/ptg/ President Trump General - You Don't Get to Bring Friends Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>The Trumps & Abes have a second dinner 4/18/18
youtu.be/gLjOuA-_2K0
>Pres Trump/bff PM Abe hold Press Conf 4/18/18
youtu.be/ZzjF0sHSAzI
>Pres Trump working lunch w/bff Abe 4/18/18
youtu.be/T1tqyNv3cGA
>President's Adv Council on Africa Biz 4/18/18
youtu.be/_CAkAJjQThM
>DHSSec Nielsen updates on Border wall 4/18/18
youtu.be/VPf3WmjCPfM
youtu.be/PWmBbkJc3k0
>StateDep Officials @House FAC on ME Policy 4/18/18
c-span.org/video/?444090-1/
>WH Video: Is-Ra-Hell 70th Independence Day 4/18/18
youtu.be/JNfBOBeqma8
>WH Video: VP Pence @34th Space Symposium 4/18/18
youtu.be/E1UVsXuYMS8
>WH Video: Pres Trump meets w/bff PM Abe 4/18/18
youtu.be/ZdYx3yWV8UA
>UNSC Briefing on Syria situation 4/18/18
youtu.be/_rW26JnVK7o
>UNSC Briefing on OPCW report on Attack in Salisbury 4/18/18
youtu.be/tlcYtHajg_0
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on yemen 4/18/18
youtu.be/q5UiBvR-_bM
>Pres Trump OpEd on Economy 4/17/18
archive.fo/bcUvd
>The Trumps & Abes have dinner 4/17/18
youtu.be/d8tpD-diEhA
>The Trumps & Abes walking about 4/17/18
youtu.be/s_arbaB9s6Q
>Pres Trump Presser w/bff Abe 4/17/18
youtu.be/GDi7UMhCyFw
>Pres Trump bilat w/bff Abe 4/17/18
youtu.be/4vBD9tX7b1c
>Pres Trump welcomes bff JPN PM Abe to Mar-A-Lago 4/17/18
youtu.be/Co-oBXc1kgc

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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WHAT THE FUCK

BOLTON IS... a putin puppet???

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Previous Thread:

lol

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MAGA

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awoo thank you for baking

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Little update on the Krassenfags.

So they have some more views and several videos have JUST over 1,000 views... but others are stuck on like 52, 54 etc.

Almost as if someone is amateurishly and time-intensively hitting refresh to pump up videos and then stopping once they're over 1,000.

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What is with Kim's hair

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Peak performance m8; this man WORKS.

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>Lotta loyalty for a hired gook

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Comey says there is no deep state, which confirms there is indeed a deep state.

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RUDY RUDY RUDY

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Could you hat this?

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Comey memo has officially been sent to Congress

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My president is T H I C C

>I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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Good post.

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UNDER THE BUS?

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Baked Alaska is currently striking out in a new direction with a new channel, and is becoming trans (transitioning to male). If you need the URL of his new YouTube Channel, since Baked has no Twitter, go find the nearest alley, ask and make sure the hobo living there has AIDS, flip him over, and just fist his ass good and deep. Pull out a big wad of hobo AIDS shit and fling it at the wall. Baked's new channel URL should show right up, in Comic Sans font.

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>Lordy, I wish there wasn't a deep state!

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ATTENTION: A retarded bong and somebody else made 2 extra threads. This was a one off bake, you can recycle those.

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FUCK THE ADL
the ADL has a social justice snitching line and we're weaponizing it against them, for any anons interested
bump

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fucking hell 3 way split

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Are those the baker codes in the case ?

Who cares.

please pol... have a heart.... our govt should pay for his healthcare

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He could use a hat

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FUCK YOU FOR SPLITTING (AGAIN) YOU MEMEFLAG PIECE OF SHIT. I SAID I WAS BAKING DIDN'T I?!

Recycle or migrate or whatever

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It is because of men like him that medicine progresses.

The Council of Bakers would never give up the baker codes.

So his plan was to nuke the US, so a neoconservative double agent. Great fantasy.

The Joe has won.

TESTUOOOOOOOOO

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About time. Comey and McCabe are both fucked now. The longer this Mueller farce continues, the more of these fags will fall.

Is Tucker out sick again. and if so whos filling in?

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I'm an old baker, but my codes still check out.

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MAGA

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Steyn hopefully, and not kilmede

>that leftypol LARPer tried using scare tactics
>didn't work
>ended up inadvertently making a new meme
>just disappears in shame

lmao

These 2 have the potential to be lolcows.

Trump is in Key West right now, any chance he comes to Pensacola?

pastebin is updated

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump remarks @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/VY1T5EZzwuE
>Pres Trump returns to Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/er6ehH0aLMs
>Pres Trump departs Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/OKLjmFA4LeI
>Crowds waiting for Pres Trump @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/KyXuBde42GM
>Pres Trump arrives in Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/NvcUYlrgflU
>Pres Trump departs Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/5R9rNva0_tc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Colombia 4/19/18
youtu.be/r_cj3fAaE44
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana, JSDir LtGen McKenzie) 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444304-1/
>Navy/Marines Readiness Hearing @Senate 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444010-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/19/18
youtu.be/MaaxD2giLVE
>IntDep Video: National Park Week 4/19/18
youtu.be/kZTeYLfAwC0
>WH Video: Pres Trump speaks @Tax Cut event 4/19/18
youtu.be/vzugn4RjmrQ
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes bff PM Abe 4/19/18
youtu.be/MXceAzN_mD8

anything else?

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WHAT THE FUCK WHO WAS THE RETARD THAT MADE ANOTHER THREAD

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EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

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Anyone watching Fox Jews rn?
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Barron= Paul. He will rid the world of darkness

They're already totally ineffective lolcows.

stop posting awoo images you canadian faggot

why is Merkel dressed like army man

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INFINITE /ptg/S

>168782552
What are you gonna do about it?

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haha not a chance Trump is too comfy in his beach front fortified chateau

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT!

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Kilmeade tomorrow. Probably Steyn tonight

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I wonder what will happen to the "not my president" crowd should Trump succeed with North Korea. It must clash with their ideological world view.

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They're just irrelevant cucks at this time, not full fledged lolcows.

Well fuck, Bloody dropped the ball on that one.
I was helping my dad out.

The posting rate of /ptg/ is hard to anticipate when new threads will be needeed
>first 30 posts in 1 minute
>then a long stretch until 250
>then stall
>Then post bomb after 295 posts
>Any happening or (You)bait post can throw off calculations by a mile

Haha how is saying we control the weather racist? Idiotic but not antisemitic

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definitely not watching with kilmede on desu

Based Berlusconi doesn't give a motherfuck.

Noice

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Why did FOX News suspend Tucker? Was he also a Cohen client?

See:UN memeflag split, I was "slow" (emergency phonebake) and 2 other retards didn't announce baking.

Migrate to next.

What was /ptg/ like on election night?

Picked up some good ones up in the past couple hours; come pick up some redpills to drop where convenient.

Here's a transcript of Trump's statement on Syrian airstrikes last week.


redpill thread

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Wew
No wonder CIAniggers push stormfag bullshit on here so much - imagine if black people collectively realized the role that Democrats have played in perpetuating cultural slavery via the welfare state.
Marketing us as white supremacists isn't to shame us (useless), it's to scare away the people who were even more fucked by social engineering than us huwite folks. That would be very, very bad news for the party that "champions" diversity...

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>why is the commander of the german armed forces in uniform
Hows highschool treating you redditors? Sure is summer in here

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Probably the best night i've ever sent on Jow Forums.

Remember that one day where e*a sperged out and there was like 8 threads in the fuckin catalog

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IM with baked the kumite keeps bring that faggot scrubs on the most unfunny person on earth.

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>He doesn't get the new codes daily
Breaking! Leaked photo of the Baker Council.

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A total shit show.

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Trick question, we were still /tg/ then.

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Chaos. Threads lasted like 2 minutes.

RECYCLE THE BRIT ONE AFTER!
LET THE OTHER TWO SLIDE TO 10!

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>IG has sent a criminal referral of McCabe to the U.S. Attorney in Washington DC
>Rosenstein told Trump he’s not a target in Mueller, Cohen Probes
>Rudy Giuliani joining Trumps legal team
>DOJ released Comey memos to Congress

Just in case you missed anything today. a lot happened.

it was fantastic, though i was stressed out when it took forever to call Fl

The blacks who understand what the Dems have done to them refer to the Democrat Plantation. It's a pretty good meme to be fair to them

Awoo!

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>big ole african lips
no thanks

I wonder if Any of them even checked the pastebin

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I won't do what you tell me

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>a random lawyer can read these memos and leak em to the press
>Congresspeople must enter a secret room with a a suitcase handcuffed to their arm to view it

Glorious.

Hes a Nazi and Russian spy
youtube.com/watch?v=eylOXNUeMW0

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I did. I ain't no amateur.

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>filename
Never gets old, lads

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When are the hangings?

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