Today is Dutch-American Friednship Day

Say something nice about our friendship:
>The Netherlands and the United States have never been on bad terms after the Revolutionary War
>The Netherlands and the United States have never fought against each other
>Both countries were Republics before it was cool
>The Netherlands was the second country to recognize the independence of the United States (First being France)
>The Netherlands secretly gave arms and munition to the Colonies during the Revolution under the nose of Britain, were sadly caught
>The Netherlands was the first country to give the first formal gun salute when the first US ship sailed out of harbor
>The Netherlands is the third largest foreign investor to the United States
>The United States is the largest foreign investor to the Netherlands
>The Netherlands harbored the Puritans from persecution before they sailed off to the colonies. In hindsight, protecting the future of the United States

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Thanks, toothpaste.

Well, they did help us fight against,the British

one of my best mates is from arkansas

Think again goy

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Arkansas also has a nice flag so you know they're good people

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Trump's just a blind idiot that let him family get KOSHER'D.

indonesia is dutch clay!

You have nice windmills

Yep, thry kept their Confederate era flag.

I'm having cake and coffee to celebrate.

Kankerwalen oprotten!

>Belgium

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Wasn't Morocco the first to recognize US's legitimate sovereignty?

No.

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Most of the other Americans I know are pussies, fresh herring is the shit

NEW RIGHT WING FACEBOOK GET IN HERE

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lol
all quality dutch became afrikaners
they're weed smoking queers

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>Today is Dutch-American Friednship Day
>Say something nice about our friendship:

Dutchies have the best country for cycling around in top gear...

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Dikes.

The Dutch have the record for homeland to empire size ratio in modern times, correct? Rome obviously wins overall.

I always liked that finger in the dyke story kek

No. Morocco was just the first country to conclude a treaty with the JewSA.

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t-thanks burger

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Didn't realize how cool the Dutch were. Thank you, based toothpaste. I will have to start reading about Dutch history, it seems pretty neat.

No, thank YOU!

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>eurokike flag
>calls us the jewSA
Every single time, it never fails

luv u burger frens

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Why are Dutch boys always shoving their thumbs in dykes? Shouldn't they be going after straight girls?

Seng lubs 2 u 2 nederfriends

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Fug wrong pic

dutch bros u alright in my book

except for that one poster you all know the one

It’s a mutual friendship Dutch bro , you guys rock

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I'm a Dutch Canadian, what do I get?

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The rake.

Hey, thanks for bankrolling us in our War for Independence. Really appreciate it. Also Carrots and carrot cake. Fucking right on Dutch Bros.

(PS. You had the best East India Company. The FUCKING best.)

pannekoeken leaf?

its nice to feel appreciated

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I wish someone cared about us

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Milk truck just arrive

Put a shirt on whore

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When those dykes get wet enough to flood, well, any finger on a hand will do.

you can be our pet monkey if you want

Congrats on being big guys America.
I'll save my criticism for another day.

56% of you guys are breddy cool.
I just hope Trump will back us when the inevitable annexation of Flanders happens

fine but israel is USA's greatest ally , dutch can be second .

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i cant find them on the map help

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Can I eat dutch candies on my free time?

Yeah no fuck off kike

This calls for a feast.

right next to luxembourg

Name a conflict where we fought together.

Im warming up the ovens right now

>Netherlands
Who?

>burger education
I hope you're trolling user

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frikandellen for everyone

>user can't find the Netherlands
>think he could find luxembourg

Seems like the Dutch are pretty bros with North American countries.

Would be cool to let us win some ice skating medals during the Olympics though :3

>Would be cool to let us win some ice skating medals during the Olympics though :3

If you defeat your enemies, they win.

We wouldn't be the country we are (in a good sense) w/o the influence of these great people. Dankjewel

Dutch people are super nice in person but extremely arrogant online
It's also the exact opposite with French people
Like, why?

NL has the nicest cities in the world.

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>stretch marks
>filthy mirror
Why did you crop out baby Jamal?

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we have a friendship day?

ayy I live like 350 meters from there

When will Holland apologize for raising the sea levels for everyone else?

I unironically like our dutch friendsh.

I was thinking about watching pic related this week. Worth it? Any other good dutch cultural media to consume?

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The Dutch have always been the most obliging of 'allies' to Israel. Toll paid

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New York song
youtube.com/watch?v=-rDZwRI4SFI

Amsterdam song
youtube.com/watch?v=aa3__tK6YPo

you guys are cool

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not the point .in the iraq war and the syrian conflict usa fights on behalf of israel in addition to countless smaller military operations . and usa fights diplomatically to block any anti israeli decisions from places like UN .

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Your entire "nation" needs to be obliterated.

compulsory viewing desu, it's probably the only film in existance portrayingany measure of pride of our pretty badass history.
I'd definitely give it a view if I were you

kek Fuck Trudeau

any picture taken in the netherlands is 350 meters away from all of us

In the sense that the recognized we werent under the Brit's protection any more so they started raiding our ships and demanding we pay them protection money.

yeah and you repay us by putting spies in our government and bombing the USS Liberty

Das iz werre ze huma liez

no senpai , ask any american president\person in power and they'll tell you israel is your greatest ally

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uh, you don't get to bring friends

>anti israeli decisions from places like UN
you are a UN decision

Fixed your map. Take that clay back

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Why do dutchbros make it so easy for foreigners to study there? I know a dude who's a shitskin and can barely speak english who got into a dutch university with little to no effort, and he wasn't a stellar student before. From what he told me, that's not an isolated case

Their flag looks like toothpaste

>filthy mirror

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unironically don't watch dutch movies desu. most are literal garbage tier. cannot say anything about admiral since i haven't watched.

>only paul verhoeven films are good desu, and they are american production kek.

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thats probably because we have 3 types of universities kek.
1 for plebs MBO
1 for midtier HBO
1 for intellectuals (actual) university

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In the Netherlands smart kids, normal kids and dumb kids go to different middle/high schools.
If you got a degree from a high school for smart kids, then you get access to university. No questions asked.

Foreign schools don't really fit into our system.

we gave you jews and bank and NY

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>hating on Michiel de Ruyter
jij dwaas

Ehm, plox dont drop nukes.

So similar to the German system? I'm well acquainted with it

HBO is the way to go desu

It's different, but comparable.

Would make sense with it being the 'undercover' market for Jewish sea trade for the new world without pesky eurofags bothering them across the strait

al lang niet meer. Wordt handig begin voor je zelf, beetje electieker verdient meer dan een HBOrt.

what said.

yessir. Actual universitygoers are fucking NEET tier & socially retarded. plus HBO always gets hired kek.

Desu, this is the only Groot nederlandsche clay that needs restoring.
Fucking french croissantniggers are all up our shit subversing our people. They now consider themselves "belgian" kek

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Ik studeerde HBO rechten. Nu op de universiteit. De inhoud is vergelijkbaar, maar de ene kan je niks mee en de ander krijg je een goeie baan mee. Ze kunnen die studie net zo goed afschaffen. Wat een oplichting zeg.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the Mongols win that one. Hard to determine what their "homeland" was though.

>falls for the university meme

HAHA user i can't even

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