Starbucks: Bootleg Coffee Shop Edition

Would this work?

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im going to open a coffee place inside their coffee place inside starbucks and dare them to stop me

Powerful and brave

As heard from the manager in Dunkin Donuts recently when a black man ate his ENTIRE bagel and insisted it was the wrong order.

"JUST GIVE HIM WHATEVER HE WANTS!"

Godspeed, nigger. Godspeed.

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No, it would be amusing and if they ignored him, he'd go away before long. Starbucks can easily compete with Random Black Man Coffee.

On the other hand, you could make a fortune selling $0.50 snacks and $1 sandwiches in a Starbucks.

Yo dawg I heard you like coffee shops

Yeah I'm gonna buy some shady coffee that some nigger is carrying around with him in a thermos. Smart.

Yo dawg, I heard you like Starbucks, so I built you a Starbucks inside a Starbucks.

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Mate, random black man coffveve with customers using starbuck's own creamers and stuff?

Just get the negro a giant dispenser like pic related and sell his "Black Man's Cold Brew" for $1 a pour. Just ask starbucks for a free water to get a cup.

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Niggers. Faggots. Jews. Always going where they're not wanted and stirring up shit once they get there

Diss perk you up real good, niggah, it got krissto' meff in it. Only 12 foodstamps plus tip.

im going to open a coffee place inside their coffee place inside starbucks and dare them to stop me

Translation: I'm going to continue acting like a nigger and uphold the most prestigious of stereotypes. Then I'll dare you to stop me from acting like a nigger and cry racism if I lose the fight. All while encouraging more niggers.....to act like niggers.

Why don't niggers understand the idea of private property?

the nigger will stop you moron, do you think they're as stupid as baizus?

The black man can demand free coffee from Starbucks and then sell it. So it’ll be the same coffee.

in the end you have to kill them let's be honest.

It's like you don't know niggers.

Nah probably not but they would be too nice to that nigger about it though

Oh for fucks sake, this is like the people who saw Hotep Jesus' video and thought it was for real.

It's a fucking joke

So we put a coffee shop inside of a coffee shop that's inside a cardboard box made to look like a coffee shop inside of a coffee shop.

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there's a lot of autism spectrum in these comments who don't get that

yo dawg we heard u like starbucks...

LOLOLOL
Do it! Do it!

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Because they don't own any themselves.

Because white liberals now decided that Starbucks lobbies are a public space. Straight from the CEO.

You didn't get free coffee the other day? Sad!

I'll come to your coffee place and make passionate men's love with you. all that inside starbucks

So Bums can stay indoors there !
#starbucksshelter

>2009+9
>yo dawg memes
Half the kids on this board don't know who Pic related is.

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hilarious

jebus this is a new level of stupidity

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>Half the kids on this board don't know who Pic related is.
it's Dr. Easy Cube

>corporations would prefer to go bankrupt than risk niggers getting mad at them

lol

RAYCIST!!!

sbux cant compete if they're not "competing"
giving everything away for free is not competing

>$10 Walmart coffee maker
>Great Value coffee
>Shoots black customer in the face.

Let's help him start a gofundme.

Everybody knows that's Nelly. Don't be a faggot.

I think he means he will be "in" the black guy. Starbucks, the black down low guy, and OP will be Ecstatic. Sad!

>Everybody knows that's Nelly.
i still remember his big hit, Dong Song

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Nah you're thinking of "who let the thongs out" by the Boohoo men.

Nah, it's ludicrous

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If you're a nigger, you can do whatever you want. If someone stops you, just cry racist, and the liberals will come to your rescue.

shit, you're right. I always get that confused with "California Juice" by Notorius D.O.G.G

>ludacris
Wait you mean it's an absurd situation or pic related is the one doing it?

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No. no they don't.

>Wait you mean it's an absurd situation or pic related is the one doing it?
izz bofe, nigga

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lol nigga u gay

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I forgot that meme even existed.

Onions green is people

This pic drives home, for me, the fact that these liberals have red pilled themselves. They probably represent 45% of the most poc hating posts on this board.

>poc
You spelled "nigger" wrong.

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Naw, just buy better beans than the over roasted starbucks coffee.

MFW we should get one of our resident blacks to try this. If he gets arrested / kicked out, we can meme the shit out of this.