It’s happening! For really reals

>3.6
Nigger I've been over 9000 3.6's, that isn't shit

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Which country can we thank for finally finishing the job? A nuked Detroit would be an improvement.

Detroit is one of th number one targets due to Ford, GM, and Chrysler. We have a lot of production facilities/headquarters in one area. We also manufacture the M1 Abrams just a few miles north of Detroit. If full out nuclear war were to occur, we’d be toasted in the first batch of nukes sent here.

Michigan here, 30 miles from Detroit. Literally nothing is happening.

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>3.6

Most people wouldnt even feel a 3.6. OP is a faggot

sheboons wlking in unison tend to cause quite the quakes sometimes.

I'm 1km from it, it was literally like someones BBQ exploding next door

Agreed

The Detroit Arsenal hasn't been used for tank production in over twenty years. All of the Abrams are made in Lima now.

quakemaps reported it on leaf side..
leafs are attacking with quakes REEE

It was loud as fuck and shook pretty decent.

that's in canada you tard

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dae nuclear war?! xDDDDDDDDDD

Yes, however it still has the capacity to build them from my understanding. I’ve also seen several Abrams being loaded on trains there in the last couple years.

The earthquake just flew over my house

Please nuke Phoenix
Asu is cancer

Quick someone make an earth kangz thread. EARTH KANG EARTH KANG DO NOT COPY

Colchester Ontario, population 2000.
Deceptive Ruskies are really mixing it up. 8D chess confirmed.

a nuke would only improve Detroit.

>chaos theory: nuke rebuilds detroit

> Possible Russian Nuke detonated in Detroit river
What level of shilling is this?

Bullshit. I'm outside detroit and I didn't feel shit.

I felt it. I am in southern ontario

Hell, I farted a 3.7 last night.

3.6! Ive farted harder than that

>Nuking Detroit
>Nobody even lives there anymore and it looks far worse than a city that has been nuked

Yeah. Your shithole, former "city" isn't relevant anymore. Fucking deal with it.

deep state secret war in dumbs.

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A nuke to Detroit is exactly what will fix the problem.

boomers fuck off

Detroit being nuked is for the good of humanity
Seriously if it did actually happen no one would feel bad

Well, I guess it DID happen. But I'm about 18 miles north of detroit and I didn't feel shit.

clickondetroit.com/news/metro-detroit-shakes-after-36-magnitude-earthquake-hits-canada

I'm right by Detroit. I'd be dead if it were a nuke.

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Russia dosent have done anything.

Ban this cunt

Oh my God! The damage from the Nuke is worse than we thought!

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never really thought about how close toronto is to detroit.

it's like putting ice cream shop next to active volcano

Oh shit, we're not supposed to talk about our Putin master!
Now we're going to the gulag for sure!
DAMMIT!

this lmao
i dont even feel 3.6's

even a fuckin aucklander wouldn't cry about a 3.6

nice location faggot, see you in mexicantown spic

200mi away and you can still smell Detroit from T.O or that could be Sarnia and Hamilton too

Of all the cities to nuke, the one that would be least noticed after being nuked

Nothing lost.

US government is not talking about this shit.

>It’s unveiled that Russia has unmanned sub capable of making it to any US coast and detonating.
>Russia wants to show United States just how serious there new weapon is.
>Russians manage to navigate the sub all the way to the Detroit river through canals and rivers.
>Detinate a non-nuclear bomb safely in the deepest part of the Detroit river.

US intelligence is literally shitting their pants right now.

Trump is furious and his cabinet is doing everything in their power to prevent him from tweeting about it.

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>his cabinet is doing everything in their power to prevent him from tweeting about it
this made me laugh because it's way too believable

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I’m in Canton and didn’t feel shit.

amusing, yet very unlikely scenario

Guaranteed it's the Russians or Iranians working for the Russians

Bump

>Nuke detonated in Detroit
Yes please.

Those maps are ancient do not reflect current times.

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Check the seismo, there's a DUMB under you faggot.

checked
any sauce for this?

In Canada?
More specifically a town with only 2000?

Fake and gay. We didn't get nuked. I'm down the road from the Detroit river.

Not a nuke, a conventional bomb. Just to let everyone know they made it inland.

>3.6
fss fucking amertures

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I wish they did nuke niggerland. Chicago too. Fuck it

*Earf

Mempfrica TN too

>3.6 magnitude earthquake felt in Michigan just outside of Detroit.
>Possible Russian Nuke detonated in Detroit river.
Amazing. You go from earthquake to Russia in one leap.

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No thats a 100 megatons torpedo, fucks up your day bigtime

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would be funny

>Being this retarded

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More underground bases getting demo'd? Sweet

you better hope this is bullshit you fucking nigger

>Is it the new drone sub????

It has a 100 megaton yield.

You'd be hearing about more than a little EQ, my man.

kek
what movie is that?

You can thank the Russians later if they nuked Detroit

A nuke would be an improvement. Detroit is nothing but niggers and muslims.

we're talking about earthquakes not dicks

Michael Moore just took a dump

dude it's current year +3 now. Not 1940.

Fuck off faggot. There are 5 million people in the Detroit metro area. Its the tenth largest metro with the most engineers per capita.

not for long

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Ypsilantifag here. No nukes to report. OP's faggotry confirmed.

Kentucky Fried Movie, can't you read?

OP objectively deserves a ban

Any earthquake would make that shit hole look better.

>Nuking Detroit
That would be a waste of a nuke, the Russians aren't that stupid.

jesus christ you're retarded

The lastly mines collapsed