SOSNicaragua: ITS HAPPENING Edition

quick rundown on things:
>government fucks with Social Security
>start using it as their own piggy bank
>nation-wide chimpout happens
>the army's being mobilized
>people are stacking on provisions and water everywhere
>mass gassing seems imminent

See:
france24.com/en/20180420-nicaragua-pension-protest-police-deadly-students

Any tips on how to survive a war are appreciated

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_life_(Kabbalah)
youtube.com/watch?v=hnnAk4jWNDs
myredditvideos.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Make stuff that goes boom.

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these pictures are for educational purposes only and should in no way be used or made by anyone.

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Honestly this is madness, police since yesterday stopped using rubber bullets, now they're going straight for the kill

Can you make an improvised shotgun?

remember, educational purposes. do not make.

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>Nicaragua
Does anybody really here cares about Nicaragua? I mean, what even are they? Are they people, are they monkeys? Who knows or more accurately, who cares.

Forgot to link to the old thread refer to pic related for a more in-depth rundown

thanks, this is all going to my phone and my external hard drive
I'm not really skilled with metalworks, so i think not

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That looks unsafe as fuck m8.

I am skeptical of how good an idea this is.

im just gonna repost this because its super important.

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I think that its a suicide machine

Noted
I can't actually believe this shit is happening, hope this doesn't evolve into a full-blown war

Are you going to be our new Venezuela?

theyre doing the same here fucking thiefs politicianiggers stealing SS money, 300 million GONE.
FOR FUCKS SAEK GET THEM NICA, GET THEM WITHA FUCKING SHOTGUN

don't attempt. it produces mustard gas!

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.
NO NICARAGUAN REFUGEES HERE.
OUT OUT OUT.

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Oh wow. Stay low

so from my minimal research it seems you guys can get own a gun after some sort of background check and psychiatric examination. how come it seems like most people don't have one? do they make it super hard to get or do people just not really care about guns?

I really hope not, but it seems we'll soon be
will do panamabro
Aren't you supposed to be giving tribute to the local Druglord?
it's a mix of both, guns are available, but you need to endure around 2-3 months of paperwork to get the licenses and shit plus the background check and examinations, also, not many people care about guns here

Your country is literally worse than niggeragua, shut up.

HAPPENING

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They're prohibitively expensive. The minimum wage here is

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Lack of gun culture besides "muh fuddy five glock problem solver"

is there any ms13 in Nicaragua?

guns are expensive, people need money for other things

That's actually really smart

oh shit son
I knew the chayopalos were going down
luckily, no

context: The government put 140 of these up at a cost of $25,000 each. No one wanted them and they spend 3.5 million total on them. A large percentage of that sum went into the pockets of government officials.

what are those?

i heard those are important icons

>A chingation su madreition

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ugly-ass decorative sculptures called "arboles de la vida" or commonly named "chayopalos"
just as said, they're expensive as fuck and no one asked for them

Holy shit guys the trees of life are related to the trees of life in the kaballah. From wikipedia:
> The Tree of Life, or Etz haChayim (עץ החיים) in Hebrew, is a classic descriptive term for the central mystical symbol used in the Kabbalah of esoteric Judaism.

Maybe it really is (((them)))

yuge if true
also found the wikipedia link for anyone interested
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_of_life_(Kabbalah)

We are taking them down!!!!!

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Well , you can always stay in el Salvador, or Guatemala, or Costa Rica...

OY
VEY

well fuck, good thing they are going down

Why are you guys talking about illegal shit?
I literally said don't do illegal shit in the last thread dude.... Why are you on the internet advocating for criminal activity?
Were you trained at mena?
Why are you advocating for such explicitly criminal stuff?

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This makes mustard gas.

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Any live feed, or recent video?

I know of a girl that can propell my dick into soften into a rod.

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Bad goy!
to be honest i condemn these activities, and I know these things will give the anti-gov movement a bad light but those things are hated nation-wide, they look ugly and were just huge money-sinks.
I condemn these activities but i'm still glad they're going down

Are the Sandinista Youth socialists?

It's educational leafbro
Here, have some cerveza, don't think much about it

Why is she acting like a fucking retard?

Although acting is her job, I assure you that the retardation IS NOT an act.

communists

>Are the Sandinista Youth socialists?
No, they are just retarded

The sandinista youth are currently just shock troops. I'm sure they don't care what they are, they're just acting like animals in the name of the government.
Couldn't have said it any better.

Its enraging that those pieces of junk cost 10 thousand dollars, money that could've went to the INSS

user who recommended you got to Argentina here. I'm pulling for you and will say a prayer that you survive user, may God make your hand strong in these perilous times.

You seem like you speak pretty good English, have you considered seeking asylum in the US early before the hordes of others do?

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bamp

Wait let me get you one

Mexico should get ready for more Nicaraguans

thanks user, i really appreciate it i really do
>have you considered seeking asylum in the US
I'm actually working on it, i have pretty good contacts, but i'll prefer sticking around for longer, I want to make sure my family is safe, and help my neighbors and friends if possible

happening here too

if shit hits the fan even more in Nicaland theyre going to come here dumbass, this should worry us

Good stuff, stay safe brother

Well good luck, I worked in immigration so I can tell you that if you show any evidence of useful professional skills, ability to culturally assimilate, even a minimal amount of savings in your bank account or have good sponsors in the US it will majorly help you.

My advice is that you get to the US as soon as possible and try to bring as much family as you can over once you make a new place for them (last I checked Trump hasn't yet ended the chain migration). Don't wait around because anything could go wrong in a dozen countries which could strand you in Nica.

Immigrants like you are far more preferable to the illegals the coyotes dump on our side every day.

youtube.com/watch?v=hnnAk4jWNDs

this is some of the shit that's going on

Dropping them is doing the government a favor. It costs the taxpayers 7.8 million USD per year to keep them lit. If we drop all of them in 10 years the social security deficit will be gone :^)

>>Are the Sandinista Youth socialists?
>No, they are just retarded
Retarded or not, that is exactly the kind of people that were used in Venezuela in the beginning.
Take care guys.

these cost 25 thousand dollars?wtf??
we got some shitty bus stops that cost 2 million pesos each, with wi fi, they're just made out of cheap sheet metal
we need to enact a purge!

After all retards are really fucking dangerous

Thanks dude. Here's hoping things cool down eventually but I don't think they will.

thx

Gonna dump some webms soon. Making them now

Was going to make some too mahe

a silver chain in a canteen for 15 mins should kill all bacteria.

go into the woods and build a fort.

idk google shit

Good lets make them

>Any tips on how to survive a war
Innawoods. The answers is always innawoods. There were Russians who were able to completely ignore the revolution/ussr and just the 20th century in general by doing this.

thanks dude that means a lot,i'll try to get my family there first tho, i have some loose ends I want to settle before I fuck off from the country
got some OC saved from yesterday's march, i'll see if I can convert them to webms
noted

the resolution is shit m8 i can barely read anything

Any suggestion against the swattards?
Besides the shield and batons,they have tear gas, tear grenades, grenades, an Aks

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Get as many videos, and pictures handy about what is going on..
That is your arsenal.
Spread it far.
But be safe.

Your country is awful, no one in latinamerica likes you. You owe Costa Rica millions of dollars, your people is even uglier than mine and we have niggers. Please enjoy your chimpout, you sort of deserve it.

I receieved a lot of videos yesterday, Im going to pass them to my pc and get them to webm

We'll be watching.

Why are all these South American countries so corrupt?

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>bring gas masks
>bring clothes so you can change if they get sprayed with paint or something that they can use to identify you later
>some sort of helmet if possible
>entirely black or white clothes, avoid shinny colours
>get some kind of protection on your shoulders
>gloves
>throw back gas grenades if possible thing they launched

burn the congress it just works

For educational reasons, yes you can

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Jesus christ that is unironically terrible.

Don't come here though. We're full.

Want us to send some intervention battalions instead?

Rare flag. I visited your country years ago and stayed on the coast (Playa Negra I think?). Beautiful country.

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pls do

I think Molotovs and what are our best options rn
cant think of anything else right now
Jow Forums might have better options

Check the murdercube
I made a potato launcher to launch molotovs (it worked on the 3rd attempt)
For education of course :^)

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It's an improvised booby trap, of course it is unsafe. Especially if you are in front of it when it goes off. Which is why you tie the tripwire to the stake in front of it before you tie the trip wire to the trap.

imperialism, both european and american
throwing out the spaniards way too early, before they could establish more order in the societies
commies and burgers fucking around down there during cold war
people being too poor to give a fuck about what goes on
the instability that comes with this allows for corruption to happen, as punishment for it is rare/nonexistent

Best Guay knows all about burning congresses.

>no barrel to chamber the explosion
lmao what kind of retarded shit is this?

don't use molotovs unless you are sure you are not an idiot, bring a bar of some strong material to hit back if possible, hit legs under shields

I'll try them
Here you can buy Shotgun/shotgun ammo with a hunting license

No its not. Get the fuck out of here. America is a product of Imperialism too. Every colony EXCEPT British Colonies has been a corrupt cesspit upon gaining independence. There is a reason for that you know.

>Maybe it really is (((them)))
Seriously, when is it not?

Alright bro, your choice I hope it works out.

What is the deal with the Sandanistas right now btw are they actually unpopular? How much of the population do you think would favor a revolution due to hating the government?