Who wants their daily dose of rage? The fine fags at Gentleman's Quarterly have decided to compile a list of classics that are too " racist, sexist and, really boring"
Feel free to click on ahead for some rage Kino. But I have also summarized below:
>Lonesome Dove is too masculine and Cowboy read "The mountain lion" by Jean Cuntwriter
>Catcher in the Rye is about the pointless feelings of young men, Read Olivia a book about a rich french child instead.
>Goodbye to All is a WW1 book that makes fun of Muslim troops once, so instead fuck the suffering of ww1 and read Dispatches about something else entirely
>The old Man in the Sea, Men = Bad read The summer book about Grandma-Granddaughter relations
>The Alchemist is a waste of time about a man finding himself, read Near to the wild Heart because its about a woman instead
>A farwell to arms, Another american classic, but fuck that shit read another shitty book by a womman
>Blood Meridian isnt fun enough so read a shitty western about that isnt a classic
>The biography of John Adams highlights the genius of an American Founder, so instead read a book about Garfield dying while 1800's doctors cant save him. >Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, uses the word nigger, so read a Nigger's book instead. >The Ambassadors is boring, and we dont have a Nazi's are bad book yet so read Rise and Fall of the Third Reich >The Bible isnt the Quran so read some book about the hopelessness of the Universe >Franny and Zoey, Im just so OVER IT Read a book thats written by a woman, because woman are deeper AMARIGHT? >The Lord OF the Rings, the Hobbit was better because im a child so read Earthsea because a Tolkien knockoff is as good as the original, especially when written by a woman
>Dracula (and Frankenstein) Because fuck classic horror read a modern book about a haunted Greyhound bus!
>Catch-22, who needs the story behind the well known maxim, when you can read about an Iraqi woman who is also a translator.
>Kieth Richards memoir is about a mans fucked up life and thats dumb so read about a north pole expedition that fails. >Freedom is boring so instead read about a guy who learns to live with comunism >Gravities Rainbow is too idealistic so read the authors more depressing work about the 1970's, hey at least its the same guy >Slaughterhouse V is misogynist, read Veronica because people into a book like slaughterhouse V want to read a book about female emotions >Gulliver's travels, because Im too myopic to appreciate historical satire, read some literally who book that is more closely related to my post-modern college lit club's taste
It's sad these people hate our culture this much. The old man and the sea hits the feels everytime.
Colton Flores
Thank you I dont know how to archive
Dominic Myers
LOL well GQ can go fuck themselves, as I am able to basically quote the entirety of Blood Meridian. Most redpilled western novel that ever came down the pike.
also wtf senpai we cant right onions or basedboy anymore
Jaxson Howard
Great now my good thread will die because of the basedboy shit
John Foster
>When my grandpa pushed me to catch a trout at a fish farm, I threw the rod into the pond Good God, what a fucking pussy.
Aiden Foster
GQ is for faggots, their articles are shit bugmen read to make them feel like a "real adult".
Gabriel Thompson
what is a bugmen? I thought that was like a CIA guy?
Evan Torres
>Kieth Richards memoir is about a mans fucked up life and thats dumb so read about a north pole expedition that fails. isn't this correct though
Lucas Campbell
I wasnt going to give the author credit but thats probably the most justified
Jose Phillips
shamefull self bump
Brody Cooper
Even if some of these are correct; a publication like GQ that basically tells "bugmen how to feel like real adults", telling them to *not* read certain books, because their summaries are sufficient, is actually a huge problem. Let people read the classics and come to their own fucking conclusions.
Logan Gutierrez
>the bible >The Holy Bible is rated very highly by all the people who supposedly live by it but who in actuality have not read it
>Blood Meridian isnt fun enough so read a shitty western about that isnt a classic
Fuck this life
Nathaniel Mitchell
Blood Meridian is so fucking good.
Dominic Williams
What kind of basedsoy literally reads men's interest magazines?
Caleb Clark
Yeah I read that to and shook my head at the rampart faggotry on display.
Alexander Martin
even the liberal faggots on /lit/ are pissed off about this.
Ethan Hill
The Old Man and the Sea is a meh book when compared to the rest of Hemingway's oeuvre
Daniel Moore
>When my grandpa pushed me to catch a trout at a fish farm, I threw the rod into the pond lmao
I knew how to clean fish when I was 9 years old, and catch them long before it. I was able to catch, clean, and cook fish for my grandfather and I after he taught me.
Luis Turner
Thats hetero-normative patriarchy, and its disgusting.
Elijah Cooper
Good thing it's dying out. And that's a good thing.
Julian Thomas
I've never understood the anti-racist hate for Mark Twain when Twain was such a shameless nigger lover.
Luke Gonzalez
Because they dont read or they are so stupid that the very word Nigger triggers them regardless of context
Luis Brooks
shameless bump
Wyatt Robinson
They are right about The Alchemist. If you liked it, you are a faggot.
The book and the story they suggested for replacing Keith Richards bio is actually far more valuable for a man than listening to Keith ramble about fucking thots for playing shitty blues standard ripoffs though
