I was fired yesterday because a coworker saw me browsing the board and saw a nigger dick in the catalog. So I packed my things, and was forced to sign an non-disclosure agreement in order to receive my $135,000 severance check. I did not think about representation earlier I knew the nigger dick was there and I ignored it. She obviously did not. Mods and Jannies should do better. After my social media rant my brother who is attorney called, but left a voice mail and began to explain I can sue for a lot of money if I do not sign a NDA. So no I have to hope I can get out of what I signed.
How did I get myself into this?
Charles Stewart
Daniel Garcia
>browsing at work
The company is better off without you
Michael Baker
I was thinking the same thing. For hour I have been holding my Bible in my left hand, and my Glock in my right. Shit it takes damn near $3800.00 a month just to pay my billz.
Isaac Long
I kinda gotta agree also like nigger dicks usually are not enough on there own to get you fired. So there probably was a few other things going on. If nigger dicks where the only reason then in my opinion you better of dude. Get another job or start your own business. When i got fied from a job and I couldn’t use it as a reference i just told my prospects that “i had been traveling the world for the past six years and that type of experience only could add value to your company”
Also learn this lesson now don’t live in debt and buy everything you can no loans. When you live below your means you never have to be a slave for your job. Its very freeing. So enjoy your newfound freedom.
Hudson Hughes
Fucking maroon
Brody Barnes
I had to borrow money for my education. I started doing porn then. I dropped out after my second abortion. I had to pay my bills.
Chase Rodriguez
No way you’re a femanon, post tits
Brody Turner
I honestly cant. It was part of the ND/CA I signed.
David Miller
That goes great with gold.
Isaac King
>Fucking maroon
Fuck.
Christian Gutierrez
It's a red board. That means NSFW.
Henry James
>$135,000 severance check
BULLSHIT THIS IS A BAIT THREAD. NO ONE FUCKING GETS SEVERANCE ANYMORE.
David Brown
>browses red (nsfw) board at work
>gets fired
Justin Davis
>NSFW board
What the fuck do you think that means, dipshit?
Aiden Sanchez
>to receive my $135,000
aren't you glad?
Connor Scott
That depends on what belonged to who that may or may not have been in your mouth.
Cameron Harris
I havent seen PROMOTIONS in forever
probably my favorite old meme
Dominic Howard
you are paid to work there, not doing private stuff. when i would be your boss i had kicked you out too.
Matthew Sullivan
The nigger that turned me in said the same thing.
Hudson Sanders
>wage gap
Colton Flores
To sell a six figure lotto stub for a few thou......
Parker Moore
More than you know.
Joseph Lee
post name of your porn then
Luis Lee
Terrifically paired with hunter Green.
Brandon Russell
I will if you pay me more than my original agreement plus all legal fees incurred.
Cooper Brooks
Okay.
>pays money
Now give me your pornstar name. Or at least chat, goddamn. What did you do, gangband, interracial, vanilla?
Blonde? Brunette?
What are your thoughts on the heat death of the universe
Elijah Perry
Wanna do a porn with me?
Jace Collins
I am Necro only.
Eli Rivera
>*slaps your ass
hey there
I don't get it.
How old are you?
What are your thoughts on the heat death of the universe
Justin Cruz
You’re welcome gay boy
Hunter Williams
Isaac Reed
Andrew Hall
Kevin Bennett
Christian Cruz
Levi Wood
Anthony Williams
Joshua Butler
Go kys attention whore.
Bet you liked looking a nigger dicks.
Now you know the rules.
Liam Brown
Liam Martin
Matthew Davis
Brody Gutierrez
22 weeks, 6 days, 82 hours, and 66 minutes.
There was no manual dictating conduct. What rules? Spit or Swallow?
Thomas Taylor
Tits or gtfo
Nicholas Green
NDCA
Adrian Perez
What are your thoughts on the heat death of the universe
Brody Davis
As this has become a natural cycle of space time I am not sure I would be able to add more than currently known opinions. That being said I will search for more.
Wyatt Allen
So what are you planning to do now that you got fired? An hero? get a new job?
Dylan Nguyen
State the exact article that prevent you from posting tits on an anonymous Georgian cup molding forum.
Lucas Myers
browsing pornographic material at work?
get fucked buddy
u got no case
Logan Hall
I thought craigslist personals got shut down, OP, where are you finding black cock?
Jaxson Reed
Umm porn is against the rules here but dicks still keep popping up in the catalog. Just saying.....
Currently considering opting out as I cam home and found the wife with a BBC inserted. Bad day to come home early.
Eli Kelly
Shame on you user for not thinking on your feet. When you got called into your boss's office the first thing you should have done is shout, "This is because I'm gay isn't it?!" Then you're instantly protected.
Charles Wilson
That in itself would be in violation.
Colton Miller
i'm sorry that this very real thing occurred
Eli Barnes
Whatever Stormy. No one care about your herpes.
Joshua Gomez
That shit would surely have worked. It's like a jack of all traits, you can play it anytime :)
Hunter Mitchell
I thought I was going to have to spell it out for the shill bots. TY I am going to bed now. Or I may lurk.....Q
Elijah Myers
What kind of fascist company do you work for? Nigger dicks are a sign of progress and diversity in the 21st century. You should sue them for racism and discrimination.
Sebastian Davis
PROMOTIONS
Parker Howard
tits now
Adam Gray
Cannot post tits on internet because of ND/CA for looking at black horse cock at work, sure.
David Gomez
Nutz first
Brayden Wood
>browse at work
>boss sees some ancap memes
>invites me to hang out with his bros
>they think i'm ancap and molyneux is jesus
>get offered a promotion some months later
Everything went better than expected.
Wyatt Anderson
Not looking it was just in the catalog. Perhaps mods and jannies here could keep dicks off my screen.
Ayden Ward
Dude you're not going to get out of NDA. You took their money. If you sue them after NDA as a condition of what looks to be a decent package, not only will you probably fail (in which case they will sue you back and win), but you could be blacklisted in whichever industry you work in.
Gabriel Bennett
>Come out gay and sue for discrimination
>convert to straight and get money from conversion therapy special interest groups
>run for president
>use connections to run an arms trafficking ring in the middle east
>accept only women as payment to avoid detection
>start a human trafficking ring to supplement your arms trafficking
>pay to lobby for a nuclear reactor in a third world country
>inconspicuously build nuclear weapons and amass an arsenal
>quietly overthrow said country and it's neighbors one by one
>use the money gained by being a heartless despot to open a successful record label
>use the money from success of record label as well as government grants to open a TV station and several film studios
>engage in philanthropy but actually just launder your white collar criminal cronies' money
>engage in blackmail and usurp board of directors positions
>use money and connections to start a biological warfare division in a country with a puppet regime that you personally appointed
>create new virus
>cure new virus
>nobel prizes, statues, streets named in your honor
>heavily invest in transhumanism
>upload your brain into a solid titanium exoskeleton wrapped with lifelike latex compound tissue
>fake own death using now redundant human body
>come back as cyborg three days later and be revered as god
>immortal, rich, own 90% of the planet
>tfw you owe it all to a nigger dick you saw on a guyanese shoe cobbler forum
Daniel Wood
Do some dudes really inject fake semen into their nuts in order to ejaculate huge loads?
Grayson Butler
There's no women on the internet anyway, nobody believes you.
Eli Ramirez
I am a Baptist minister. Blacklisted was automatic. The dick was not older than 10. Again I was looking for Trump threads and got fired over some BBC being posted.
Robert Phillips
I am not sure, but I swallow as much as I can to blow large loads.
Samuel Young
WYT++++