BIN THAT HUG

This.

I'm not saying New York isn't a retarded shithole, but there's no reason your boss should be fucking hugging you

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underage b&

Between people that are somewhat personable with each other, yes

dueu est a ete est le sera

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Chad wont have this problem

Nag man way too many people like to hug. I don't like it, but it's not sexual harassment. It's just about trying to feel connected to libtards so they go around faking it, much like their 1000 Facebook friends.

>implying I'm hugging anyone
Handshakes are the absolute limit, first name is also off limits. It's work not a party.

Do moms count

The “what, no hug?” guys are the fucking worst creatures on earth

no more human interaction goy.

interacting with other humns must be regulated and restricted now.

only acceptable if your boss is hot

>no first names

other than military I don't know anywhere in the US that this happens

I guess I mostly meant that it doesn't carry the same meaning as a handshake in just about any way.

The Virgin no contact vs The Chad hugger, kisser, hand holder, shoulder patting alpha.

This has to be sarcasm... there is no way that even the radical left can actually believe this shit... a hug? Really?

[Overengineers internally]

If you are somewhat close, but people in the Midwest do even if you aren't

Don't want to get sacked?
Bin that eye contact!

how long before i need a contract to shake their hand

>illegal at the workplace
The wording implies sexual harassment is legal somewhere else.

who the fuck hugs their coworkers

1 handshake greeting when first meeting someone or when in a meeting, thats it

It is

This desu.

No idea how it's done in the US, but in Germany you usually start with formal speech when you are new, speaking to older colleagues or you just want to be polite. People will usually offer you to use informal speech, if they don't do it you don't do it.
I prefer formal speech for work, keeps the hierarchy clear and people don't feel too cozy with you and ask for favors.

i hate that we're becoming a touchless society.

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>Be me
>Work in a department that is predominantly women
>get unrequested massages
>get unrequested hugs
>get unrequested talk about sex and their relationships
>get unrequested talk about how sexist and perverted men are and how evil Trump is

Such is life in the once great white north.

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No, it's just a hug.

...Weirdos

this, you don't touch your coworkers outside an initial handshake.

Lmfao

In the US you get on a first name basis asap unless its with someone with supreme power, like if youre a junior level person and a high ranking executive comes around theyre "Mr. Noseberg". Everyone else is first name basis. Even the head of your department tends to be first name

Ever thought about doing a reversal?
Reporting anonymously to HR?

...

There are so many other books we could have made the world into.

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I think other than the Japanese, Americans leave the largest amount of personal space between themselves and the other person, and initiate physical contact the least. We're friendly, but plz don't touch us we're sensitive. Arab countries conversely leave the smallest amount of space between them, and initiate the most physical contact.

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>2d boss
>doesnt hug you
feels bad

>other than the japanese
have you seen images of "finnish bus stop"

why the fuck would you ever hug a coworker

I remember one time Hilldawg gave me a hug then slipped her hand down the back of my pants and inserted her pinky into my anus.

You’ve definitely not been to a business dinner or anyone worth your next 30 generations worth of income combined

don't forget about the period talk

It’s done the same here but in formal corporate environments that NEETs don’t experience

(and that was a good thing)

THIS

Underrated

Because weird perverts want to feel your boobs skwoosh.. and put their greasy hands on you before retiring to the mens room for a quicky jizz

>not hiring Kikestein the lawyer to negotiate every interaction with another human being

This thread could dovetail with this other thread:

mes yeux ...

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what are you, gay?

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next time a woman hugs me I am reporting her for rape

This
Nothing changed
It’s always been like that
Comes full circle to attractive privilege
Wallow in pain as they select who deserves to not be dwindled down by HR bullshit
Couldn’t be more perfect
The left literally became the ultimate nazi group

Tfw when hot female boss always wanted to hug and put her boobs into it.

That won't work, only white men can rape.

My boss is my dad though
Don't you hug your dad?

horseshoe theory is real

I can't remember the last time someone hugged me...

>be me but not "me" (you)
>the other me
>be me
>also work in department predominantly women
>also unrequested massages
>also unrequested talk about sex and their relationships
>also unrequested talk about how sexist and perverted men are and how evil Trump is but not the Trump part this is an old job and this is a flashback
>bitches be touching my hair
>get booty grabbed in break room by thirsty negresses
>have tall qt blonde sitting one desk over
>hit it off because we like guns and trucks and America
>get moved to the other room because we were "getting too friendly"
>listen to women talk about buttsex
>qt blonde moves away
>have buttsex with braaaaphog from work
>call boss a cunt and quit

Such is life in la isla de creatura

>tfw just saw this advert on the subway except with "it's just flirting" instead of a hug
>under the ad stood a jew reading a book about how Jews were responsible for the communist revolution in Russia
>next to it sat a fat Hispanic bum
Please just end my pain I don't want to be a Jew Yorker any more

I think it’s just an Jew York and Commiefornia thing

bump

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Sounds like you're just a cuck. you bend over and spread your language. yes sir mr smith sir you may indeed call me john sir you don't need to use my last name sir I am nothing compared to you mr smith sir I am not worthy of using your first name sir.

How are you not supposed to feel tits when giving a hug?

>anyone worth your next 30 generations worth of income combined
There's literally nobody alive that wealthy
t.alsoprettywealthy
We're a bunch of slimy salesmen by nature though, if we can't get on a first name basis with you then we just aren't trying

No. All joking aside, this image is shockingly close to the truth

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I take it back this is the way it was being the only guy at PetSmart when I was in college
The things I've seen
The things I've heard
I've never wanted a threesome less in my entire life
Women shouldn't be in contact with other women

>jew york
Found the problem

>tfw just committed 4 sexual assaults on women today in the office

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Average wage, 50 year working life, 1.5m, mult. by 90 est 3 kids per generation by 30 gens, $135mil

Is de Blasio trying to outdo Sadiq Khan?

It’s up or down
You force your ideas on the world
Or
Shut the fuck up and take the globalist dick
No left or right you fucking sheep

Free massages don't sound bad at all. Even if it was a dude. Well maybe not a dude. But an old lady.
I just like having my back rubbed.

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Hah, oh wow. I stand corrected. Finns are more autistic than Americans and Japanese.

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>It's just a handshake.

It is kinda sexual so it should stay away from those not directly involved with the hugging. It's something to do in private or maybe in public but not in organizations and schools.

>Make it so people are petrified of showing any natural humanity

This is what life is like under Jews.

Roflmfaoooo

I love it

END SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

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But it's only natural that you are polite to your superiors, the same applies to people that are under you in the hierarchy (in that they have to be polite to you).
If you are on equal footing with your colleagues it's up to you how you call each other but you've still got the right to choose.
It's important to make it clear who is the boss and who isn't.

Hugs are usually just between male/female female/female relatives.

Nuke us already China

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shhhhhh just go with it rapist

call me crazy, but you just know they're going after the unexpected finger in the anus next.

i agree

Good to see them crack down on the ol' "Hug n Tug"

Nasty shit

Physical sexual harassment sure. But most construction workers are guys so we just shit talk each other

segregate men and women