Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Zentralrat Edition

Slightly nervous doggos who into over-borkdrive!!!

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article175674180/Angriff-auf-Kippa-Traeger-Zentralrat-der-Juden-will-harte-Strafe-fuer-Syrer.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article175677080/Zusammenarbeit-beendet-BAMF-hat-Probleme-mit-Vertrauenswuerdigkeit-von-Dolmetschern.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

nzz.ch/feuilleton/der-genetiker-david-reich-loest-in-den-usa-einen-intellektuellen-streit-ueber-erbgut-und-rassen-aus-ld.1378433
theaterkonstanz.de/tkn/veranstaltung/08750/index.html
tichyseinblick.de/kolumnen/goergens-feder/demoskopische-brandenburg-meldung-fuer-den-parteienstaat-spd-23-cdu-23-afd-22/
kdenlive.org/
youtube.com/watch?v=Yp-upK9UfUU
youtube.com/watch?v=4t3Vmo_EM8Y
eurogenes.blogspot.co.at/
indo-european.eu/
youtube.com/watch?v=GUKP_fB8Fws
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2155938/The-primary-school-pupils-speak-31-different-languages--class-just-single-British-pupil.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Thx for contributions so far.

This here came up yesterday and I think it is interesting. Read between the lines, understand, discuss:

nzz.ch/feuilleton/der-genetiker-david-reich-loest-in-den-usa-einen-intellektuellen-streit-ueber-erbgut-und-rassen-aus-ld.1378433

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>"Free admission if you decide to wear a swastika symbol"
theaterkonstanz.de/tkn/veranstaltung/08750/index.html

Any clue how I can smuggle it out afterwards?

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Fugg!! :DDD

I wanna see how this would play out with the audience ... how many truly see this as a win-win situation?

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I'm confused that Neanderthals apparently still have a reputation of being brutish idiots, I thought that was cleared up long ago.
Also the only people speaking about race without being lynched are Jews.
Have more Jow Forums satire

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Make it five!Make it five!Make it five!Make it five!Make it five!Make it five!Make it five!

Holy shit, that is such a good meme I am actually glad that there's still things like this around Jow Forums.

Will there ever be a prank-renaissance?

>digits witnessed!!

The old paradigm is still strong, especially with archeologists and anthropologists ... clear political reasons as the 'truth' would directly imply at least that Africans are inferior creatures (unless they belong to those few with some European ancestry, back then a 'green' Sahara had been settled by European hunter-gatherers too).

There is some new research going on into the topic, archeologists have discovered interesting stuff showing that Neanderthals had a 'culture', religious cults, maybe even a thriving shamanistic medicine (Neander with a bone infection seems to have chewed birch bark for the salicylic acid ... Aspirin!). My bet ... they were the actual origin of 'behavioural modernity', not H. sapiens. Their stone tools were more advanced, only surpassed by the Cro-Magnon who themselves were direct hybrids of H. sapiens and Neanders (see Peștera cu Oase dig and paleogenetic analysis).

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Not on Jow Forums, we are being watched too much.
3/3 btw

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Why do you even want to visit that shit?
I am no supporter of Hitler, but the lengths to which they go to somehow make him seem "pathetic" are
simply making it al look childish.

Oh what can yuo do, Jews in play? :^)

Kek, yes, how to smuggle it out truly is a great question.

Jokes on them when I arrive in my 770k wearing my Reichsmarschall uniform and fur great coat

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Would be stylish... ;)

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>get a first row seat for free
wait for the inevitable calling out of people that are "part of the system for their own gain"
>hackle 'Sie haben den Fehler gemacht mir etwas umsonst anzubieten und ich bin nunmal Jude, ich can nicht anders!'

Why not on Jow Forums?

Also, my stuff is prepared.
Should I set food aside, or will 2 breads that I ate for breakfast last?
Obviously I got some magnesium, the muscles will get fucked up beyond recognition from so many push-ups.

Also:
>Is it okay to put the counter (phone) that I have to touch with my nose on an elevated platform so that the push-ups aren't the "deep" type
>I don't really have an idea how to make a proof for my legitimate attempt at it/its veracity should it be questioned later

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Because /b/ died of AIDS and there are now people watching Jow Forums so every troll campaign will be called out.

>/b/ died of AIDS and there are now people watching Jow Forums so every troll campaign will be called out.
>every troll campaign will be called out.

Fuck you Maldraw.
Though, Jow Forums still has one use:
its high volume of visitors, this is what makes it very profitable in the ways of spreading knowledge and red-pills.
Yesterday I saw a thread about a new video from AltHype,
and holy shit, if Jow Forums universally watched his stuff, then there is literally no way the arguments can be stopped.
There were also so much shills, they must be deathly afraid.
I think I'll go through AltHypes stuff and make a watching guide and extremely short summaries for each of his videos,
so that anons are more inclined to watch them.
I bet it'll draw a ton of shills, especially mu "eceleb" shills, but I am confident only the retarded anons will listen to it.
Especially if I make an anti-shill copypasta befrorehand and diligently apply it to each kike that comes along.

We're in agreement here. The future of Jow Forums are campaigns that rely on arguments and not trickery.

tichyseinblick.de/kolumnen/goergens-feder/demoskopische-brandenburg-meldung-fuer-den-parteienstaat-spd-23-cdu-23-afd-22/

Hehe.
Also, with the right procedures it is actually possible to safely meet anons from here.
It's a multi-stage de-anonymizing process and there are safe
ways to get from a (you) to a handshake.
We should perhaps really meet up some time, the dudes here from Kraut/pol/.

By the way, I manged to find a webcam; how big would a multi-hour video be of me doing pushups?
Or at least *trying* to do those 1000 push ups (within 10 hours)?
Is there also any easy way to censor faces?
I assume there are apps for that, right?
Because I don't want to wear a balaclava.

Hey, do you have any idea where Sütterlin is?

Yes, deception is not our game ... the truth is. Nothing is more effective than pushing the left into cognitive dissonance ... either they break or they shut down and chimp out.

Brobagandaminisder is asleep still I would assume ... seen him last night but was not that active. Dunno why I am awake already, brain must have thought I should go to wörk today...

Goddamnit, I told him I'd be there at 10:00 sharp, and he is already 5min late...

Oh well, I will go ahead and prepare some food, it's gonna be strenous.

Oh, by the way, I found a web-cam, now it's just a matter of figuring out how the heck to operate it...
I would livestream if I had experience with it, but
at this rate the danger of self-doxxing is too big.
I can however give updates in-between in this thread, though, assuming I am still able to operate the keyboard and mouse then.
How large *would* a 5-hr webcam video be?

Check'd

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Pfff, no idea, was always too paranoid to use such stuff except for some video calls to friends from my phone over Skype (like THAT is secure, haha!). Don't overdo it, we would miss you ... hope you don't have any hidden heart conditions. :/

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>hope you don't have any hidden heart conditions. :/
Kek, when I was in the hospital for a while, I did HIIT and made it to pulses of over 200, no problems, apart from extreme discomofort.

Plus, pushups will just be painful in the muscles, not on the pulmonary system afaik that is the right terminology...

Kek, it wörks.
Pic related.
I can even make a video (and censor it later of course).

Bei dem Anblick eines solchen Fräuleins wird man ja ganz rot!
:^)

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>Is there also any easy way to censor faces?
You can use kdenlive.org/ and youtube.com/watch?v=Yp-upK9UfUU

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Go for those keks!!

Good. Not that worried anymore then...

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>Dunno why I am awake already, brain must have thought I should go to wörk today...
Willkommen im Klub, bin seit kurz nach 6 wach...

Fugg, I am more German than I thought ;)

Just had breakfast ... think I'll go for a short nap now. Couch just looks so gomfy.

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Where is Sütterlin?
Also, I'll quickly gor prepare a protein shake.
And a little something to eat.
It won't be taht easy once I started.
Fug.
Why did I get myself into this situation again?

Pic related should be good enough as a time-stamp, right?
I mean, I probably can't manipulate such a watch timer, right?
Only problem would be to accidentally hit reset.

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>Just had breakfast ... think I'll go for a short nap now.
Good idea.I go out and take a nap on balkonien. It's almost 25c, warm enough for a comfy Mittagsschlummer.

They also give out Jew stars, I think I'll wear them both.

>mfw I am not even German and don't even look slightly Northern European

I'll just start "Oy Veying" loudly, if they start hackling other Swastika wearers calling them Anti-Semites in their premise of giving out free-admision with every Swastika worn

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Kek, are you a turk?

Jüdisch oder Deutsch?

Haben wir Kaiserzeit?

youtube.com/watch?v=4t3Vmo_EM8Y

Ziemlich tot der Thread, desu.

Mal sehen ob ich's überhaupt weit genug schaffe um Protein Shake zu brauchen.

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Okay, screw it, I'm gonna warm up and begin.

Sup geneticsbro

What's your opinion on Alt-hype? Not just the yt channel, but the website too

Juden, nichts als Juden.

such nice weather and your cunts stay inside

keep your stupid /k satire the read ain't worth the sad lols

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>great times again?

keine ahnung. auf jeden fall haben wie kaiserwetter.
heute werden helden gezeugt!
wer ist dabei?

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None wanted your stupid Neanderthal conspiracy image either yet here it is.

Rapeudgēēz Wεlkom

Brỹng Awt Jōr Bīst

>H.O.G.

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Didn't stop the starbucks free coupon troll.

Fug, 50 pushups in and it took a whole of 12min
...
At this rate it'll take 7 hours...
ah shit.

what the fuck are you bitching about. Do it you virtue signaling faggot or stay a weakass faggot.

not what you want but what you need, faggot

Yeah, here the weather is lovely as well. I'm on the way to go out into the nature.

So Krauts, have a good day!

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I really don't need this thanks.
You might as well shill hollow earth theory

Some people have work to do.

Thank you, Geneticist-san. I presume that is part of the paradigm shifting research in genetics you keep alluding to with your occasional "the current politically motivated dogma about race will become untenable due to certain findings in genetics".

Is the book itself worth a read or does the article tl;dr it adequately already (after all American popular science books tend to be pretty rambling with one or two central ideas repeat over and over again)?

On a related note. There is an epub version on Libgen already.

I haven't trained in 2 years, kek.
How about you give an example and go ahead?

>wörk
work is what foreign labor and women are for you cuck.

shut up you fag i'm up lifting since 7 this morning and now i'm constantly hungry and angry but instead of getting food i eat leftovers and cornflakes and then i lift again and i already took a shower and now i'm going to lift more and i don't signal like a faggot about it or poison myself with bull semen protein drinks. Just do it and shut your cunt.

Hehe...
It's taking 6 hours at this rate.
Annd teh muscle acidicy will onlyl rise.

I think it is still worth reading, you simply have to ignore the 'doublethink' conclusions and enjoy the actual data and stories of human migrations in ancient times that it presents.

Else, on this topic, I can recommend these two blogs:

eurogenes.blogspot.co.at/
indo-european.eu/

masdfe 88 reps; goanna take 8.7 hours.
123 as gooal perhaps

Fucking spread this
youtube.com/watch?v=GUKP_fB8Fws

zahlen bitte

The absolute state of krauts

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dont get me started on the brit bongs, your country is more cucked than france and germany combined

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att 95 repos wilölk take 10.5 hsr at this rate..
ttrying 100

i bet a blowjob from her is awesome

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Sure, Goodbye UK, I could say that I'd miss you, but that would be a lie
You're paying for that what you've done

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How so?

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big lips

God did simply take his time with that one, the lazy fuck ... well, He did deliver after all.

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I dunno if that makes much of a difference ... subtle tongue work preferred

>tfw she says 'Panzerkommandant' while sucking ... Bampfrkmmndnt :DD

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It pleasures me to see the anglo die

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2155938/The-primary-school-pupils-speak-31-different-languages--class-just-single-British-pupil.html

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the anglo is dead already, assisted suicide

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This is the average German couple in 2018 and it’s beautiful

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100

11 12/5 hrs

yep, acll me whta you may, I literalyly cant do a singel moer rpe-s

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okay, without prior reguar training it is ilterallyl inpossible.

but I#ll keep trying and soem day I'll be able to do it.

Shitposting aside, you guys could still take back control. Demographics can be easily 'fixed'. All it needs is the will to do so.

But frankly, your country's 'strategy' during WW2 did not really end well for all of us in the long run...

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I'll try zo ge one lasz rep out.

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Who did this?

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>No step on snek! :DD

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Brb, showering away the shame.
I can literally not add a single extra rep.
After 100 reps... like 10% done... shit.

Hey I have something to work towards to at least.

who else NEET and enjoying the saturday

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You guys need to shitpost in the shade (but outside).
Remember to order proviant.

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Oh well, for once I do not have to go to the lab this weekend ... comfy. Will go for a long walk with the dog through the Wienerwald today.

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