/ptg/ President Trump General - Flash-Bang Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>The Trumps & Abes have a second dinner 4/18/18
youtu.be/gLjOuA-_2K0
>Pres Trump/bff PM Abe hold Press Conf 4/18/18
youtu.be/ZzjF0sHSAzI
>Pres Trump working lunch w/bff Abe 4/18/18
youtu.be/T1tqyNv3cGA
>President's Adv Council on Africa Biz 4/18/18
youtu.be/_CAkAJjQThM
>DHSSec Nielsen updates on Border wall 4/18/18
youtu.be/VPf3WmjCPfM
youtu.be/PWmBbkJc3k0
>StateDep Officials @House FAC on ME Policy 4/18/18
c-span.org/video/?444090-1/
>WH Video: Is-Ra-Hell 70th Independence Day 4/18/18
youtu.be/JNfBOBeqma8
>WH Video: VP Pence @34th Space Symposium 4/18/18
youtu.be/E1UVsXuYMS8
>WH Video: Pres Trump meets w/bff PM Abe 4/18/18
youtu.be/ZdYx3yWV8UA
>UNSC Briefing on Syria situation 4/18/18
youtu.be/_rW26JnVK7o
>UNSC Briefing on OPCW report on Attack in Salisbury 4/18/18
youtu.be/tlcYtHajg_0
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on yemen 4/18/18
youtu.be/q5UiBvR-_bM
>Pres Trump OpEd on Economy 4/17/18
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>The Trumps & Abes have dinner 4/17/18
youtu.be/d8tpD-diEhA
>The Trumps & Abes walking about 4/17/18
youtu.be/s_arbaB9s6Q
>Pres Trump Presser w/bff Abe 4/17/18
youtu.be/GDi7UMhCyFw
>Pres Trump bilat w/bff Abe 4/17/18
youtu.be/4vBD9tX7b1c
>Pres Trump welcomes bff JPN PM Abe to Mar-A-Lago 4/17/18
youtu.be/Co-oBXc1kgc

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SOON

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Fuck I wish I saw those when I was in the office
I don't think I'd have the balls, my entire family goes there and I don't want to ruin it for them if something goes south...
white single mother with her mother and two niglets
south carolina

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DRUMPFENKOT

So Trump will be thrown into a baby’s crib by the feds?

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anyone still updating the trump curse count?

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Fuck Trump. Fuck Israel. Fuck globalism.

>keep your friends close

>be trump
>send manafort to kill the entire congress and anyone investigating you
>pardon him
flawless

>Less than a month for Bombaton

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Drumpf is NOT my president. Fuck you nazi's. Pic related is me give you the finger. The future is womyn.

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>friends? i dont have any friends

What would happen if every black person left to go live on mars?

Starbucks is now officially food and niggas be hungry

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Fuck Trump and fuck white people

When is the baby due?

What shape is that thing?

>mistaking a generic meme cat for /ptg/'s legendary leaf calico

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Toad

liberia
>whitey fucked us by giving us our own country and writing our constitution

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A vote for Trump is a vote for Israel

A clause that was designed to grant basic liberties to freed slaves after the Dred Scott ruling is now being used to force taxpayers to fund abortions.
conservativereview.com/articles/sanctimonious-federal-court-compels-ohio-fund-holy-rite-baby-killing/
>Yesterday, a three-judge panel of the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals, regarded as one of the “better” circuits, ruled that Ohio cannot deny funding to Planned Parenthood. Judge Helene White, a George W. Bush appointee, wrote the unanimous opinion upholding the 2016 ruling of a Cincinnati federal district judge that the 2016 law passed by the legislature is unconstitutional and a violation of due process. While the state may deny funding for abortions, White noted, it cannot cut off all contracts for therapeutic abortions and other health care services.

Courts have now said that they are the final arbiter of every political question and the platform of the Democrat Party is in the Constitution while the unambiguous liberties are not, U.S. is fukt.

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user that IS the baby, or at least it acts like it

>56% white
>So fat even she wouldn't know if she was pregnant
>Still slathers self with makeup

The future is so bright I don't need eyes to see

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Well I'll be. That's literally the shape. I see it now.

chewed bubblegum

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Thats actually a good idea.

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The courts in this country need to be ignored or judges need to swing.

She looks like a clothed pile of mashed potatoes

She wouldn't be pregnant and you know it. Who would want to fuck her?

17th amendment
portubro portubro i summon thee

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>The Phoenicians/Canaanite child sacrifice thing was more like a form of ritualized abortion, eventually it developed into just a funeral for stillborns (i.e. they no longer sacrificed live babies but dropped stillborns into the fire instead) but the Carthaginians were more "traditionalist" and kept sacrificing live babies long after other phoenician cities and colonies phased out the practice. Might have contributed to their chronic manpower shortage in the Punic wars
>Carthage was more traditional when it came to child sacrifice
Holy fug that's spooky. Thanks for the insight.

>President Trump is a flash-bang grenade thrown into Washington by the forgotten men and women of America. The fact that his first year as Commander in Chief disoriented and distressed members of the media and political establishment is not a bug but a feature.

>The same cultural safe spaces that blinkered coastal elites to candidate Trump’s popularity have rendered them blind to President Trump’s achievements on behalf of ordinary Americans. While pundits obsessed over tweets, he worked with Congress to cut taxes for struggling families. While wealthy celebrities announced that they would flee the country, he fought to bring back jobs and industries to our shores. While talking heads predicted Armageddon, President Trump’s strong stand against North Korea put Kim Jong Un back on his heels.

>President Trump is doing what he was elected to do: disrupt the status quo. That scares the heck out of those who have controlled Washington for decades, but for millions of Americans, their confusion is great fun to watch.
how eloquent

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i am known among my people as an intellectual

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amorphous amoeba

>Rep. James F. Wilson, R-Iowa, the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee back in the 1860s who helped draft the Fourteenth Amendment, spoke emphatically that it was “establishing no new right, declaring no new principle.” “It is not the object of this bill to establish new rights, but to protect and enforce those which belong to every citizen,” declared Wilson in 1866
Yet now this amendment is being used to kill American babies and grant rights to illegal aliens to access baby-killing centers that are funding by taxpayers.

>The judicial supremacists believe the Fourteenth Amendment not only creates a right to an abortion, but that, together with the First Amendment, it creates a “right” for a private organization under criminal investigation for trafficking baby parts to secure taxpayer funding.
Meanwhile, the same courts that believe that the refusal to publicly fund a private criminal enterprise with taxpayer funding is tantamount to blocking First Amendment rights definitely support taking action (imprisonment or fines) against private business owners who don’t serve gay weddings.

There are no words to describe the degree of extremism involved in concocting a First Amendment free speech claim that defends not a negative right to be left alone without imprisonment, but a positive right to taxpayer funding. These are the same judges who believe that a private citizen doesn’t have the First Amendment right to merely be left alone and run his business in accordance with his conscience and must “bake the dang cake,” yet a private organization has the right to someone else’s money.

Don't worry about the Brits. Their new god Blade Angel will protect them.

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Well done lion ted

It got way way too fucking big

I think that's an Arab and not a mutt.

The courts are now saying that states cannot use their tax funds as they see fit and must give to abortion organizations yet states have a right to federal funds to give to illegal aliens!

Just last week, a California judge ruled that the federal government can’t even factor in a jurisdiction’s cooperation with federal immigration law as part of a points system determining the amount of law enforcement grants doled out from DOJ.

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Mars would be fucked. And wed waste fuel sending them food and water and air jordans.

This creature won't live past 60 if she doesn't diet and exorcise. Disgusting

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Every black person would die because they can't even build a civilization on the continent with the most natural resources on Earth even with free air, let alone Mars.

Beaners? Also blacks? The former are used to banging trolls and the latter will bang anything that isn't black no matter how ugly

hey /ptg/.

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Is this 4d chess? why would Trump do this

What's up bud?

POON

get it? that's poo and pussy combined

It's no wonder Ted is struggling in his Senate race, with Beto just three-points behind him in Texas. Trump is toxic and killing the GOP brand.

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ABORTION IN THE US IS OK YOU STUPID JEW. Until Ronald “Cuckolding is cool” Reagan EUGENICS as it was called was a republican platform. Put in place in all Non Southern states by Republicans.

Awe shit nigga!

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O hey Norge

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My preference is swing.

I made a quarter of a million dollars betting on Trump. Let me repeat that, 250,000 dollars. I didn't even work for it.

The future is me buying your house and throwing you onto the street so that I can store anime figures in the room you grew up in. That's your future. Joseph Smith gave me Priesthood Authority, I can do whatever the hell I want, at whatever cost to you I want, and not feel guilty. Christianity is a religion of peace but the LDS aren't. I'm allowed to kill you if you resist.

Sit down. Sit down and shut the fuck up, it's what liberals are good at. Like a good little leftist, sit down and don't complain while I cuck you. Donald Trump is a hero. He'd make a good Saint, if he could just stop with the whores.

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he looks depressed

The judiciary has been thoroughly corrupted by these marxist fucks. Honestly this can't go on without a purge eventually, one way or the other.

Le blue Texas meme

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OH NO NO NO NO

The president had a 7 point lead in Texas. Fucking ruby red Texas

blackpill finnshill is so dedicated he cant possibly be doing it for free

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we're literally at war with Tony Soprano's sister.
they're all Tony Soprano's sister

no no no put that hat back on were on the same side here my man

Not my OP (credit to the Finn), but my suggestion. Needs to be image for next thread

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No sentient human (or animal, for that matter) would fuck Ms. Jello here.

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I'm eating lunch user

I hope that pizza is VEGAN, user.

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Celibacy and marital integrity are not essential requirements for sainthood. Advancing the faith is sufficient.

Trump is popular among Republicans and Independents.

well, you know...
watching footage from the new God of War.
everybody so hyped for it, getting 10/10 all over the place.
but it fucks up Old Norse and runes so.
so, so badly.
my autism is really triggered...

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HELLO PLEASE

What has happened so far today? Please help.

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The problem is PP acting a political agent. If they would stop that shit no one would care about them. Now the other problem is the judiciary ruling that they get to decide how states use their tax money.

Mrs portobro?

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>with Beto just three-points behind him in Texas
Most Texans don't even know who this is.
t. Texan.

aren't we all in some form or fashion

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9 and you seem like an idiot. Stop posting here

lol of course

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Texas is majority non-white. Trump and Cruz have awoken a slumbering giant.

Good analogy, it's hilarious that they're JUST NOW realizing the "chaos" Trump causes is exactly what the citizens wanted. DC doesn't need to be fixed - it needs to be razed.

Cruz wrote this?

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You'll know on November 7th when he's your new Senator.

I am very sorry your culture wasn't accurately represent, like the Hellains.

ahhahhahaha

Did they at least try for some accuracy, or did they not bother at all?

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2020, year of the Cruz Missile.

nope

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Late start today?

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>Defending this garbage on the basis of 'le fuken epik darkie aborts'
A republic, you couldn't keep it

It's going to be complete shit and all those 10/10s are paid for.

Game is shit, it's not meant to be accurate, every retard loves the capeshit they did, it's meant for kids and soys.

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