Be Uruguay

>be Uruguay
>90% white
>one of the best economies of the region
>but surrounded by a continent full of sandnigger shitholes
>you have 3.500.000 inhabitants
>sandniggers are 422.000.000
>they want a job
>they want to steal pussy from whitey

How can Uruguay survive, Jow Forums?

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They can't, also don't they have large african population?

why don't you use commas like normal people...

The racial composition in Uruguay is the same as in Buenos Aires: 60% "white" (Italian/Spanish) and 40% mestizo creaturas.

We can't, mainly because we have a lefty govt.and no real nationalist right. The furthes right are neocons afraid of speaking agains inmigration and fags.
Also, we are recieving a lot of indoctrination from the media and the ususal weak lefty traitors and retarded whites. "we are a country of inmigrants and shieet". I see a dark future for us. We have already a good amount of dominicans and arabs.

I would say 70% and 30%, and only in the capital. The people from de countryside are mostly white.

No, we don't.That's why our media is calling us racist now. Becaus we ask for visas for africans.
Also they call us xenophobic because 70% of the people don't want more foreigners, except euros.

Because literally the whole world except burgerland uses dots instead of commas

>but surrounded by a continent full of sandnigger shitholes
What did he mean by this?

???

Uruguayans are the laziest faggots of them all, you clearly never met one.

It means that you are a nigger faggot

>Vote socialist policies
>Literally so progressive it is basically SA Sweden
URUGUAY
YES

Dale porteño, dejate de joder y sacá a todos los bolitas y los nigerianos que tenés cagando la calle en el medio del microcentro.

BSAS is the dirtiest city i've ever set foot on.

Sadly true. The other day there was a talk against LGBT shit and the politicians (left and right) started with the usual " ohh my god, hate speech, ban ban ban". These are dark days for us.

Uruguay could be great, but it never takes off, and it is not because of their neighbors, but because they are full of communists. Just ask any uruguayan what they think about their leaders. Have said that, it is still the comfiest place in this hemisphere.

Uruguay more like Ur a gay
amirite

Me encanta ver fachos wannabe de Uruguay shitposteando acá. Uruguay es el mejor país, si no lo ves andate a un paraíso capitalista, jajaja

>one of the best economies of the region
The country is a poor Italian shithole just like Argentina

My non-white country is full of Uaregayans begging for a job

I'm from Uruguay and I would love for it to get more heterogeneous instead of the current state. Population needs to grow. I'm proud of how the country is evolving state-of-law wise

I don’t care about that shithole continent, anything that happens there is your fault for not exterminating the natives

No really, In the capital maybe 10% of black people at most and maybe 20% race mixed (Jow Forums's worst nightmare! hahaha). In the rest of the country, almost all white

45% atheist

We are not lazy, we are just not wage slaves and money monguers like capitalistic pigs. Learn from us

You need land to be successful you moor fuck. With the exception of Argentina that has lots of useful land yet a shit ass economy.

Also, i just want so say something that nobody knows about my country.

We have 600.000 firearms registerd by civilians. Plus many many that are not registered (they are not all owned by criminals, just normal people who does not want the govt knowing what guns they have). Thats 1 in 3 uruguayans. Since we have a ratio of 1 to 3 males to females, it means almost all men in this country are armed.

Until 2004 (before the fucking lefties) you could go to any armory with ID and buy a gun, no background check.

This.

They seem to act and talk in slow motion. That makes them look a bit dim-witted tbqh.

Uruguay has taken off already. My leaders could be better of course but looking round in SA I'm quite happy with my share

Top kek, what a lie. I'm in Chile and they all are hard about my european-looking face, and they all automatically think I'm from Argentina. They are not used to Uruguaians living here

>1 to 3 males to females

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Sacá la memeflag, pedazo de mierda. SI querés más población, necesitamos que los uruguayos tengan más hijos, no negros del orto del medio del caribe.

Otra cosa, pelotudo retrasado mental, nosotros somos un paraíso capitalista, subhumano idiota miserable.Por qué no lees sobre Balcedo, un "sindicalista" con 30 propiedades, ferraris y porches, con un valor de 43 millones de dólares.

Eh? pedazo de un imbecil inservible. Porqué no lo decís al frente que reparta esa guita, negro del orto decerebrado.

Por qué los senadores del frente andan en 4x4 eh? zapallo, por qué no andan en bondi como todo el mundo? Pelotudo. Hacenos un favor a todos y matate,

Don't tell people how based ya'll niggers are or they'll rush in and ruin it.

Will my mutt friends and I have a good time if we visit?

Looking forward to hear from you guys. Also, cringe meme flag.

>non-country only has relevance because of funny name

They have legal weed and degenerate lefty girls. You will feel at home, hombre.

Was there in 2007 Can confirm and its a great country... my advice is keep your secret and tell everyone its a shithole or it WILL become one in a very short time if popular.... best places I know I always tell people its a craphole.. dont go there...

Wait, what? There are three grils in Uruguay for every lad?

That has to be false, right?

Uruguay ia a socialist shit hole, you can't even buy a car there without the government allowing you to

Así que estás en Chile, traidor inmundo, qué mierda hacés ahí si te gusta tanto Uruguay. Pedazo de mierda inútil. No se si te enteraste que el gordo travesti comunista de mierda fue procesado con prisión hoy, ´porestafar a todos sus clientes y el estado. Eh? salame.Ahi tenés tu diversidad, submental.

The rest of those countries all fell victim to Che's cock.

Literally, the commie Chad, btw.

>Since we have a ratio of 1 to 3 males to females
huh? why?

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implying we didnt

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You guys need some enrichment.

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>but surrounded by a continent full of sandnigger shitholes
Come on now, know your niggers, sandnigger live in the middle east and Europe, down here we only good jungleniggers. And Argentina is no shithole.

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UruGAY is a shithole
every single other country in the continent is an even bigger shithole than here

just carpet nuke the whole continent, wait 2000 years to fallout to wear out, and try the colonization thing again

What is Uruguay, really.

Yeah, i know, somtimes i can't hold it, because ppl thick we are a bunch of liberal fags.

Thanks man. We'll try, but we're getting fucked up already. It's the same strategy you guys had to endure a decade ago.

It's true, but not all of them are wife material, we have a lot of dirty whores. The saddest part is that they do it in secret because if ppl knew, they would never have boyfriends. That's what happens when you ive in a country with 3 mil people.

This is getting mor true by the day. On the bright side, our lefties are reatarded, so they didn't regulate cryptos. Those who are smart are making a killing wothout taxes.

There are more Uruguayans living in Argentina than Argentinians living in Uruguay.

fuck off we are full

HAHAHAHAHHA
You are an illegal alien begging for a job in a brown country

There are more Chileans living in Argentina than Argentinians living in Chile.

>tfw chilean

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Hey atleast we aren't Venezuela

Aún :')

Are you niggers far enough south that you experience a winter or is it hot all year round?

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Porteños pelotudos, vienen todos los veranos a Pta. del Este y Rocha, ajajaj pagan 20 u$D por un chorizo al pan y lo disfrutan. ajjaja submentales.

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UrRGay is just a big meme, this is a random street in their capital, it looks as bad and brown as any other place in the continent.

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>El mejor Pais
>No el Paraiso ANCAP de Peru con 90% de su economia informal y por ende fuera del estado
Es como si quisiera ser la perra del estado

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It's what would be considered a rural shithole around here.

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Thank God

There's probably the same proportion for uruguayans as we are a 15 million people country.

>tfw paraguayan

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That is Cerro, is the shittiest part of montevideo, not a rural area, fucking nigger.

>winter
Dafuq is this?

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Winter here means 25 to 30° C around the clock

We don't have snow, because we have high humidity, but we do have sub zero temperatures during the winter.

hi, ask me anything

I don't know how you people live without a winter. I was stationed in Hawaii for 3 years and I about went insane.

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The supposedly decent areas aren't any better either.
I do know it's not rural and that's why it's funny, it would be considered rural at best in a better country.
At least Uruguay is smarter when it comes to tourism compared to other SA countries, it just funnels all rich tourists into their meme tourism cities and hides the real ones like some kind of north korean facade.

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kek

It looks squeaky clean, take into consideration that this small economies are self suficient but tiny, they really don't manage that much money.

With the budget they have this is amazing, as they barely pay one truck and two guys to clean everything.

Ok, ok, now we talk. It's true what you say. They do send tourists to the coast and the nicest cities. I've never talk to a tourist who walked arround Borro o 40 semanas.

rightful hue clay

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Reddit fag.

You have an interesting definition of clean, are the standards down there really this low?

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I work with statistics and he is full of shit. right now the ratio is 49 % male 51% female

street name greece

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>Argentina and Chila
> Sandnigger shitholes
wat

It sucks, we get just a few weeks of nice cold climate.

The rest of the time it's regular hot of flames of hell hot.

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literally the opposite, everyone uses commas except for Spain

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HURRR DURRR IF IT IS SOUTH AMERICA THEN IS ALL RAINFOREST AND 40°C 24/7
ameritard education at its finest

Dude, it's a country with 3 million inhabitants. What do you expect to see? New York?

I work with NASA and the CIA niggers, and i say it's true.

Mirá el último censo pedazo de un imbecil submental. Sabés leer no? O sos un negro inutil del INE que tenemos que bancar entre los que de hecho trabajamos?

Deberían deportar a todos los negros subhumanos de Uruguay y Argentina así volvemos a la pureza rioplatense de principio de siglo XX

There's no dirt on the street, the cities aren't that big but it's still alot of territory to cover, this means people just don't trash the streets, unlike certain cosmopolitan centers that have robots that sweep every half hour.

They are

Something that doesn't look as bad as the rest of the continent would be nice.

Uruguay might be less shithole-y, but they are criminal scum.

NEVER trust an uruguayian. absolutely nigger tier savages

every shit about socialism in south american is caused by the evil amerimutt so fuck off

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Actually, never trust anyone from Latin America.
:')

Have you seen pictures of Brazil?

We can't. The country is going to shit. Commies are in power and liberalism/lefties/sjw are spreading like fire.

Business can't thrive cause the state takes a huge cuts on everything. Public safety is getting worse and the general public does not care about guns so gun rights are slowly chipped away without anyone caring or noticing.

Prices are sky high, gas is 7 usd a gallon, and a loaf of bread runs you three or four while a very good engineer makes 50 k a year before taxes, tops

We need a righteous war.


Little blacks tho, but we have 'negros' who aren't black per se, but just ghetto ass mestizos that do most of the crime here.

Ja, sabía que había uruguayos en pol pero pensé que eran gente bien no basura comunista.

t. 84 average IQ and and a seemingly pathological love of big government

There's literally nothing wrong with that pic, it's a normal street of a normal small town.

this

>southern cone
>african population

Will you ameriwalmarts ever stop being illiterate ? only caribbean countries have large african population bc those colonies were rich and had lots of resources, Argentina, Chile, and Uruguay meanwhile were too poor or too cold to have africans, ofc there were some but only rich af white people bought basically as slaves, there was no large nigger population

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>el porteño envidioso

los uruguayos son los arios de sudamerica

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This

I had a thicc chilean spanish teacher in middle school tho

You mean like this?

Or clean streets aren't enough for you, you need a 200 year old country to be full of 2000 year old architecture?

Cause Peru is like that.

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Clean Budapest streets of gypos and then we can talk.