PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Happy Birthday to jew know who 4/20/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Policies event in NC 4/20/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets JPN DefMin 4/20/18
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>StateDep Press Brief on Human Rights (Heather, ActSoS Sullivan, Amb Kozack) 4/20/18
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>This Week @State 4/20/18
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>Pres Trump remarks @Key West FL 4/19/18
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>Pres Trump returns to Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
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>Pres Trump departs Key West FL 4/19/18
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>Crowds waiting for Pres Trump @Key West FL 4/19/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Key West FL 4/19/18
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>Pres Trump departs Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Colombia 4/19/18
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>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana, JSDir LtGen McKenzie) 4/19/18
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>Navy/Marines Readiness Hearing @Senate 4/19/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/19/18
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>IntDep Video: National Park Week 4/19/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump speaks @Tax Cut event 4/19/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes bff PM Abe 4/19/18
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>The Trumps & Abes have a second dinner 4/18/18
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JUPITER TO THE RESCUE EDITION
MAGA
Thanks for baking, brother
>he's posting on /ptg/
>on a friday night
>when he could be decking spics and niggers in the streets
pmurnald braaappf
It's been 3 hours since a happening. I'm bored.
AWOO!
>So many beautiful women in the world, why can't I have just one, or even just one that's a good woman
Because you are not looking at the right places
PROTIP: It is not in the internet or in teh bars and clubs. It's in the sunday service user.
Also: blame it on your parents, because for 10 thousand years it used to be the parents that arranged suitable mates for their sons and daughters. Now people fell for the "jolt of love" meme and stopped understanding the biological motivation for "mating" (in the sense of finding a permanent mate and settling for reproduction)
US forces will be in jerusalem, sweet
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>Could have been reestablishing Rome and dominion over Europe but I'm posting anime tiddies
Should you leave a tip when you're picking up food from a restaurant? I went to pick up pizzas and when the option to tip popped up on the screen my friend told me not to tip. Now I'm concerned that I may have come off as a jerk.
Very cozy Awoo~ hours. Nice.
kek at pic
i saw this poor attempt at a meme. what does it even mean?
420 IS OVER EST CMT MST
No, Tipping is for fucking waiters. Badda bing
What's this?
any of you buttholes smoking a bowl tonight?
A FUCKING LEAF
BLOOOPMHF BTFO
Trump called out Imran Awan and DWS today. So that was cool.
Pick-up? No tip. You tip for service. You buy a product.
lol fuck no, you'd tip if they delivered
I'm lying on my bed contemplating life, is that good?
never. tip for dine-in only
I always tip and applaud the kitchen staff while thanking them for their service
>tipping
>for anything
>ever
>Drumpf supporters
Sad!
thinking is good
(((WENDY))) wishes she looked this good.
>baby's first food order
Comey gettin dabbed on
>Christianity/Catholicism/Judaism are destroying the world
Isn't this some adult swim shit
Why isn't he AG
We're born to suffer and die in confusion and agony, there you understand now.
>tipping
faggot shit desu
I feel like making some OC, haven't made some for /ptg/ in ages. Anyone with Ideas?
average /ptg/ user
Pmurt should unironically bring pelosi to the nork summit
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she's even been there already
hello mr. pink
It is one of the worst things about American culture hands down.
Make some fresh Hilldawgs for sure
Starbucks owes me free coffee
I'm guessing the DNC have dirt on him. Bigger than the bridge thing.
o-okay
>t jamal bedford
We need NK/Korea peace and progress related materials.
he blew it by trying to take over the transition team
I do wish Trump picked him or Rudy for AG, though, since Sessions is fucking shit
I only leave a tip when I get table service. Simply taking my order doesn't warrant a tip.
>Wendy Wasserman Schultz was trending. Unbelievable
or the fact he's just pants on head about optics
He failed the meatloaf test
What a coincidence, I've been jamming to this a lot since I heard it at a burger restaurant.
More Big Guy Pompeo edits while the meme is still fresh
FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON!
Illegal M&M transfers
idk it's some normie meme. could have just said Jews but normans
>what does it even mean?
That Christianity seeks to impose its theology across the world, destroying traditional beliefs like paganism or whatever else that are custom to it's native lands, and then blames the eventual backlash against Christendom on cultural marxism rather than it's own imperialistic theology.
Trump makes a purposeful mistake in order to get more attention than a statement without a mistake in it.
Gowdy, Nunes, and Goodlatte are about to rub their ballsacks all over Comey's face.
When you tip good they worship your ass. And it's not really that expensive to be treated better than everyone else. Good value. Also, they throw in "free" stuff.
AND A FREE BLU RAY DISC OF BLACK PANTHER
yeah the Eric Andre Show
Wasn't on the plane
That kinda stuff always trips me up too. There's a pizza place (non-satanic) that I go to occasionally where you pick your food up at the counter but they bus your table after you leave.
WHAT'S THE ANGLE HERE? TIP? NO TIP? WHAT DO I DO?
Does this dude wear colored contacts or what?
Trump said "No more Oreos!" and he didn't listen
>blu ray
Patrician home media taste
I'd rather just have great service like in Japan with the cost of what I get rather than subsidizing workers for a restaurant in lieu of those who don't tip well and restaurant owners paying wages. It's dumb and expensive over the long run.
Fleetwood mac is quintessential 70's burger rock.
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>blu ray
>ever
you singlehandedly killed my taste in DVD's
meant for kek
This seems like it's related to the cult of Saturnalia desu
>just how deep does the rabbit hole go?
Yeah, he's less King of Queens and more Fredo. Nobody likes Fredo.
All restaurants have to clean regardless if you make a mess, no tipping unless they go to your table to take your order and they give you your food.
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solo Stevie is best Stevie.
>No Joe in 3 hours
Only franxx
t. Steve Balmer
Most say he does for sure. I would guess he does, though I'm not great at catching that stuff
>one more reason to hate him
Fact: excessive tips are how you get happy endings from masseuses. Now you know.
>Gowdy
>doing anything
Nunes deserves sole credit for all of this. Gowdy is all bark and no bite, Nunes deserves a fucking statue once this is all over for actually exposing these people.
Because he's a big fat faggot.
I'm 30 goddamn 9 years old and avicci died today at 28 so all this taking time, it's going to happen... Goddamn. I was talking to kate upton when I was like 24 i always fuck shit up. Here I am alone in my goddamb basement drinking beer lol wtf senpai
WHOOMP
SHOCKA LOCKA
SHOCKA LOCKA
WHOOMP
depends on what you're thinking about. better not be about bad stuff user
>#BREAKING China welcomes N. Korea's decision to halt nuclear, missile tests
>#UPDATE China welcomes North Korea's decision to halt nuclear tests and intercontinental missile launches, with Pyongyang's chief ally saying the move would help promote denuclearisation in the flashpoint region
Or you could pay for that service outright from a girl of your choosing instead of playing the tip lottery