Jeb! Eulogy to his Mom

Anyone catch the eulogy Jeb! delivered at his mothers funeral? Politics aside, it was comfy and probably the best speech he has ever delivered.

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Low energy!

Please mourn!

Did people clap?

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Poor Jeb!

Did he release twelve turtles?

She should be running.

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> Jeb walks to the podium
> "Dear beloved, my moth-"
> An all.too familiar voice shouts from the crowd
> "Excuse me Jeb!"
> spaghetti everywhere

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I feel sorry for the guy. Trump just humiliated him on a global scale and he had to answer to his parents and brother.

What is he thinking Jow Forums?

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>it should have been me instead of you mom

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What a mess.

SAD!

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>youtube.com/watch?v=ePyNbTAmey4

The comments section is an absolute shitshow... Libtards defending the Bushes (and bashing Trump in the same breath), senile boomers saying "There must be Russians in here because no real Trump supporter would ever be so rude about Barbara Bush"....

Those bluepilled fucks have no idea what's going on in the world around them.

Ah, well. One less Satanic tyrant in the life of poor little ¡YEB!

Jeb is a mess!

It is quite the shitshow. I just feel that after all the evil shit that family has done, Jeb! is so confused and just probably stumbled through the the Moloch sacrifices, dropped the Geronimo skull or the others tied his shoe laces together at the Bohemian Grove Care cookouts.

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he will never kiss a First Lady again

HEY I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS FAMILY YOU CHILD RAPING PIECES OF USELESS SHIT

It was his turn.

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>it’s a Jeb gets sad and hides the virgin sacrifice in his turtle enclosure episode

poor jeb couldnt even get his bohemian grove milkshake, sad!

Trump should make him his limo driver.

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jeb is a fucking pussy and a faggot. his "cute" routine of being an approachable lovable dork doesn't work on me. We all know he's fucking children at Comet Pizza every weekend

No joke but I know people in their early 20s who miss Bush as their childhood president and would vote for him if he ran again. They think Russia is a threat.

kys, Jebchan a cute

You think I give a fuck about some old hag who was married to a faggot neocon. Fuck the Bushes, the sooner all of them die, the better.

The closest Jeb! has come to cheese stuffed crust is his mini Goblina. He's not allowed to play with the cool kids.

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Jeb got his claps.

Yeah. I liked it. It was more human than he seemed during the entire primaries. He really was a mess.

>be jeb!
>be rich, tall, and relatively handsome
>marry a literal goblin
I don't get it

I'm not watching that bitch's eulogy.

He got high on his own supply of the propaganda (((you))) push on the rest of the few humans left 'mo.

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I wish Trump was there to heckle him when he speaks.

>One time take a seat by an old woman in a
>After staring at her out of the corner of my eye for a few minutes gradually begin to realize
>"Say aren't you Barabara Bush?"
>She confirms it
>We talk a little, she's very nice and down to earth, not at all like you'd expect
>Finally get comfortable enough to ask her outright
>"So why the fuck are you for abortion if you're a christian?"
>She just smiles and looks out into the park
>I follow her gaze to a strange man being bullied by a gang of first graders
>They keep spraying his pants with super soakers and laughing saying he peed his pants
>The man getting angrier and angrier each time yells, " No! You sprayed water on me!"
>One of the first graders circles behind the man and shove him
>He lands hard on his belly, as a powerful fart tears out echoing throughout the trees and the back of his khakis darken, seeping brown liquid
>The man starts to cry in our direction, and for the first time I get a clear look at his face
>It's Jeb Bush!
>Suddenly it dawns on me
>I look at Barbara
>She simply nods with a knowing smile
>I look back at Jeb in time to see the first graders hoist his browned underwear upon a branch

could've at least married a qt spic

That would be the thing of legend.

Obligatory.

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One would think. I don't even know if that thing is human.

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Keeeeeekekek

Low energy...

Fuck him.

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>Jeb is a big fat waste!

I miss the Jeb memes

Poor Jeb, it’s been a tough year for the little guy.

Jeb is non-ironically a good guy

How hard are the Bush trying to destroy Trump now? The Stormy Daniels shitstorm was them right?

>tfw watched all of it just because I miss Yeb!
The bushes were truly absolute madmen and certainly evil but I'd watch a show about Jeb's adventures.
The anti-Jeb phase was the best of the election (Ted redemption comes close second).

top kek

see you later, guac cowboy

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they all pretty much look like
by the time they hit 35. latino women do not age well

Everyone is trying to destroy him. The Bush's are just one of many. The Bush/Clinton/Obama anti Trump cult is as strong as ever.

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