Why do we call it Germany, when Germans call it Deutschland? Same with Japan and Nihon, etc?

>Avatarfagging
off yourself faggot

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Same reason we call it Eye-ran and ITlee.

Fucking third worlders don't even know how to pronounce their own words. We even have to do that for them.

I'm not going to say "Amerikas förenta stater" instead of USA

Japan is the Portuguese corruption of Nippon.
The different names for Germany all stem from different Germanic tribes.

That should be effective, since we won't know wtf that means and conclude that the you're another self-absorbed svencuck with no sense of humor.

We call it Allemagne here, in France.
while you call it Germany, and they call themselves Deutschland, hmmm.

TYSKLAND

And the Based Poles call it something that sounds like "nemesis." I think they are correct.

What do you have against Germans, you filthy subhuman nigger mongrel?

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Why do you call me Dutch?

Oh I don't know I just thought maybe a fuckin swede might be more unhappy that they're orchestrating the importation of filthy subhuman nigger mongrels into your lands, that's all.

btw if you see a grenade don't pick it up

You are a Holländer

You guessed correctly.

Are you a Bavarian?

tjockis

You arent too much off, I am a turk

Because it was originally called Deutsches Kaiserreich but monarchy was banned after WW1.

>tjockis
Post cute smooth Swedish chest

Why do some call it Allemania?

it's 'niemcy', literally literally 'the mute ones' since Poles couldn't make out what they were saying the first time they met.

Cuz we're muricans. We don't give a shit about their shit language.

My favourite is when Ukrops get upset over The Ukraine.

The thing is though their great great grand uncles are the ones who came up with the name in the first place.

There is no The in Slavic languages, so when these expats from Slavic countries moved to the Anglosphere, they didn't know when to put The in front of names and words.

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The city we call "Bangkok" is actually called "Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit"

Or "Krung Thep" for short.

Thought someone might find that interesting.

If we thought it was interesting we'd say the whole thing instead of just bangcock.

Same with Russians.

Russians might refer to Germany as Germania, but they use the term Nimetski for Germans.

There also shouldn't be a "The" before "Netherland".
I think Anglos are just weird like that.

Germany is pretty central in europe and other nations surround it gave it different names, based on one of the different tribes they faced

Well, it's not as if you were a nation-state. It was just the low-lying lands. And then some Jew or other decided we needed a name for every geometric area on the map.

You know, in order to join the JewKnighted Nations.

"Deutsche" is cognate with Teuton. Deutschland rendered in English would be Teutonia.

Because when Anglos say Netherlands, they follow the generic rules for following "The" since it sounds grammatically correct when it isn't.

wrong

That or Teutonland

it comes from the word folk, teutons in turn got their name from the same root.
So it means the folk land.

>the superior german mind calls itself the land where the people live
German Autism is a very powerful force. Don't mess with it.

Blue areas on this map is the masterrace.

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We were independent before you were.
You could just call us "United Provinces" or "UP"

The "low lying lands" includes Belgium.
It's like calling USA "The New World".

Not that I or anyone else in my country gives a shit, btw.

Spell Shqiperi

>Googles it
>First result
>Bangcock

kek

Ah yes. The only provinces that have ever united, and the most deserving of that name on the planet. God forbid we should trigger anybody by not using the most sterile term possible for self-identity of a people.

>be Arabs
>call it "one in 6 million"

Oy Vey

turkey

>Gayer version of Sweeden.

9/10 bait, the flag makes it believable

>The only provinces that have ever united
Because you're only states to have ever united.....

It was our name for 2 centuries, and what your founding fathers based your country's name on.

Meant for

Probably from the differences in Proto-Germanic and Latin pseudo unification.

For example, Latin derived languages call England "Inglaterra".
Which is Anglo Terrae.
Unlike Anglo Landis.

schland would be less cucked if they would call them germania. instead they choose schland and got cucked since then

Allemans were a Germanic tribe. Just like the Frank(s) in Frank-reich were a Germanic tribe.

United Provinces of what tho?

At least in the case of the worst half of Korea they call it the People's Democratic Republic of Korea.

lol which traitor showed you Jow Forums?

for newfags

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KEK'D AND REKT

we didnt understand them since they werent slavs

kanker toch op man, ga ergens anders zeiken als een wijf

the word deutsch stems all the way back to the teutons, which then turned into teutsen and that turned into the franconian "detusch" which is a localized dialect which used to mean "(of the) people's)

You call it german based on the latin classification germania. the romans called the netherland dutch by mistake because they think we hail from the dutch and not the other way around.

>wijf
Are all wives bitches?

Lol

Y'all should ditch the faggy Latinizations

Germany = Theodland
France = Frankrike (Old English "Rice" = kingdom)
Austria = Easterrike = Kingdom of the East