Devs April 18 >S Damas offensive on hold, talks ongoing between IS and SAA, IS requests transfer to DeZ, but unwilling to surrender heavy weapons >OPCW inspection stalled, advance UN security team comes under fire >SE Hama; HTS and Faylaq Al-Sham attack SAA positions near Qabet Al-Kurdi, seize 2 points, later lose them in SAA counter attack >Rural Raqqa; SAA discovers mass grave containing 150+ bodies of SAA/civs executed by ISIS >Harakat Ahrar Al-Sham/JTS recapture Tarmala, during withdrawal HTS executes Harakat Ahrar Al-Sham commander Abu Hafs Karnaz and his associates >Qalamoun; Ru/Sy AF launch 50+ airstrikes on Jaysh Thuwar Al-Sham, Tigers launch attack near Batra Mtn, enter Kharnuba >Iraqi PMU launch surprise raid on high ranking IS commander Abu Huzeifa Al-Iraqi's compound, who was killed once his tunnel was stormed >US claims its observed heightened IS activity around Abukamal, state they will share data with Russian counterparts >Tehran holds large military parade, Rouhani says will not heed to Western pressure, "produce any weapon that we need”
>i know nothing2 not only it's not one of the yarmouk pocket (yarmouk district and yarmouk basins are 2 different pockets) but none of those 2 pockets are surrendering
Written out: >Breaking: East Qalamoun rebels unconditionally surrender after being overwhelmed by two-day Syrian Army offensive
BEIRUT, LEBANON (4:11 P.M.) – Besieged rebel forces holding out in the eastern mountains of Syria’s Qalamoun region have unconditionally surrender to the Syrian Army amid realization of an impossible military situation.
The development comes just two days after elite Syrian Army formations launched an all-out offensive in eastern Qalamoun that blitzed militant positions throughout the region and isolated a key rebel stronghold – the town of Ar-Ruhaybah.
Namely it was the Free Syrian Army-linked group Jaysh Tahrir al-Sham which at first refused to accept government surrender terms that has since issued a formal capitulation.
Per virtually every other surrender agreement, rebels will be offered to either reconcile with the Syrian government or allow themselves to be evacuated to another militant-controlled region of Syria.
Insurgent forces in eastern Qalamoun are expected to hand over their heavy weapons (i.e. tanks and artillery) to the Syrian Army in the coming days.
>leaf education R*ssians created Israel, that's fact.
Caleb Turner
Previous bread had a cool exchange between an Aussie sick cunt explaining offensive humour to an uptight Hunnic gentleman of a Semitic persuasion. Am at work, so replied late, but I wanted to throw my 2 cents on this so here's the copypasta'd reply:
Yeah nah cunt his joke made perfect sense, you take an obsurd and negative premise such as war-rape, and make presumptions that not only it is normal, but that the previous poster did not immediately assume it as the status quo.
Shit, it's just one sentence but contains political incorrectness, post-modernism, elements of flawed narrator and irony. Not everything has to be in the form of "shitty set-up----shitty punchline". I bet you think a decent joke is some stupid shit like this: >Ein alcoholic hund walks into a bar. He is very thirsty. >Ze barman asks him if he vants ein bier? >The dog replies ''NINE'' so the barman serves him noßing. >It is funny because dogs cannot talk, ja?
Jose Brown
Memes for normies. The one with Assad doing the blocking is better.
Kevin Clark
>Surrendered unconditionally I really hope so by why didn't they negotiate or some shit?
Guys, I've discovered the three stages of rebels getting BTFO, they are:
Stage 1: Refusal to even contemplate ever surrendering "We will fight until death" Stage 2: Rebels start to lose. Infighting between those who want to accept the deals and the hardliners, possible chemical weapons accusation comes here Stage 3: All accept the green bus.
Qalamoun has moved to stage 3, and Southern Damascus has recently moved to stage 2. Get comfy, lads, it's a wild ride we're on.
Yeah, I meant the Jayrud pocket, which isn't exactly its real name either though. Just couldn't remember any names.
Carson Rodriguez
>Ukrainians >Belarusians >Independent ethnicities
They are really just offshoots of Russian ethnicity. Claiming they are actual nations is like claiming Cascadia is an independent nation
And I am saying this as someone who's had a GF from Belarus for 3 years, visited Minsk more than 10 times and altogether spent a few months with fellow Belarusians (not counting the time I spent with the GF)
Nice! But I'm sure you know the rules, I can't "give" you ones you don't have. You have to wait until those people bake. I hope your collection will grow in the coming weeks.
Этo мoй флaг, пидopaхa. Ccy pycнe eбaнoй в poт, ccy и cpy.
Luke Phillips
>Previous bread had a cool exchange between an Aussie sick cunt explaining offensive humour to an uptight Hunnic gentleman of a Semitic persuasion literally me on ESO an hour ago. some uptight cunt was saying Adolf ruined germany, i was calling him a pole and some other dude was saying that pre 1943 Germany was awesome. then someone brought up the holocaust and a few minutes later reports are flying everywhere
Well SouthFront is an actual Kremlin propaganda site (They are balanced on everything except Russia so it's fine). So if they are saying it means Russians are saying it.
Oliver Bennett
No. Everything (((they))) shot in Russia comes out as shit. Except for porn.
But porn is degenerate
Grayson Torres
stfu, why don't you memeflag, shithead?
Brayden Martin
All the intel points to major happenings soon Get ready lads
>some uptight cunt was saying Adolf ruined germany, Yeah cos shit was fucking great for them post-Versailles treaty pre-Kristallnacht
>some other dude was saying that pre 1943 Germany was awesome How does he know, was HE there?
>then someone brought up the holocaust and a few minutes later reports are flying everywhere Oy vey, now all you filthy goyim must pay reparations for reminding of the plight of the chosen peoples during the early-to-mid 1940s.
Anti-social behaviour, inability to maintain a dialogue, an unhealthy obsession with urine and feces. Dare I say, a wild /Hohol/ appears?
Eli Gomez
one guy made one about me, i dont know where it is though.
Joseph Green
Most of them are getting paid to fight in this proxy war as rebels.
When the probability of death increases, you are more likely to flee. It has always been happening in warfare unless the people are deluded enough to fight for a higher cause/lie like americans (to bring freedom and democracy)
Christian Torres
>Well SouthFront is an actual Kremlin propaganda site (They are balanced on everything except Russia so it's fine). They aren't tho. That screenshot with web hosting location is fake, they're registered in the US afaik.
I'll accept they have a bias tho, but that's obvious. SO FAR russia was on the side of good in this story