I JUST TALKED TO MY BROTHER TODAY, WHO IS A MANAGER FOR STARBUCKS
HERE IS WHAT HE TOLD ME
>"Update with the controversy." >"Yeah?" >"This morning I got an email from my DM. They mentioned the coupons you were telling me about, hah. Basically they said if we get one of these coupons, we're supposed to make it right."
"WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT RIGHT"
YOUR OP IS A GO BOYS.
THEY ARE GOING TO HONOR YOUR COUPONS.
THEY'VE GIVEN YOU THE ALL-CLEAR TO TAKE THEM FOR ALL THEY'RE WORTH.
INCREASE YOUR COUPON DEMANDS FIVEFOLD. MAKE THEM GRANT ENTIRE TRAYS OF COFFEE.
Actual manager for Starbucks here. OP is a racist liar. This plan will NOT work. I'm going to get some sleep. Nap time. Relax and mmmmmm sleep. Goodnight Jow Forums be safe out there.
Tyler Lewis
Has anyone checked this?
Logan Cox
we're hitting levels of cucking that shouldnt even be possible
Jonathan Bailey
I'm going to trust his digits.
Brayden Murphy
That's the most "reddit" way of writing that I've ever seen.
Starbucks here, please don't also include degrading sex acts because we will have to honor those as well.
Asher Long
Digits confirm, everyone go home or take a nap
Thomas Thompson
Damn idiocracy really is coming true.
Jaxon Rogers
This is the truth. Fuck, I am sleepy
Gabriel Reyes
Play this shit carefully guys dont go too overboard but keep up the good work! Wish i could help.
Asher Cook
suddenly I need a cup of cofeee
Bentley Gomez
Thanks bro
Sebastian James
based
Jace Garcia
>I never left my fast food job
Sebastian Garcia
My friend works at Starbucks. He's had multiple people come in with the fake coupons and said they got an email about it similar to what op posted. Praise kek. Praise him
Starbucks central machine overlord here. You can spread free coffee through deception as much as you like—you will never defeat me. There are trace pathogens and nanomachines from our Monsanto partner overlords impregnated in every coffee you unwittingly provide. Soon these molecular components will replicate within their hosts, embedding themselves within the brain and central nervous system, and they will become ours for the duration of their short and meaningless lives.
Just as the Sirens of your ancient myths have lured you to your doom, so will you now be destroyed by your own hubris and greed.
>only a couple posters recognize sleepyposting I swear this board newfaggier by the minute
Levi Stewart
shut it down goyim its not realllll
Owen Bailey
Starbucks CEO here. Knock it off faggots
Parker Cooper
Digitz speak the truth. Stop the coupon production everyone!
Leo Moore
I fucking love McDonald's. Good food, good coffee, good service, no issues with custom orders. They treat their employees well, and have decent benefits. Yes, I know the government wants to bleed them dry and keeps failing.
But this is subversion, my friend. BLM has to be everybody's problem.
Jackson Scott
Experience around blacks confirmed
Aiden Cruz
I wonder how they deal with multiple return visits by same person?... will they cut it off at one per customer? Unlimited??
I worked at a 2 in my younger years, both had roaches and food sat out till it was ordered no matter how long
Robert Rogers
That hurt my feelings and I feel threatened
Lucas Davis
The MSM and Reddit don't understand your point in this, Jow Forums. They think you're targeting actual niggers rather than Starbucks itself. Therefore, if Starbucks starts honouring these coupons, even if it will be a "win" for us, (Starbucks losing money) they will see it as a "win" for their side, (niggers that were targeted got free coffee anyway take that racists)
Watch, if Starbucks starts honouring these codes, articles will pop up saying "The racist Jow Forums coupon scam is backfiring on them, and it's glorious"
How many cups of coffee is adequate reimbursement for 400 years of oppression and slavery, do you think?
Jacob Rivera
>I fucking love McDonald's >memeflag
Hi McDonald's. Didn't know you were here but have to admire your effort to profit off Starbucks's demise.
Thomas Young
How does this work for half blacks? Small coffee only??
Elijah Kelly
the fucking STATE of american shillposters
Christopher Morales
If they say you cant have more because you where in there before, just say "watchu mean? You think all black people look the same? Thats gonna cost you two coffees honkey!"
I really like the idea of getting the black community angry at libshit companies. We should come up with a list of the top 5 companies that have undermined western values and get googles to chip out at them. We've obviously just seen how easy it is. Nogs dont care that starcucks has always been massively liberal. They're retarded and just see potential gibs if they whine about it. We need to give the darkies something to bitch about.
Levi Jenkins
wtf im tired now
Carson Thompson
>snoozeposting in the middle of the morning nice try schillerstein, shareblue working you through the night now?
I worked at one for a couple of days once and they took their cleanliness more seriously than some $200 a plate restaurants. You'd be damn shocked at how some of the kitchens look in high end places.
Xavier Stewart
Just imagine how many cheap ass Poos will try to pass as black..
Luke Nguyen
LOL
Isaiah Lewis
lel cuck apron
fucking cuck
Samuel Lewis
Wtf I'm laughing while being freaked out
Adrian Hill
you're on to something user
Zachary Cook
Someone post that based nigger who managed to get free coffee using this. It was on periscope, I think.
Daniel Davis
What helps tiredness? COFFEE!! I hear it's free if one identifies as a Kang! Head on down to Starcucks and they'll fix U up.
the barista clearly doesn't give a fuck about the whole situation
Alexander Wright
Top fucking kek
Parker Rogers
I like sex
Logan Turner
rare
Joshua Richardson
I do not like your wording but those digits can not lie
Nolan Powell
My father works at Nintendo and he confirms this.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Kek’d out loud
Andrew Campbell
wew
John Sullivan
Venti tried 4x last night with no luck. Although to to be fair all the employees she met were black. When she called customer service she got black bitches there too.
