Germany has never beaten Britain in a war

Can I have an answer from a country which has actually been in a war in living memory?

The Jews defeated both sides in WWII

>Germany didn’t even exist until the second half of the 19th century

And now look at you, fading into obscurity. Good job ol' chap

and now both countries are full of brown goblins.... A draw I guess?

> Obscurity.

Four GF4 Tornadoes have just took off from Cyprus airbase.

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lmao

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Germany isn’t even a country though and you’re still occupied by Brits and Americans

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then france beated england , HRE , flanders ass at the same time.

> TFW 3 of them conspire to steal your land , but you beat their 3 sorry ass badly.

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American Independence War , our allies defeated the Bongs there.

Honestly though, apart from the world wars Germany did not even fought any wars against the british or english. Mostly we were on their side throughout history

>beated

>our allies
>the French
>during the period Prussia and france were at each other’s throat

Stay cucked Germany. We all see through your lies.

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Waterloo, faggot

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They kicked your ass in WWII until you got america involved. And then suddenly italy grew its balls back. And you were cowards when you fought them. You invaded in the west, stabbing them in the back while they were fighting the Russians. Youre cowards.

Germans (Hanover) fought for the Brits in that war, Hans

Ok mr 56%

Germany is responsible for the three greatest tragedies in human history. WWI, WWII and the fall of the Roman empire.

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You joined the war late because you were scared of Europeans who can actually fight.

German officers wrote of how inept Ameriniggers were on the field. They admired the Brits.

Russian numbers, British ships and American finance won WW2. You were shit at fighting.

Only because you were ruled by a Hanoverian dynasty for almost 200 years.

see

Funfact: Queen Victoria was a German.

What does that have to do with anything you retard? Your countries are all set to be majority minority too. So ok mr 56% to you, too.

HURRRRRRRRRR

except in soccer
and cars
and other shit
war has changed
:^)

>Waterloo, faggot

>Be english
> pretend have they have been invaded by nords because fuck the french.
>lost century wars
> decide to never attack france again alone
> be in 1800 napoleone keep beating everyone ass , decide to financed everyone to do you job , take debt you are again paying today Uk being ruined.
> english =/= fair at sport.

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Nought to rustled in 60 seconds.

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funfact anglos used to be german big whoop

I believe the world would be a better place if they had won WWI, but you are right Britain they never won, you "won"

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2 world wars and 1 world cup hans,and tech we are better at it

london was the most advanced city while you was pushing around wheelbarrows full of deutchmarks

They trying to win the refugee take in war.

Napoleone di Buonaparte you mean?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon

you will always be the 2nd greatest to us france

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Shut up you CUNT, NO MORE BROTHER WARS STOP WORKING UNDER THE JEWS WHITE GENOCIDE! enough of this.

4 countries vs. 1 and they still almost beat you

I speak of the Aryan

>Germany
>that bush
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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REEEE BUT TRUE

Kek ily based Nihon

If we count HRE or Prussia as Germany, they have won some wars against the English. But the HRE was ran by the Austrians and Prussia doesn’t exist anymore. It’s always get complicated with you non-countries.

Why is France one of the worst European countries in the western hemisphere at speaking English? Is it a pride thing? Pardon my burgerness, I just don't get it.

LMAO I love French bantz
Limey teabags btfo

Queen Victoria was Queen from 1819 to 1901. By your own admission then you are still German. Welcome home into the Reich, Nigel. Or shall I call you "Niklaus"?

You are responsible for the fall of rome, started preparing for ww1 20years before it broke out and sabotaged the 'peace' talks between germany and poland in 1938

Get a real history book, eternal anglo

France has never been the sole global superpower lmao, how small time and weak

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OH NO NO NO

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>responsible for the fall of Rome

well. I dunno about that.

They did. The germans were bombing the shit out of britain. You were all in fucking bunkers. And you cried to america and then america came and started bombing the center, the vitals of the german war machine and then you wiped your fucking tears and changed your pants and joined them and then you invaded normandy shortly after to clear it out even more. After everything was already bombed to shit. And thats about time the germans started pulling away from stalingrad and moscow to defend their rear. They thought they had the british subdued. While they attacked russia. So they werent worried about being attacked from the west. You massacred them like cowards. Bombing everything and then invading and kilimg everyone left. And the russians fucking raped and murdered them too. Germany was trying to strengthen europe because the fucking russians were creeping it. And apparently theyre sorrounded by commie sympathizers. Or blissful idiots. Germany would have made europe a million times stronger and safer and advanced, but you muzzled them. Thats why theres so many germans around the world. I bet theres more germans than english. Or italian. People without a land spread out. But they remain pure. Youre the ones who succumb to racemixing. Even your fucking kings. You cant love your people anymore. Youd be a hypocrite. And you blame the shittiness on germany. Germany was two steps from the finish line. And you tripped them up because youre a fucking sore loser.

They had allies all over Europe plus Japan. ‘Le noble German fighting alone’ is a hilarious myth. Most of Europe was on their side and this island BTFO all of them

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>Why is France one of the worst European countries in the western hemisphere at speaking English? Is it a pride thing? Pardon my burgerness, I just don't get it.

I dunno , I ain't ashamed being shit at english especially in grammar , but at least I'm in progress.

> Be french
> start learning english in primary school at 8-10 years old
> It's funny the first year.
> then it become boring as fuck because of the teacher , and you decide you don't give a fuck anymore for the next 10 years.

Better to fight for a better world and fail, then to lie down and die.

Austria is responsible for both World Wars. They keep getting Germany dragged into their shit and then avoiding punishment by hiding at the last minute. Fuck Austria

lets be fair
germany has never beaten britains allies in a war

French people don’t speak English because they hate being reminded that we won the rivalry

it's as if Europe had a recognized leader back in the time and was unifying under fascism. Amirite?

Both world wars were unfortunate and sad. I would have never wanted to fight the English. They're my literal cousins.

t. Hannoveraner

Germany had allies too you idiot

Spanish empire was better.

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Worthless ones.
Nothing like the USA and Soviet Union.

Japan bantz are always the best bantz.

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I mean, that's what I was thinking. Like it's some kind of trigger or something. Just needed a confirm.

You had the entire European continent

not two world superpowers. Romanians, italians, austrians...
A small european country against the British empire, the Soviet Union and the United States.
And yet they put up a good fight.

ya, italy was pivotal in ww2, and the way germany and japan worked together to overthrow stalin, impressive....
fucking britbong faggot moron

You had the whole Soviet Union, which was 170 million people at the time and 1/6th the Earth's surface.

so it was really a war against Europe.

Dude, let's not forget the british empire.

You mean the divisions of battle kangaroos and warrior poos?

>French people don’t speak English because they hate being reminded that we won the rivalry

To be fair in general germans aren't really better at it.

>lets be fair
>germany has never beaten britains allies in a war

Kraut clearly did it.

Probably because France is one of the worst European countries in the western hemisphere.

If you go into a biker bar and start shit with everyone and they all gang up and beat you up then that doesn’t make you Le Noble Solitary Freedom Foghter™, it makes you an idiot that rightfully got BTFO.

If only Germany focused on communists as the enemy. Instead Hitler couldn’t let his WW1 grudge go and fucked with France. Friendly reminder that Hitler allied with the Soviets before we did.

and oil, and food rations, and slaves working for your industries.

We didn't start shit with you, Britain.
You declared war on us.

This. It's time we unite against France

>my allies are to blame!
Fucking Krauts, all the time. Except for Bismarck who was unfortunately competent enough to unify your non-country you were always too autistic for long-term strategies or diplomatic thinking. Your inferiority complex and utter idiocy is the reason WW1 broke out (“lol the Anglos definitely won’t intervene, just attack Serbia bro”) and it’s also the reason why you lost WW2. And nowadays you are screwing over Russia despite your economic interests aligning and the fact that you could just share most of the continent as your sphere of interest.

You started shit with Poland knowing full well we had an agreement with us. You started shit, just like when you invaded Belgium.

dude two WW with Germany destroyed at least two massive colonial empires, British empire included.

I think at least the brit biker's gotten broken ribs

I meant the northern hemisphere, but it seems like everyone got it anyways.

>knowing full well we had an agreement with us
>we
Freudian slip? Go back you fucking dirty pollack

Germania > Britannia.

the british bastards won thanks to the jew amerimongrel and arabic frenchs.

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Germany didn’t end the British empire. America did.

You really sacrificed all those millions of people... for Poland? Step outside your flat right now and if you get knifed and robbed by someone there's a good 40% chance it will be a Polish migrant.

yeah of course they did it was a dead dog anyway

It was a fucking waste. Destroying Europe and the brit empire.

Britain ended the British Empire. The Americans just said you couldn't have Suez.

>decadence takes over rome
>women become whores that prefer orgies over traditions
>MGTOW
>birthrates crumble and men avoid the 'dirty work'
>introduce the idea of german migrants to increase birthrates and for the lower jobs/war
>be so corrupt that rome cannot pay the workers anymore
>be surprised about german chimp out over not being paid for their work/wars

Exactly. The loser is in no position to argue the validity of the winners tactics, as they are dead.

what about the Brexit war?

UK lost it
will the british economy ever recover?
will uk ever leave the union?

Make no mistake, Hans. I’m no fan of Poles. To this day they disrespect us despite us fighting our own cousins over some document for them.

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What are the odds of German - Russo relations turning around in the near future? They could both benefit from each other so I hope this happens, but I fear the kikes that have us by the balls here and that pull strings in the EU will try everything they can to prevent it

Ww2 was a massive movement of 2 ideologies (commies/nazis) and the corrupt old world order.

Those anglos and murics will never stop dying for their overlords