Think about suicide? Consider joining the French Foreign Legion instead:
>5 years free lodging/food/training
>French citizenship guaranteed
>New French name/identity guaranteed
>Train with the hardest moftherfuckers on earth
>Get paid to shoot niggers in Africa or South America
>Become fit like a Greek god
>Stay in the legion or get an easy job later
What's stopping you from joining the French Foreign legion?
because the staff rapes you
because the french are not worth fighting for
Fighting for the French because they are too cowardly to fight for themselves , Kek.
French citizenship is not guaranteed.
Last week a former foreign legion soldier was condemned to be deported.
the guy even received military congratulations during his service.
Just wave up the white flag pussy
You fight for the jewish cause like any european army.
then after 5 or 10 years, your health is broken you can only do security in supermarket and get shot by mohamad
>What's stopping you from joining the French Foreign legion?
I thought about it for a moment, but if I werent' such a pussy, I wouldn't have suicidal thoughts in the first place.
If you're thinking about suicide it means you're a pussy unfit for the french foreign legion and you won't be accepted in.
Waterloo was won by Prussians. How does it feel that your "greatest military victory" was won by another country ?
im a fat fuck and i dont want to die for israel as a pawn. ill die for my white brethren but not for the jews who try to castrate me .
Saw a documentary about their training. Didn't seem much harder than my U.S. Army basic training desu.
The hardest part would be the Français I think.
>i don't understand why people a suicidal: the thread
yea, and get rejected so now you have a legitimate reason to go off yourself, 99.9999% of the population isnt cut out for that sort of job let alone the intensity of it
Do i get roast beef sammitches with ajus sauce to kill coons in africa? What weapons platforms do i get? How is the pay? What kind of body armour do they supply?
Dude it's the french. All you need to do is know how to surrender in multiple languages and smoke cigarettes...
why would you want to fight for an anti white government/system?
Why, when you can buy citizenship?
I think they prefer to admit former militaries because these people are already used with that kind of life.
Like the fat fuck wasters on this board would be able to join the FFL
>Last week a former foreign legion soldier was condemned to be deported.
How many goldsteins were involved in that decision?
cool ive always wanted to learn how to surrender so easily
The FFL ain't what it used to be, you'll just end up doing static site in some mudman country. They don't even accept murderers or drug dealers anymore, just not the ball bashers they were once upon a time
nope their late stage training is more like rangers
unless FFL has a PSYOP division
>fighting alongside shitskins
If I wanted that I'd just join the US army.
I'm already 30 and did 4 years in the Army as a 12B ranger. Shit was gay 2bh fampai.
It's just one giant dick measuring contest amongst leadership. I miss the brotherhood, but not the BS and nonsense every day.
Also, what good is French citizenship when France is a shithole of a country to live in?
That's a picture of a French Marine, not a Legionnaire.
I can't speak French.
>implying there isn't an easier way to get french citizenship
I dont understand, how are us citizens allowed to join this?
>Ignorant, arrogant, inaccurate advice
Oh look its coning from a no good SLAVE, shouldn't you be larping as Alexander the Great?
I looked into this for awhile as I have not many options left in my life. From what I read, its hard to get accepted. They have to know 100% that you literally have nothing else going for you. So me, a middle class white american guy would most likely get rejected.
Any male in the world 18 - 39 can try to join. You just need to show up at one of the sites. You don't have to speak french or anything and they will house, cloth and feed you. What Americans don't know is that the US military does this for spics, you're allowed to fight for citizenship if you're from mexico.
The pay is shit, France is not worth fighting for, and my country has an army that's cooler in my eyes and wouldn't rape me.
Why didn't you go Special Forces like a real man?
>Being a soldier
>In this day and age
Your better off doing sabotage ops alone.
You can do way more damage if you remain invisible.
but there are no 12B in the 75th Ranger Regiment famalam.
Come on, Philippe Melembe Okwele Yele why the fuck you lying?
Regiments report in.
82nd airborne
Cuck legion
Suicide
No difference there. Except you fight for a jewed state so you are better off killing yourself.
Or you could grow a pair and start a revolution. Strongest weapons are revolutionaries, remember that.
I’m fairly happy with my current citizenship.
>willingly fighting for the government of a nation that imports rapists and murderers from impoverished third-world shitholes, gives them free lodging/food/voting rights and then turns a blind eye whenever these rapists rape and murderers murder your own citizens with impunity
joining my own country's military would be the same thing, and i wouldnt have to learn faggy frog speak
actually the opposite.
they prefer young people with no prior mil experience, so they can shape them in their own way.
You get the shittiest jobs imaginable.
The French don't sent their natural born to go do all the undesirables jobs.
That will now be YOUR new job.
Its not rape if you enjoy it.
>the same IQ level that thinks all of England is like London
We are fucked but there's no need to exaggerate microcosm into macrocosm.
You forgot smell like garlic, shit on the street, and have multiple affairs with women and men
This. They want people with prior military experience from shit tier countries. They won't take a normal westerner because you have so many other options.
yet you allow millions of arabs into your country for nothing in return.
>the state of the west
>12B ranger
Go on...
They want guys from the balkans, slavic immigrants, arabs etc. And yes you will get the worst jobs, most likely in africa. But they train you in corisca and pay you like $1,500 + free rent and food so thats pretty fucking cool.
I never implied I was talking about Paris.
unironically true and the best advice, just do a breivik plus you get to play wow too
Because I’m a fat and lazy burger eatin mother fucker.
French is literally one of the most sophisticated, beautiful languages. English shares over 3000 words with French (any word ending in ion eg abortion, nation etc). Such words are spelled the same, pronounced similarly. But you probably can't speak English really, either Pedro. Have fin in your "parking lot"
i rather make a buck from war then joining one.
>>Get paid to shoot niggers in Africa or South America
I'm sold, where do I sign?
Talking by experience? Don't enroll in you're a beta, moron
>the doctor sticks his finger up your ass during the medical
>he also grabs your cock and balls and directly looks into your eyes and asks if you're gay
no thanks ill take suicide, you homo
All french people are gay faggots. Not hard ass at all.
>French citizenship is not guaranteed.
My respect for your country just took a hit.
did he fuckup after discharge?
>Think about suicide?
Yeah, they won't take weak faggots like that.
You'll be working and living with a bunch of retarded 3rd worlders for 5 years doing shitty jobs in the bush for France.
I think the highest pay is like $1,700 for officers and about three times more on deployments. It's honestly shit, a lieutenant in the Polish army actually earns only slightly less (about $1,400) and we're supposed to be a much poorer country.
-T Mountain Jew
Fuck you not for $ 1,500
You should be better applying for your country's intelligence services. Just say that you have doxxed somebody and have been shitposting for like 10 years in different pages. No joke, this actually make us more qualified that a guy that has been studying memes in a uni for 2 years.
Says the polder faggot.
>people on this board
>in the LEGION
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>Dude it's the french. All you need to do is know how to surrender in multiple languages and smoke cigarettes...
Buddy, hate on them all you want but they helped us achieve indepedance.
I was considering this two years ago but got my GF pregnant so I can't leave this place without them.
The pay is shit but compared to what I make here and the experiences I could live, the offer is still attractive
same but how ? dont u need good connections ?
This, I've met plenty of highly educated latinos that get rejected
>shit pay
>fighting for FRANCE (are you fucking kidding me?)
>be at the mercy of Africans with seniority over you
no, just.. no
Someone basically watched a one sided documentary on the Legion and thought "hey, that sounds fun."
Oh and France is full of brown people. There's no white people left.
The mountain jew does it again.
Is that you Eli?
>being proud of getting stomped by Germans
Quintessentially French. Also greatest British military victories were the battle of agincourt, when 6 half drunk British peasants captured the entire French army with hunting bows , and the battle of trafalgar when horatio Nelson took out the entire French navy with a rowboat
Yeah I’m sure they would appreciate fat almost blind slavfuck with heart problems and diabetes
because their is no reason to train inorder to surrender
>Talking by experience? Don't enroll in you're a beta, moron
>getting raped is alpha
fag