/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LYIN WEASEL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump remarks @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/VY1T5EZzwuE
>Pres Trump returns to Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/er6ehH0aLMs
>Pres Trump departs Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/OKLjmFA4LeI
>Crowds waiting for Pres Trump @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/KyXuBde42GM
>Pres Trump arrives in Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/NvcUYlrgflU
>Pres Trump departs Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/5R9rNva0_tc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Colombia 4/19/18
youtu.be/r_cj3fAaE44
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana, JSDir LtGen McKenzie) 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444304-1/
>Navy/Marines Readiness Hearing @Senate 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444010-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/19/18
youtu.be/MaaxD2giLVE
>IntDep Video: National Park Week 4/19/18
youtu.be/kZTeYLfAwC0
>WH Video: Pres Trump speaks @Tax Cut event 4/19/18
youtu.be/vzugn4RjmrQ
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes bff PM Abe 4/19/18
youtu.be/MXceAzN_mD8
>The Trumps & Abes have a second dinner 4/18/18
youtu.be/gLjOuA-_2K0
>Pres Trump/bff PM Abe hold Press Conf 4/18/18
youtu.be/ZzjF0sHSAzI
>Pres Trump working lunch w/bff Abe 4/18/18
youtu.be/T1tqyNv3cGA
>President's Adv Council on Africa Biz 4/18/18
youtu.be/_CAkAJjQThM
>DHSSec Nielsen updates on Border wall 4/18/18
youtu.be/VPf3WmjCPfM
youtu.be/PWmBbkJc3k0

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AWOO

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AWO-

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Nuke Massachusetts!

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why does everybody think i don't have a job

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FUCK YOU IAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ITT are pot heads and druggies. Makes me sick.

Jonathan Chait has a Twitter. Just saying.

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AWOOOOOOO~

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Anything important happen today lads? I'm just getting here.

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Liberals suck and I can’t wait to march on their cities and stronghold

Cause you're a junkie

What do you do for work?

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The memos are shit.
All that fucking hype from EVERYONE over a bunch of nothing.

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Junkies can’t hold down a job for long

Fuck off anime dweebs

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i construct things

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God-damned fucking Communists

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"drug addict" is not a job

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hey i never understood the whole Admiral Mike Rogers thing. Can someone give me the quick rundown?

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But why?

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Comey's nose just grew 10 feet longer.

Its okay user, you got gibs right or so ive heard.

Anyone got any pics to use for a pic where I bash Democrats as pedophile enablers?

drumpf

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Reminds me of my Grandpa when a pest pissed him off.

I can't wait to kill shits like you for fun

cause you sure as shit don't have real friends or a life or a typical routine or discipline or anything going on for you.

>Comey book only draws hatred from everyone
>Comey memos out him as a giant faggot and make POTUS look clean
Thanks Jim! Baaahahahahaha

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FUCK GEESE

>firing a FAMAS with a deployed bipod from a standing position

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Ever meet a Jewish Flip??? I’ve only meet 3 Jewish people under 45

CHUMP DOO DOO THE FUCK OUT

DRUMSHITS ARE FINISHED

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another piece of trash

>what's this dealer preparation fee?

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because taking drugs and holding a job down is typically mutually exclusive

>march
>not BURN down
user, I am disappointed in you. In reality just blockade them.

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i have friends but you're right aside from that

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PRESS F

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fair enough lad

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relax it's a duck not a goose

Nah, just the NZ poster. He's a waste.

Carpenter or contractor?

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How's Comey right now lads

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but you're the one with the mutilated dick, you stupid slave to jews

THAT'S GOING INTO THE DATABASE

Rot in prison, faggot

AKA make garbage “art” and try to sell it at the Aussie flee market

Nixon literally did nothing wrong. The exact same Marxist institutions that successfully performed a coup in Nixon, tried to recreate their magic on Trump. Except two things: 1) he fought back and 2) those marxist institutions are all rotted to the core, with little modern influence.

They LARPed so hard, and miserably.

Design or labor?

carpenter right now

:')

Next Trump rally when?
I need it.

Dunno if he's a flip but he looks jewish with curly hair last name Weinstein.

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>Pokemon is not anime

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who the fuck is this. Someone kick this guys ass

MAGA Praise kek, my felllow redpilled pedes!

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WEINSTEIN!!!

It’s clear trump is a Zionist puppet now. Why do you faggots still support him?

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>Obama and Bush both were begging and pleading for some kind of talks, ANY kind of talks to happen with NK
>both accomplish nothing in 8 years
>Trump gets a face-to-face, leader-to-leader discussion set up in just two years

If Trump declares war on Canada I would sign up immediately

Suicide watch.

If I pretended to be a gay dude who just can't stop sucking dicks, would you fags give me as many (You)'s as you are giving to that junkie kiwi? Because for some reason you guys just can't stop replying to him for days and days.

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Not with THAT attitude.

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fuck

I’ve gotten what I wanted

Go to sleep!

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Normally, I'd condemn any kind of animal abuse; however, it was a Canadian goose. So...

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Look for "creepy Biden"

you're fucked. and getting annoying. I'm beginning to think you were better when you were using desu

It's like a omen for Britain as a whole.

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>the Marxist rot was so powerful that it made the Marxists themselves weak
Scary.

>Rudy coming in to shit on Mueller and end his witch-hunt
>Dems projecting interracial rape fantasies onto Cohen
>Neocons mad Trump and Mattis don't want to stay in Syria
>Mccabe on suicide watch (probably literally if 2 shots to the head is still suicide)

Not well.

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F

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oh no surely this is the end of drumpf

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He had to repeatedly put the rifle down on a table and then pick it up again, it was quicker to have it standing upright on its own on the bipod. He had the fastest time in the classic division.

Thou shalt not second guess gun Jesus.

I think the answer lies in your personality/behavior. Wanton behavior expresses immaturity and irresponsibility and this doesn't help that you do drugs so easily. You can consider it projection which it is but it's usually spot on.

>168797265
>1 canadian
>2 americans
Why don't you niggers go back into making your global warming threads?
Fucking useless idiots.

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He's just mad that Trump is doing something other than give Noko aid

hes not worth the bullet he needs in his head

No. It has to be a stock pic.

>daily intelligencer
I can smell the Rick and Morty T-shirt and Drumpf hat

yeah i'm probably going to kill myself soon so it's alright

They shit everywhere. Fucking a mess.

i want to pat you all on the head in a gentle manner and then slip a crumpet into your back pocket as i give you a cuddle

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>168797265
proofs?

closest thing i got

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Aww thanks

They put a sticker on the vehicle and charge you $1000 for it

Muslims don't like dogs

It’s an omen, the Queen’s death approaches and the United Kingdom with it

Take the Iron pill.
Take the reading pill.
Take the red pill.

Get off the black pill ;[

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>leak it last year
What's the difference now?
I just dont get it.

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Kim jong il literally refused to meet with Carter

>go fishing in a river with grandpa
>catch a turtle
>show grandpa
>takes out his knife
>what are you doing?
>slices the turtle shell open from leg to leg
>throws it back in river
>why grandpa?
>he broke my hook
>served in vietnam and korea
War Never Changes.

Basically shipping and handling, pay for employees, and other dealership costs. There's not a whole lot of profit baked into a new car and those costs have to be paid for. Most profit comes from used car sales by the way.

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