/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ヤクザトランプ EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Happy Birthday to jew know who 4/20/18
youtu.be/bwg1hzp9OCM
>VP Pence @America 1st Policies event in NC 4/20/18
youtu.be/nq_bh2kS11w
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets JPN DefMin 4/20/18
c-span.org/video/?444352-1/
>StateDep Press Brief on Human Rights (Heather, ActSoS Sullivan, Amb Kozack) 4/20/18
c-span.org/video/?444406-1/
>This Week @State 4/20/18
youtu.be/W2SUP10yWLs
>Pres Trump remarks @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/VY1T5EZzwuE
>Pres Trump returns to Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/er6ehH0aLMs
>Pres Trump departs Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/OKLjmFA4LeI
>Crowds waiting for Pres Trump @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/KyXuBde42GM
>Pres Trump arrives in Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/NvcUYlrgflU
>Pres Trump departs Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/5R9rNva0_tc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Colombia 4/19/18
youtu.be/r_cj3fAaE44
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana, JSDir LtGen McKenzie) 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444304-1/
>Navy/Marines Readiness Hearing @Senate 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444010-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/19/18
youtu.be/MaaxD2giLVE
>IntDep Video: National Park Week 4/19/18
youtu.be/kZTeYLfAwC0
>WH Video: Pres Trump speaks @Tax Cut event 4/19/18
youtu.be/vzugn4RjmrQ
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes bff PM Abe 4/19/18
youtu.be/MXceAzN_mD8
>The Trumps & Abes have a second dinner 4/18/18
youtu.be/gLjOuA-_2K0

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MAGA

t-that's a lot of awoos

POST

ROMAN ARCHITECTURE

HALO INSERTION TO RESCUE ROOSYA IS A GO!

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>he's posting on /ptg/ on a Friday night instead of getting laid and drinking with real frens

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SEEMS LIKE RWSS IS BACK ON THE MENU LADS!

Pic related

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What's going on tonight frens?

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AWOO

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so what does the gook runes actually say?

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And the edit

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HEBREW

BUDDHIST

CHRISTIAN

i am FUCKING drunk frens

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WE CAN'T LET TRUMP GET THE NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR CODES

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but /ptg/ is my real frens

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uh oh
>btw Google translated this article so it might have grammar errors

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Trumpu wa ecchi!

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>Yuan places honeydews, apples and rice bran on shelves at each end of the room, where the insects swarm and feast. On the living room table is a bag of glucose for the baby cockroaches, or nymphs, which resemble little red beans.
>”Like children, they need sufficient nutrition,” said Yuan with a smile, adding that she keeps the adults separate from the nymphs. She feeds them at 6pm every day.
>”They are most active at night, mating and hunting for food,” said Yuan. “They mate with each other after eating. The mating process lasts for two hours, and then spawning [happens]. Every spawn hatches dozens of baby cockroaches.”
>In the warm conditions of southern China’s regions, it takes about a month for the babies to hatch. At any given time, she has around 100,000 cockroaches and sells the matured ones to the factory every two months.

>Yuan drowns them in vats of water then dries them.

China is civilized? Ummm no sweetie.

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Wherein we debate the most popular form of Barbecue and Wings in the future, normalized North Korea.

>youtube.com/watch?v=3TQ8H5TgRzA

>youtube.com/watch?v=T0TYCEXmi90

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>live in Commiefornia
>get stabbed by a feral ape

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Pronounced it says yakuza toranpu but it reads yakuza playing cards, kind of like a wordplay

Stay safe

since it's lewd hours
is it gay to eat your own cum if you nut on your girl's face? like if she kisses you and you get it in your mouth and eat it that isn't gay right? i mean you made that nut from your own balls. it's not like it's from some other dudes cause that would be fucking gay.

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yakuza torampu

I'm gonna get shitfaced this time tomorrow.
Hope I don't overdo it like I did two weeks ago.

You guys, I, uhh... I love boobs

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hi there fren

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im sober. but im making some fish sticks in the oven. want some?

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does the article say what they're suing him for?

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keep posting sexy sexy Ana.

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And the template

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I just want (you)s okay little frog

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SCANNING FREQUENCIES

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*smacks lips*

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Nice necklace too.

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Remember lads, food on this op is OSP only. Don't forget your croc hats.

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>Ventura
kek

>”friends”
>literally have to poison your brain in order to tolerate their presence
Boi

that is kino as fuck

I thought those kaffirs got slaps on the wrist?

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Still can't believe we have this asshole Sessions as AG. You need a bulldog as AG not some cuck who does NOTHING

boobs > ass
only niggers disagree

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Hey be nice, not all of us are SJWs

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This is why I treat homeless people with the utmost disdain.

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YOU CANNIBAL

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>CNN needs new material
>Manu Raju made up a story about Trump maybe not running in 2020
>asked Republicans about it
>made a new story out of the responses he knrw he'd get
He should be fired but (((CNN))). Hes like 4 foot tall so hes cursed already. (Same height as Corker)

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*ruins your waifu in your path*

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If you do it on purpose it's gay but no if she kisses you and there's some there it's okay. Just tastes a little chlorine-ish

whoops meant for

This seems to favor Macron more than Merkel despite being a German paper

kek, thanks

In the statement of claim, which the correspondent of TASS read on Friday, Steele and his London-based company Orbis Business Intelligence are accused of libel. “This is a claim for protection of honor, dignity, business reputation and compensation for moral damage,” the document stresses. “The business reputation of these three businessmen was defamed by materials prepared for political opponents of [Republican presidential candidate] Donald Trump during the 2016 election campaign of the year”.

“In one of the materials of this file, the plaintiffs – and Alfa Bank – are falsely accused of criminal behavior and alleged cooperation with the Kremlin to influence the presidential election in the US in 2016. However, neither the plaintiffs, nor Alfa- bank “did not commit any actions that are so recklessly attributed to them,” the text says. The lawyers of the plaintiffs demanded that the defendants be tried and compensation paid “in the amount that the court will establish.”

10-4, over.
Should I dress I get my FAL?

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Hell yeah!

Hey me too!

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you know they did the kentucky tango

What's Macron's deal? French posters keep telling me he's a globalist kike, but he seems like he wants to take over as leader of Europe and unfuck their shit.

By that logic, you'd be a cannibal for drinking tit milk when u babby. are we all cannibals??

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lad.

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eh, I never really cared if would be leftist, just into her looks

>The world’s largest cockroach farm is breeding 6 billion adult cockroaches a year and using artificial intelligence to manage a colony larger than the world’s human population – all for medicinal use.
It is part of the production process for a “healing potion” consumed by millions of patients in China, according to the government.
>There are many cockroach breeding facilities in China, for use as an ingredient in medicine or as a source of protein for livestock feed. But no other facility can match the productivity of the farm in the city of Xichang, in southwestern Sichuan province.

>Nearly 28,000 full-sized cockroaches per square foot are produced there annually, the Sichuan government said in a report submitted to Beijing early this year.
>It is the first time in history so many cockroaches have been confined and bred in one space. The project had achieved so many “scientific and technological breakthroughs” that it deserved a national science award, the provincial government said.

>in southern China, infants are still occasionally fed cockroaches mixed with garlic to treat fever caused by an infection or upset stomach.

Chinks feed their infant children cockroaches. Unbelievable.
And they’re growing all of these roaches. Why don’t they just go collect them in New York?

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>the continental system is in place
>all that's needed is the will to rule

youtu.be/AgFeZr5ptV8 ok, been done

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>This seems to favor Macron more than Merkel despite being a German paper
It does, it comes on the wake of the news that Trump sidelined Merkel but listens to Macron

I'm on your team, user.

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I dont know

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youtube.com/watch?v=mkYhnNfhPis

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if it helps get a load or two in her womb. then it did its job.

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Need an answer to this.

He admires Trump and aspires to be like him

how many trump masturbation threads do I need to hide? Perhaps its time for you to move to a /TRUMP/ board

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Most powerful site with the most bestest frens on the Internet

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hi fren

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bib bib milc don make u have nanies

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what

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Ain't what you asked but give this a spin for 30 seconds, it's pure

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As you wish

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When the titts come out... Hard to focus

>sells to big pharma
Fucking hell.

>No Trump board, only 3-4 concurrent Trumpgens at a time on the board
So sad

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I've been spending my weekends on the Internet since the mid 90s kid. I don't need to get laid with no stinking 3DPD, I've got my own booze and I've got plenty of friends on the Internet and in my head.

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He'll be fine

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frens unite yay

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took me a second, but kek

We'll be in and out like lightning!

I've my mg42!

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my friends all have degrees, cozy jobs and family/gf's, and I'm here living the bohemian life.

>Cuban
I would rather date a nigger

Why does she have to be a blind leftist tho? She's so perfect.

O man... when this breaks...

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I think he's the globalist compromise for the future from Merkel. His long term is tough to say.

MIGRANT CARAVAN HAS REACHED THE BORDER

MANY HAVE ALREADY CROSSED

BORDER PATROL IS DOING NOTHING

www-m.cnn.com/2018/04/20/us/migrant-caravan-border-arrival-next-steps/index.html
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Tell me you have the webm of her at the top of the Eiffel tower or wherever she is?

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>he's in his mid 30's and got all of that shit out of his system in his 20's

Checkmate, Drumpf.