>links
Fucking LMAOing @ your life.
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fuck me im drunk
Welcome to my life.
how are you anyway
rich as fuck
I had a massive emotional outburst earlier and although it will have seemed like I am completely mad to the person on the receiving end I feel slightly better for getting it out
When I'm in bed tonight, I guess you could say that I *do* hope to turn again, so I can maintain a good body temperature! xD
avicii died
i'm rich in feels
greentext it for catharsis
where did the ethinicity stats from 1981 come from?
been drunk since 2pm desu
>tfw you realise Hitchens is right about everything
what u drinking
>feels so hot and confused tonight, can't be sure if this is a message to me
I'm done with this place. Again.
If you see Joyce, say hello.
He might be in Tangier.
the gubbermint, its their census
imagine it lads.....
C O U N T Y I N D E P E N D E N C E
Godspeed sir
I thought they only started to include ethnicity in the census in the 90s
as of presently, soma + JD. I've been drinking snakebites, baileys and some other shit i probably don't remember. You?
fuck off with your gay shit
was drinking white wine and cider
poured 20 shots of vodka into a big glass and topped up with orange juice until it wasnt grim to drink
not a bad night then
what did he mean by this
women's suffrage was a mistake
i've ruined whiskey for myself
can't even smell it without gagging anymore
ever done that with a drink?
gees a swig ae yer lambrini hen x
theyve been keeping track since the records began in the 1600s
if you were here i would mon ami
yeah, super brews and i've done it with pills kek. i can drink whiskey no problem
someone i respected told me i was cool for downing whiskey like i did and gave me a cool nickname related to it
pills have lost their magic to me too
i'll never forget the clarity they gave me though
>brit/pol/ will never have this
link to stats?
depends how fast you wanna be unconscious desu. what pills?
>virgin cope in the old thread
sad
I like how he has a pair of scissors tucked into his body armour. Prepared.
medical scissors
1 (you) and i'll post a pic of my gf
What’s the scissors for? Cutting wires on bombs?
Shame you didn't
ecstacy
i tried coke for one night but i liked it too much if you get me
i feel like i peaked in those days in some weird way
no feel can ever compete with those feels no matter what
more into downers but i do coke occasionally if it isnt 3/4 glucose.
you peaked because of the chemicals buddy.
Cutting clothes off people with horrific injuries to prevent causing additional damage
they just did a weapons sweep of the area
I don't know, it just stuck out at me as an odd choice of utility. Maybe for first aid reasons. He could have triage training or something and carries a medkit.
i've dabbled with codeine but i'm not into it
it's sad that you can feel better because of a little pill than you would because of the birth of your son or climbing mount everest
it's like a spiritual robbery
>Westminster voting intention:
>CON: 43% (+3)
>LAB: 38% (-2)
>LDEM: 8% (-1)
>via @YouGov, 16 - 17 Apr
>Chgs vs 10 Apr
>being this mad
p**r little anonymong
>caring about mainstream politics
my bad it was the 1800s
>source
the goverment released the censuses, can get them from anywhere really, its free for all the public
I went for a drink with a girl I fancied in sixth form and basically she spent the whole night telling me to just be myself and that I'll meet someone eventually. Without any real prompting. Then she told me that she had been with loads of people but was still yet to meet the right one, so she knew exactly what I meant!
I tried explaining to her, in the straightest way possible, that I have been absolutely sure I will never find anyone since I was about 11 years old. It simply isn't going to happen. You all know this feel. She wasn't having any of it. Eventually I told her she didn't have any idea what it was like being me, and that no woman had ever told me that they loved me or even liked me.
"hurr but user what about your parents they love you"
>this is when i snapped
>told her i can't reproduce with my parents
>can't marry my parents
>can't introduce my parents to my parents
I just flipped. At this point we were walking home, thankfully, but it was prolonged. I didn't let her get a word in. She kept trying to apologise but I just got more and more angry and upset. Honestly I'd kill myself if I had it in me.
How can you still lose against May
How is that possible
Funny how people only cry about these being posted when they BTFO Corbyn
I always loved ecstacy back in the day but it started having diminishing effects
coke I find to be a bit boring
fun, but not amazing
I don't want to be cruel
but I'm finding it hard to believe this picture is real
"3. Ethnicity in England and Wales
The 1991 Census first introduced a question on ethnic group to enable private and public organisations to monitor equal opportunities /anti-discrimination policies and to plan for the future through resource allocation and provision of services."
>tfw these are the losers projecting their insecurities onto me
call me a virgin again kek
Tits or get the fuck out you whore
I wish there was an Anglo-Indian empire
I wish I was a virgin. Really I do because then I could still actually have something to aim for, because right now I've peaked. I've peaked at distant memories of sex with 2/10s.
i'm not in a headspace to give you any sensible advice or owt like that
her intentions were pure and your reaction was genuine
no lies were told
do you still like her?
you have aspergers
nah you just have major blue balls and are an absolute chode. but everything is mutable, and if you direct your life and your habits in 5-10 years time you could be unrecognisable from who you are now
@
>coalition of wealth
Show yourselves rothschild kikes
>you have aspergers
fucking this
make your own
see for me coke was a revelation that i wanted nothing to do with
ecstasy comedown was bad enough for me to do it again
I didn't know we had a flag. Caithness's flag could replace the Scottish flag and I'd be happy.
Taught best friend to pick up girls.
Dude is now dating a fucking single mother who bought him a fucking GoW PS4.
he’s getting fucking soyed isn’t he lads?
>and if you direct your life and your habits in 5-10 years time you could be unrecognisable from who you are now
also no matter how hard we have it or how "bad" as people we are, as creatures of habit we will always try to keep as much as possible the same
he is your responsibility
Depends, how old is he?
the change will only be visible from a distance so to speak
>norse flag centreing
>crow
could it be odin's crow?
FUCKING HOW?
I explicitly stated single mothers are good for a fuck and nothing more.
My age, 24
*pats*
are you a leader or not
lol she has him hooked
Ibet he gets sex as a reward for doing hosuework
Still young enough that he's just having fun, but if they're still together by 27 then that's too long.
not when the emotional leverage is there. once you hit rock bottom and you're fucking sick you cans tart to burn off your old personality like dead wood
How can Corcuck even compete?
lads whats the lowest point you've ever been at standards wise when it comes to women, I need to feel better about myself
it's funny how incoherence feels like additional clarity
Ur mum
again, not likely
this why all sorts of addicts either relapse, find something somewhat similar and do that to replace the old thing wether it's queally dangerous or not
this is why people are always stuck on some dumb shit from their past