A bunch of friendly Somali immigrants found and returned my wallet today

10 years later, your daughter gets raped.

You find out it was by a Somali
> Comes back on Jow Forums and tells people he's racist again

This story is pathetic, you're emotional.

Lmao, is this a new shill tactic?

didn't happen

>This thread again.jpg

Congratulations, now your guard is down and you've been recon'd, you mark ass bitch. Guess who knows you've got "a substantial" sum of money?

>it was about that time that I notice those somalians was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era

I have a similar story OP
>Make a withdrawal at the bank and raise a substantial amount of cash from the bank account
>Put the money in your wallet and wallet in your pocket
>Turn 360 degrees and leave the bank for home
>After walking a few hundred meters hear some running steps behind you
>Notice a group of Somalis quickly running towards me
Somalis catch up and start harassing me and undressing me
>”show me your lamb ass” is all I hear as dozens of Somalis surround me
>see some masturbating, some recording
>they grab my arms and legs and spread them
>feel someone spit on my asshole and rub it in
>get fucked by at least 7 different dicks
>after an hour of this, they beat me up and leave
>go home and masturbate, change my tinder setting to “search for men”
Life is good in Sweden

>things that didn't happen

SAGE

>and then everybody clapped

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Wtf I love cannibalistic pirates nao

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Holy shit imagine being this new and retarded at the same time. I can't even.

Now back to reality:
>Drops wallet
>somalis see this, you turned around as well
>you go to pick up wallet
>scumali grabs it first
>scumali yells
>*wallahi ya got hustled y boi*
>runs away
sage

If some one didnt know, this is quite fresh meme from Finnish memefactory, ylilauta. Meme is basically story about situations where normally dark people and other immigrants turn out to be supermanlevel saviours and saints.

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Let me correct my post. I usually don't communicate anyway to other humans so i made mistake.

If some one didnt know, this is quite fresh meme from Finnish memefactory, ylilauta. Meme is basically story about situations where normally dark people and other immigrants would do harm, but surprisingly they turn out to be supermanlevel saviours and saints.

Larping faggot

Youve come to the wrong place. There is no escape. You will become one of us

t. Shitcunt

>hate niggers
>nigger starts dating my younger sister
>says good morning every noon we meet as she lets him inside

Jow Forums was so wrong about black people. Some of them are good lads. I'm thankful this boy dedicates his time to come help my little sister with her homework

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Huutista amerimutt homoille ketkä ei ole koskaan kuullu avuliaasta somalista :D

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>Turn 360 degrees and leave the bank for home
360 degrees? fuck off retard!

WTF I love Somalis now.

>>Learn that they had arrived in Finland as asylum seekers but they had managed to integrate into society, learnt fluent language and got a well-paying job
>>Friendly Somalis tell me to be tolerant and not to judge people by their skin colour
>>Go back to home and stop being racist
>mfw
The funniest part about this LARP is that people on reddit would probably believe it

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>Unironically both explaining and advertising inside joke Ylilauta memes
You need to get out

> Trust me. I'll return your wallet.

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This is what a larp from a female looks like.

>mfw people don’t realise this is a Finnish pasta from Ylilauta

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>Shit That Never Happened -- An Essay!
>by Svalbard Cuckson

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wtf we are lucky to get such helpful somalis (helpful somalian as we call them) into our country.

around blacks never relax

Somalis spend so much time in the subway you would think they work for the train company.

Thats cool op, but ask yourself why cant they be that way in fucking somalia?

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My sister almost got raped in some music festival. She told me some group of five, about twenty years old white males surprised her. They started beating her, call her names and just when first one was going to rape her, some, also twenty years old Somali man came running with walking sticks. He tried to stop those white males for raping my sister, but he was underpowered because his leg injury. So he took his pants of, went down to his knees and yelled that he is ready to take my sisters place if they just allow her to leave. That's how my sister was saved, later our town rewarded him with valuable medal but he sold it and used all the money to rehabilitate those white, now jailed men.

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This. You could also post this in national finnish media outlets and eveyone would buy it without a moments hesitation.

Yeah because that's some retarded ameri "culture"
Nobody ate a burger either, doesn't mean it isn't true

>a group of Roma
>walk past them
>Somalis see me
>they steal my bike
>try to run away
>immigrant niggers catch me
>they take my cash
>lose your virginity
>never again to public swimming hall

that reminded me of what happened not far ago
>friday night
>riding a bus on my way home
>a drunken finn is shouting and insulting other passengers
>suddenly draws out a puukko and threathens a lady passenger with it
>no one doing anything
>out of nowhere a young somali gentleman gets on the bus and sees the situation
>the somali immidiately runs through the bus and jump kicks the drunken finn idiot on the face
>asks the lady if she's okay and gives her 50 euros in cash
>the whole bus starts applauding for the brave young somali
>arrive to my home stop safely thanks to this young brave somali migrant

>Things that never happened

>he doesn't know how to turn 360 and walk away

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I've never had a problem with Somalians but i think it has to do with their culture.

Thanks for the laugh op lol

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OP is a kike and this never happened

Wow, what a neat story that never fucking happened faggot

Things that never happened the tread!!

Must be. Laughable.

if he truly turned 360 he would literally be laying on his back walking on thin air toward the sky, learn to physiology, pleb

>Friendly Somalis tell me to be tolerant and not to judge people by their skin colour

Ah yes, and everyone clapped after! Heard they even handed out $100 dollar bills to everyone in earshot.
>OP immediately invited all of them back home to fuck his wife and his grandmother

>n my experience, Muslims/Blacks/Migrants are either really nice people or not very nice to be around.
Doesn't this apply to every person

>being this much of a newfag
fucking bongoloid

no way. i left a 9 dollar walmart fishing hat on the bus and somebody stole it.

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nice proxy, mr. silberstein
sage

Spotted the newfag redditor. I mean, looking at the rape stats, I'd say that they are pretty 'nice,' aren't they?

>now somalis know where you live

Good job

Maximus Larp Alert by a Nigger . Hey Tryonne still trying to shill ?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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One of the most blatant larps i have heard in quite a while. Take your nigger dick sucking fag ass elsewhere bitch.

>taking my dog for a walk in the park at night
>suddenly hear a woman screaming
>HELP SOMEONE HELP IM BEING RAPED
>follow the sound and spot a fat white supermacist finn raping an innocent woman
>too scared to intervene, call the cops
>before i even get to end the call i can see someone coming from the distance
>its a somali migrant
>he realizes the situation and immidiately jumps on the fat finn rapist
>beats him and rescues the woman
>police arrive and praises the somali for his bravery
>somali walks the woman home safely to make sure no more finns try to rape her

youtu.be/ZItasCRTUVM

LOL no
obviously fake story
sage in all fields

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>Be driving with my new BMW
>Breaks down on highway
>Nice group of young somali men stop
>They all engineers and know what is wrong
>They go to supermarket close by and bought some repair parts
>fixed my car and didnt even want any money
Thanks you helpful somali

I was walking by the bank the other day when I saw a nigger. The first thought in my mind "psh... nigger."

This thought turned to utter fear when he looks directly at me. He let out a wild screech and started to SPRINT, running 80 mph is my direction. The smell of nigger sweat was already intoxicating my olfactory senses. He looked furious, with veins popping out of his head even visible through his black leathery skin. You could see the veins innervating in his eyes through his yellowed sceleras. His arms were waving wildly as he carried himself toward my direction with one singular, simple minded purpose, to get more gibs.

Within a split second he catches up to me. I shield myself, bracing for the inevitability of multiple stab wounds.

"Pardon my intrusion sir." he utters, standing on all fours, "My attention was drawn by the fact that you had dropped your wallet."
My jaw drops in amazement. Is he... literate? This isn't what racism has taught me, but how?
"It just enrages..." He looks down frustrated.
He punches a piece of the brick wall on the side of the building and it shatters pieces onto the concrete.
"Oh it just spins my wheels - when a good man like you loses something so essential. Here you are sir."
He hands me my wallet.
"T-Thanks." I say.
As I walk away I see him join a bunch of kids in the park, catching one last glimpse of him doing a slam dunk on the basketball court.

I would later learn from a news article that he was somehow in and I somehow saw, that his IQ was reported to be normal in a random none politically funded IQ test. Wow. How about that.

u were hoping someone got butthurt. this entire thread is a sham just so you could post that pic isnt it

>must be true

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bBe at gamestop with my autistic son
>my son starts looking at the games there
>his eyes are fixed on Forza 7
>"Dad, why can't we afford that?"
>"We have to buy food and beer so we can't afford that"
>older Somali youth appears before us and asks what game my son was looking at
>I answer "Forza 7"
>older Somali youth goes to gamestop and returns with a copy of Forza 7 in his hand

>autistic son becomes teary-eyed and asks "What are you going to do with that game?"
>the older Somali youth says that he wants to give it to the autistic son
>he had just come from the Somalian Civil war where he had left his small wife and children.
>this is how he wanted to say thanks to Finland
>I become teary-eyed
>the people looking explode into applause

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hi, welcome to Jow Forums! try to lurk more before posting anymore comments! the community appreciates it, thank you!

=)

>i was walking down the street
>concentrating on trucking right
>i heard a dark voice beside of me
>and i looked round in a stage of fright
>i saw four faces, all white
>they looked me up and down and turned to each other
>they looked down at my silver chain
>they said they'll give me one dollar
>i said you gotta be joking man, it was a present from my mother
>they said we like it, we want it, we'll take it off your hands and you'll be sorry
>suddenly a somali immigrant appears out of thin air in a puff of smoke!
>looks each and every one of the muggers straight in the eyes
>tells them crime does not pay
>proceeds to give all of them a thousand dollars
>also lectures them on the philosophy of non-aggression pact
>all four hang their heads in shame, promising to never do this again
>friendly somali immigrant turns to me and grants me three wishes
>disappears in a colourful puff of smoke with the following words echoing
>it's never too late to drop the hate and start loving
>nowadays all four muggers are successful entrepreneurs
>i have a loving wife and four kids
>never forget the parable of the Good Somalian

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>cntrl+f
>"danced the dinosaur"
>no results
wtf?

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500 Alex

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Returning your wallet is basic normal decent behaviour. The fact that your praising them as saints for this shows you have low expectations.

Imagine a communist during Berlin's occupation saved a cat but the following day he raped two women, and the following, other two. Could he be deemed a "good person" for just that? And that mere anecdote would make us think that "communism isn't that bad", despite the more than 100 million deaths it has provoked?

Learn to differentiate between an anedcote and reality. In general terms, nice Somalies don't exist. Maybe ther's 1 good per 1000 criminal black migrants. And just based on your anecdote we don't want to see our countried flooded by rubbish from Third World.

no chill from amerimuts

Notice he forgot to say there was no money in the wallet once he got it back.

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i was making a joke. your autism is showing

first time seeing fingolian memery?

Fuck you , you are a lier, you will be stabbed and raped soon,...... I will clap my hands and open a beer and cheer für your borderless humanity and never ending mony for all people of the world. I guess you are a real mathematics skilled economist. Dream on. War incomming.

I don't know which is worse, the people who do not recognize that this is meant to be a ridiculous fake story, or those that think it should be pointed out that this is obviously a fake story.

you will understand if you ever experience nonwhites

They looked up your personal info, I'd refrain from sleeping the coming two weeks.

t. Criminal scum

AND THEN THE WALLET STARTED CLAPPING

also its been already spoiled few times on this thread so these people dont even bother reading anything else than OP

The biggest lie ever told.

can you guys explain this one

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that quote sums up so much. You could say something similar about the constitution of south africa (much praised by (((ruth bader ginsberg)))

the idea we can replace white people in white countries and just assume the laws and societies will function as before but with mroe exciting restaurants is sheer madness

I remain convinced historians will see it as the result of allowing women to vote

This is the same Finn who's already made another "nice Somali" green text story.

Don't fall for this meme.

OP got marked by the smartest Somalis in Finland and now they're casing his house

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Ive had Somalies return my wallet to.

>here you dropped your wallet
"Hey. Thanks!" *open wallet*
"Theres no money in it."
>*sucks teeth* "y-yeah it was like that when i found it. "
"I only just dropped it."
Longleggedniggerdash.webm
Fucking niggers

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>somali points a gun at me and says freeze motherfucker
>i reach for my wallet
>theres a hand already in my pocket
>the somali shoots the white guy that looks like he could be my sibling
>somali tells me to watch my back because there may not always be good people like him around to rescue me
>especially if these scary nationalist movements keep up their rhetoric
>i thank him and pretend i have no idea what movements he is talking about
>i get home and throw out all of my nationalist literature and remove all the hateful extremist bookmarks from my computer

i'm ashamed of you

Great anecdote OP. Hopefully you will be less prejudiced and bigoted in the future, and hopefully some racists in here will be as well.