WERE WINNING BIGLY

Would stay sit? Isn't there a less autistic way of expressing this? Doesn't have to be short or clever when it's directed at niggers anyway.

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bump for #StarbucksGate

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uhhhh it'd sure be good if we could buy some cots from military surplus stores and start setting them up inside

Blacks are not cynical, especially regarding free shit.

Jesus fuck, talk about low effort.

ahaahaahhaahah fucking amazing

>Black man enters Starbucks
>at one of the tables is a 450 pound, fat, sweaty man
>his breathing is more akin to wheezing
>he pulls himself out of his chair, his fat sticking to the table as he moves
>He finally gets loose and begins lumbering slowly towards the man
>every step rattles the souvenir cups on display
>he finally gets up close to the black man, his pimply face near enough for the black man to smell his Cheeto and sugar laden breath
>The mountain of flesh opens his mouth
>”Excuse me sir, are you here to talk about the Jews”?

Stop with the free cups tickets
this is the way to go
filling Starbucks with hobos and niggers would be a magnun opus

Just came and saw this , so it were you people doing this. . gj

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we really need to print this and distribute it among homeless PoC

Starbucks needs to learn the full flavor of diversity

>double gets

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In a week or 2 someone needs to make a sign that says that whites need to pay an extra $2 for all orders and to start spreading posts around that the reason is that since they lost so much money from the free coffee they need to make their loses back. Once people call bullshit change the story for reperations for blacks to double fuck with them.

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I don't know how often you read monkey speak, but that's right up their alley.

free coffee and 50% all food 4/19 - 4/26

I think #OccupyStarbucks should be used more

if racist starbucks made you install an app on your phone to get your free coffee, contact a civil rights attorney. the app is spyware

>so...he was behind of it

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>rich white liberals surrounded by the niggers and homeless crazies they claim to love so much
top fucking kek

diversity is our strength

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bump

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this

***REPEATED FROM A PREVIOUS THREAD DUE TO IMPORTANCE***

The MSM and Reddit don't understand your point in this, Jow Forums. They think you're targeting actual niggers rather than Starbucks itself. Therefore, if Starbucks starts honouring these coupons, even if it will be a "win" for us, (Starbucks losing money) they will see it as a "win" for their side, (niggers that were targeted got free coffee anyway take that racists)

Watch, if Starbucks starts honouring these codes, articles will pop up saying "The racist Jow Forums coupon scam is backfiring on them, and it's glorious"

Nailed it. That's why it's important that we keep making ideas for new ways to keep Starbucks off kilter. Another thread had a post about using the tip jar as charity. Shit like that will keep them losing money and scare investors.

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Brilliant, just Brilliant. Great job

God damnit I love you faggots

caffeine is the most addictive substance on earth, yet somehow the black community has resisted for a decade, despite all of starucks efforts to lure blacks with numerous marketing campaigns
If Jow Forums is successful in getting blacks hooked on coffee, like white people are, it could increase our profits, and our shareholders' by 20%
The free advertising, worth millions of dollars, more than makes up for the temporary dip in our stock price. (excellent time to buy more shares)

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But they will lose white customers who buy food and al the other garbage they sell, so jewbucks still loses

yes but liberals will start going somewhere else because it will no longer be a status symbol to go there

If anyone has mad MS Paint skills, is it possible to make a Wakanda Edition black coffee?

This plx

This please

>russian trolls

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What do you think about a new coffee franchise, specific to the black community? "Sambo's"
no self-respecting black would dare set foot in the store, so hipsters could feel comfortable, virtue signaling amongst an eclectic african themed decor, complete with stuffed giraffe, lions, and tigers?

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This is why shifting the focus to low-income and homeless is a great idea, start filling their shops with these types and scare off the usual middle/upper-middle class buyers.
Fuck me I've been shitposting all morning and just now I get a captcha? Which NGO did I piss off now?

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IT's working:
>My store had daily overdoses and a line out the door purely for our bathroom before the codes were installed. We are fully planning on calling PCC and documenting every single bathroom related incident. Someone told the local homeless camp 200 feet away from us and we are back to a mile long line of homeless people doing drugs and showering in our bathrooms. Paying customers don't even come inside anymore. It's legitimately been two days.

What's all this about?

Blacks got arrested at starbucks for loitering and trying to use the bathroom. Cops came out, repeatedly asked them to buy something or leave. They got arrested and not charged.

Now we're turning starbucks into homeless camps.

>homeless camps.

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Shariacucks closed all its locations in US for diversity training after they got bad publicity of trying too boot some niggers that refused to buy anything in one of their coffee shops.

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>Progresso-fascists
Fucking hell the word fascist has been tainted beyond real meaning at this point.

You may need to change the background so you can see it

starbucks was phase one
next we need black people arrested for loitering in a bank lobby. bankofamerica needs some diversity training

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It's much more damaging to Starbucks to encourage vagrant minorities to loiter on the premises than it is to offer free goods (coffee) that only cost them a few pennies to provide. A free coffee to a person who wasn't going to buy coffee otherwise really costs the company almost nothing. Jow Forums does far more damage by encouraging vagrants to enjoy the premises, since this will discourage actual product purchases and hence actually impact revenue. That's not even mentioning brand tarnishement and the heightened risk to Starbucks of a new video emerging of them ejecting another minority.

THIS.

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>THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHIN STRIKES AGAIN
I love the news thinking this is news

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What the fuck is that?

So I can get sued for trademark infringement? Yeah nah.

SHARIAblue is brigading us!!! We MAGA'PEDE's must stop crooked SHILLary

Organize a nation wide nigger chimp out April 23rd

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starbucks new watermelon chicken drink is our way of saying we are sorry to the people of color who may have been offended by recent reports in the media.

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Kek but low effort

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Kevin you can do better than that.

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kek

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it should be a chimpanzee hand

Starbucks will have change all stores to drive through thanks to pol.

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I’m going to Office Depot and printing 40 of them in laminated paper to stick them on the doors or near the Starbucks entrance

but then we'll have to deal with a bunch of caffeinated blacks

This is a wonderful idea

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praise kek it's working

now we just need an aggressive dindu to go into starbucks and go crazy when they refuse him free coffee

starbucks has already conceded that blacks are allowed to loiter in their shops without purchase and also now use the bathroom

let's push them, force them to accept that dindus get free coffee

made with real chicken*

*neck bones, innards, gizzards, and giblets.

Blacks on twitter are doing their own anti Starbucks promo ads

They are reacting quickly like chimps without researching if it’s real or not

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How about "she be sit"?

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Never change Jow Forums

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lol

Kek

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Seek help you twisted fuck.

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Source on this.

TTTTTTHHHHHHHIIIIIIIISSSSSDS

LOL! NEXT LEVEL!

XD EVERYONE XD THE LULZZ xd

WE

WUZ

Went to local barista today.
Heard them talking about starbucks customers with disgust.
MAGA

SLAVES

And the digits my fucking sides are in orbit right now.

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forgot the logo...

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Or better yet just start it that way:

>Starbucks is committed to equality, and the empowerment of our marginalized communities and people of color
>We recognize how white privlege is the result of the systems of inequality that exist in our country.
>We want to help. Starting May 19, in honor of Malcom X, all white customers will be charged an additional $1 on all purchases.
>The funds raised from this will be donated to the NAACP and local Black Lives Matter chapters to support and empower our diverse communites across the country.
>We can do better, and this is just the start.

The wording needs help, but this could be something.