/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JAP SLAPPIN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Happy Birthday to jew know who 4/20/18
youtu.be/bwg1hzp9OCM
>VP Pence @America 1st Policies event in NC 4/20/18
youtu.be/nq_bh2kS11w
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets JPN DefMin 4/20/18
c-span.org/video/?444352-1/
>StateDep Press Brief on Human Rights (Heather, ActSoS Sullivan, Amb Kozack) 4/20/18
c-span.org/video/?444406-1/
>This Week @State 4/20/18
youtu.be/W2SUP10yWLs
>Pres Trump remarks @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/VY1T5EZzwuE
>Pres Trump returns to Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/er6ehH0aLMs
>Pres Trump departs Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/OKLjmFA4LeI
>Crowds waiting for Pres Trump @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/KyXuBde42GM
>Pres Trump arrives in Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/NvcUYlrgflU
>Pres Trump departs Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/5R9rNva0_tc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Colombia 4/19/18
youtu.be/r_cj3fAaE44
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana, JSDir LtGen McKenzie) 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444304-1/
>Navy/Marines Readiness Hearing @Senate 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444010-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/19/18
youtu.be/MaaxD2giLVE
>IntDep Video: National Park Week 4/19/18
youtu.be/kZTeYLfAwC0
>WH Video: Pres Trump speaks @Tax Cut event 4/19/18
youtu.be/vzugn4RjmrQ
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes bff PM Abe 4/19/18
youtu.be/MXceAzN_mD8
>The Trumps & Abes have a second dinner 4/18/18
youtu.be/gLjOuA-_2K0

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MAGA

YASSSS *CLAP*

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Post current mood!

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Why are Nintendrones so embarrassing, /ptg/?

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LATE FRIDAY NIGHT RAPEY TIME INCOMING

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>tfw no extremely loyal sex crazed cult leader gf who brings me other hot broads to fuck on the regular

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HE BOUT TO DO IT

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Please President Trump, don't do the same shit you did with Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl and let these niggers go out free

god canadians are fucking annoying.

NEWEST TWEET
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/987529636656697345
NEWEST TWEET
GET THE POPCORN READY EDITION

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Top kek every new photo of Hillary shows her with a brand new cast somewhere on a limb. She must be getting absolutely shitface drunk everynight.

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What did he mean by this?

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do wat

How much do you spend on supplements /ptg/?

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>NK releasing ALL American captives ahead of the summit

Shit guys, I think they're serious

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>VR
>A screen attached to your head is considered VR

>high school student is a member of the ACLU

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>you can get little shakers of the crystallized enzyme as meat tenderizer.
I use it all the time.

GET READY AWOOS TRUMP JUST DROPPED A MASSIVE AWOO!!!!

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DAB ON A NIGGA

DO

YOU

KNOW

WHAT

THAT

MEANS?

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:D

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Hes probably running the ACLU account too. Samefagging.

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she's the prettiest person I've ever seen

haha got eeeem

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I'm not sure those are the opposite of anonymous.

Notorious is close but implies a foul nature and lacks the neutrality of for lack of a better term "nonymous"

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> The secret sex cult world of Alison Mack

>it's yet another "Trump threatens to fire Mueller but actually doesn't and the liberals get worked into another seething shoot" tweet

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Do it.

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are all her injuries even real?
maybe shes just doing it now to try and get more sympathy

>implying they even allow him to run his own twitter anymore

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~$50 a month

I baked a pumpkin pie earlier. It's currently in my fridge, getting nice and cold for tomorrow.

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Based /ptg/. Awooooo

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WE MUST PROTECT MUELLER!!!
GET OUT AND FLIP THOSE GARBAGE CANS!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=QqD79kw8qw0

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>people still saying "Trump knows hes done, he's scared"

they have literally (LITERALLY) been saying this since like february of 2017

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IT MEANS MUELLER IS GOING TO BE FIRED — THEN SESSIONS AND NOSENSTEIN WILL RESIGN.

3 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE

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Nothing

Oh, I know what this means

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She's too ethnic to marry but I agree she is very attractive.

/ptg/ needs to stop getting so excited anytime Trump's tweets. He almost never follows through.

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Jesus christ can this kid learn to type properly.

David "Run-On Sentences" Hogg.

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>no mindbroken harem with genitals branded to remind them they're property

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>has repeatedly shown and said numerous people committed fucking felonies over and over and over
>Sessions STILL does absolutely nothing

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YOU'RE

FIRED

Highly amused.

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How expensive has this whole charade been?

during a serious 3-4 month period it can be several hundred dollars worth.

Regular maintainance about 100 a month

The point is not to follow through, it's to make people angry.

His 2 minutes of fame are almost up.

give me the pie!

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sad

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kek

Where did this come from?

>/ptg/ target of CP disruption campaign, either to ruin talks with NK envoy or prevent us from memeing support for Trump's impending legal counterattack
Bit concerned desu

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>implying you wouldn't

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Can you imagine having a woman voluntarily brand your initials right above her vagina? Wow. That's enough to make me cum even without sex.

many millions

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fucking hell

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>about 100 a month

Damn what are you getting?

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What kind of German would live in Greater Poland?

checked
>you now understand why colleges rejected him

kinda lonely

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NEW

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Had a sub gf who was terrified of needles, I may have threatened to get her inked a couple times to remind her who was in charge

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NEW TWEET
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/987532088302886913
NEW TWEET

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>What is fruit of the poisoned tree, Alex?

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TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

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What could you possibly spend 100 dollars a month on?

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Sound good user.

Come get it

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Sure, it upsets liberals, but it also gives his supporters false hope. It'll make him appear impotent in the long run.

he's just edging everyone right now

Frustrated with etymology

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keep dreaming Magatards

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Literal godsend

no wonder he got rejected from college. HE IS RETARDED!!!!

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Does this nigger ever sleep? Christ.

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>sanders says something everyone already knew
woah high IQ move bernie

Dat right da boinard is gowna get us back intwos dee tee pee pee deya

RUNNER

Any happenings today?