You think nogs will notice? They’ll see the word “free” and shoot their neighbors to get more fake coupons. I find the promos more than passable.

Attached: AB8621E4-C4BB-4F63-8FCE-B789F175C23E.png (437x585, 260K)

It's 2018. This needs to be displayable on a smart phone to work... unless someone wants to print them up and hand them out.

The font used for "We're Sorry" doesn't feel corporate enough.

Because it looks like an ad for a local non-Walmart grocery store. It would be easier to just copy old starbucks advertising materials.

"We're sorry" needs to be in Starbucks font

Make it more like our dreamer day one

Attached: d81[1].jpg (1536x2048, 319K)

This, now that you mention it. It reminds me of the font used for the Friday the 13th movies.

bump

bump

Bumping for a good idea

bump. love this idea. cant wait to hear about faggots niggers and spics going apeshit like the subhuman filth they r

Brilliant

Attached: 3XiiFV.gif (320x180, 667K)

this is gold, bump

Another reference pic to base it off of

Attached: DGaA5uoV0AAZAR3[1].jpg (1024x724, 119K)

use code
>BLACK coffee

Brilliant

Attached: 1518358071066.jpg (1024x922, 149K)

This is too funny. Good luck, memers.

Attached: 1500896181737.jpg (1000x1000, 134K)

Bump, somebody make a mobile version

bump

>PoC only
this has potential

Attached: 1414611728934.png (874x650, 713K)

>I'm not a graphic artist or anything but something feels off.
Probably that it looks like it was done in mspaint

>impling nigs can read

implying*

bump

I am printing 100 and leaving them on the tables outside the one near me.

This, but how do you expect to get them to nogs?

This is brilliant and potentially hilarious, bump

Did you make this? I have some suggestions for making it more convincing. The fonts are off is what I think is bothering most. Needs a different font for We're Sorry up top. Starbucks doesn't use crayons-looking fonts. The black text beneath is a bit stark. I'd soften it to a dark charcoal, or a very dark coffee brown, and perhaps use a serif font, because Starbucks is gay. Everything else looks great, though you might want to make the "people of color only" font bigger on the coupon. Higher resolution on that coupon template would help if you can find it.

The coupon looks fake af. The rest is good. Find a real starbucks coupon and base it off that

This is brilliant! what's funny is it will spread by word of mouth and people won't even bother to bring the flier. They'll just show up expecting to get coffee because of their skin color.

bump
good rough draft, needs revision

Attached: 1490383170334.jpg (798x798, 99K)

lmao please this

the ultimate honeypot

fuck off boomer retard, you don't know what's going on.

>the champions athem starts playing
>THREAD SPONSORED BY SHAREBLUE, GEORGE SOROS, JDIF

Valid through 2017...

DO IT DO IT DO IT

Attached: 1518212361843.png (285x235, 93K)

Where's the 1488 in the bar code? I'm not seeing it...

Attached: 1488.jpg (600x600, 102K)

>They'll just show up expecting to get coffee because of their skin color.

which is typical black behavior, now that I think about it.

Attached: 8982762874b.jpg (512x524, 181K)

Put them outside welfare offices, county jails, KFC...

Bump for Facebook version

That comic was golden

Attached: 5ql03aj.jpg (643x537, 54K)

Have a bump

Attached: 1508260054880.png (434x428, 176K)

You're lost granddad.

Attached: devilish.jpg (470x595, 191K)

Any of her butt?

>Gas lighting a chimpout

.........Hey that's pretty funny

Attached: 1514391658515.jpg (219x187, 11K)

Holy shit spread THIS!!!!

I see you're a man of culture as well

Attached: 1518383204164.jpg (640x640, 51K)

Kek’d and chek’d
Let’s do this

Attached: 9C0C5008-EA7B-43ED-B168-47895410BF6D.jpg (1440x1424, 302K)

Imagine being this old

didn't we do this once before like a year ago

Thanks very much user

Should be changed to colored people only.

Yes it was AMAZING

Post this all over the internet lets get this circulating.

Attached: dr._evil_laugh-294x195.gif (294x195, 1.68M)

The profit margin on those coffee are so high they likely won't ever feel it and may actually roll with it. They probably have at like 4 times the total cost, at least, for any cup.

Legend

Attached: Golden Keks.gif (800x430, 564K)

>Posting this coalburing hapa
No

Make it fit a smart phone nigger

fantastic work, I would include 'reparation coupon' in small letters somewhere but that's just me

This is genius. Have a bamp.

Suit nigga, DO IT UP!! I got 4 free Xbox's from Wal-Mart a few years back when all those coupons were on /b/ (just had to pay taxes)

The wording needs to be tweeked
>instead of "we'd like to buy you one" it should read
"We'd like you to enjoy one on us"
>Also, there needs to be a dollar value limit ;
Good for any beverage
(Up to $9.99, Limit 1 coupon per customer per visit)

Godspeed, user...it's win-win; they either accept them & take the hits, or reject them & take the chimps!

Attached: 1523918575411.jpg (1394x929, 139K)

literally braindead

MFW

Threads like this is why I wade through all the shill threads

Attached: 1520235883026.jpg (792x558, 96K)

Are there any photoshop origami wizards out there who could make it so it folds into a memeball or some shit?

You could also encourage them to bring their iphone and share videos of them getting their free coffees with friends.

I wonder if there's a way to insert flyers in newspapers or standard coupon pages that get sent in the mail?

This.

Instead of a paper coupon, it should be a promo code you can show on a smartphone.
Bigger chance of people actually using it.

I feel like the voucher should also cover a cake or any of the food, cause I'm not sure how much shitskins like Starbucks coffee

This.

Bump.

Pic unrelated.

Attached: wakanda.png (1201x800, 1.48M)

They'll go in to order the most expensive drink item on the menu possible, just to post about it on social media as, "sticking it to the man."

Already contacted starbucks and linked to this thread and the other one about the fake coupon. Shitlords on here BTFO.

Attached: 1467405051695.jpg (500x363, 11K)

Attached: race-together.jpg (1201x800, 669K)

Bump

Attached: 1509129789962.gif (440x512, 267K)

Newspapers are dropped off at delivery points late at night to be picked up by delivery men. In my area it's outside a grocery store.

You can also tamper with all the papers in the coin operated ones.

Kys

meme on faggots, nice job

Attached: 1473015754278.jpg (250x250, 21K)

Do you honestly think niggers will know the difference ?

Good job, now also inform every gullible nigger in USA.
Once you're done, rope thyself.

Attached: 1496020983946.gif (320x180, 1.51M)

People don't see the brilliance of your scheme.
>Dindus come with free coffee vouchers
>get told that they are fake
>chimp the fuck out.
The only criticism I have is that the language on them might need to be simpler for it to work well.

This is genius

Look mommy, daddie, I'm a good little rat. All i ever wanted was for you to love me.

This is beautiful

Shouldn't you be watching Murder She Wrote, or Andy Griffith or something?

>You think you can stop an idea with a warning

nyehehehehe what are they gonna do, deny them service? say they are wrong?

Attached: 1515255922413.jpg (600x404, 42K)

Attached: 1500918286197.gif (320x180, 1.51M)

useless unless you start contacting every nog in usa that will go there with the coupon, they brought this onto themselves

It has to have Beyonce or someone on it if you want black people to even look at the things

Bump.

Attached: 1i7rqc.jpg (447x456, 46K)