When will Jow Forums and /b/ realise that Jow Forums can alter reality on a massive scale due to the immense conflagration of collective autism that is found on this site? You guys don't realise that meme magic is serious, you can meme anything into reality by shitposting and sperging? All this stuff, all the bizarre coincidences, timeline shifts its all because of YOU! The universe is on your side, all you have to do is know that. The human psyche is god, reality is subjective. Give it a try. Anything you want. Anything we need. Meme it into existence. That is quite literally how the universe works. Dont let the kikels and ayy's get you down, this power is what they fear, and why they want you dead. Awaken.
Jow Forums is god
Jace Peterson
Ian Nelson
Slow thread day?
Aaron Brown
>When will Jow Forums and /b/ realise that Jow Forums can alter reality on a massive scale
>Why won't anyone respond to my autistic post
So lame. sage
Aaron Collins
OP is a faggot if i get digits
Brandon Rogers
it's national penis inspection weekend
Ryan Lee
u wot
Juan Lewis
Fake
I never had GF and always dream of it and always partake in feels thread
fuck you OP
also pol was wrong about mitt romney in 2012
Luis Cruz
I want cyberpunk post apocalypse
Ian Brooks
You can't meme shit anywhere because you're not funny or creative enough or good enough with photoshop, for anyone to care. This is basically The Secret: Post on Jow Forums Edition
You can meme things into affecting the actual world but that's not going to happen unless you're funny/lucky and whatever you're doing so happens to conform with what Jow Forums already thinks. Forced memes fizzle and die if no one else is behind them or sees value in them.
Joseph Williams
Carter Young
Ok then, I want to be absurdly fucking rich.
Ryan Harris
David Parker
Ayden Evans
>human psyche is god, reality is subjective.
beat it shlomo
Robert Gonzalez
Learn to read Jamal
No point desu these niggers are too dense to understand meme magic we were successfully subverted into giving up our powers
Michael Ward
If I do
Trips he’s an Onion eater
Xavier Rivera
Everyone but me gotta learn that. You don't know but Jow Forums is powerful
Oliver Allen
Mason Murphy
Enjoy ban troll
Luis Lopez
It’s around 800 active posters. Not a massive group. The rest of the visitors just lurk.
Mason Martinez
That can't be true i would know all the 800 people if that was the case
Gabriel Allen
millions of lurkers tho
Jayden Baker
To fucking autistic to realize our power.
Wyatt Brooks
How do you know this ?
Nolan Cook
Learn to read pajeet
Jaxon Jones
Millions of posters, only a few hundred thousand advance 4chin lurkers who know how to hurdle the easily startled herd of sheep that is "Mainstream Consciousness"
Juan Moore
LURK MOAR
Jordan Morgan
t. Jamal
Nathaniel Watson
An estimate based on how traffic fluctuates then I applied the formula for forums which is less 2% of unique visitors will be active posters.
You must also reduce the number you get further because when you get banned people just flush the cash and reset router or post from a different place.
800 people is quite a lot btw.
And yes that means we are specially retarded in here. The chosen ones.
Robert Roberts
Now if only stormfags would stop screaming jews for a day we could get something done.
Jaxson Lee
Your mom.
Grayson Parker
shitty
>MUH CIA
It's Jews.
Nicholas Watson
The number is much higher
Logan Scott
>acient
Joseph Lewis
I've seen academic fags make active poster estimates in the multiple tens of thousands. Nice "calculation" but there is an autist getting paid to publish those real stats
Hudson Brown
who cares
Luis Perez
hmm let me test that out
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MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
Jaxon Flores
i wish i met you irl
Brandon Long
The superbowl was amazing. Trump had just won and lefties were looking for anything to have on him. His prediction didnt look so good at first, at half time they were down by 27 points.
Then we did a ritual.
An hour later the score got tied and went into overtime, a superbowl first, nevermind the ridiculous point spread recovery. I remember even mourning Joe tweeted about how wrong Trump was, then an hour later, "wow".
I really believe us raising up our hands like the spirit bomb in DBZ did something
Owen Price
/x/ has whole archives or research on this
Or did u already read em all...
Hunter Walker
Link
Hudson Collins
If thats true why are the kikes still pulling their tricks
Leo Anderson
This thread made Jow Forums's autism level grow by 2000%
Nicholas Richardson
Still not enough. Back to drawing board it is