HAPPENING LONDON

Oi, jus a paht n pahcel o livin in da big citay mate.

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>L O N D O N
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N

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Machetes

PART

$50 he used a pair of scissors

PEACE'D

Never going to happen, those are illegal.

At least we know wont be a knife attack.

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>part in parcel

Good.

Someone forgot to pay TV License.

AND

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Part and parcel

NAH M8

THAT"S JUST PART AND PARCEL
PART
AND
PARCEL
A
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PARCEL

it seems the white hats could defuse the bomb before it explodes.

They found someone with a plastics straw.

The whole city must be evacuated !!!! NOW !!!

جزء لا يتجزأ

bro theyre at like 90 days straight of machete attacks in Bonglandistan

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If it's a stabbing with a Screwdriver I seriously lauphing right now XD Yeah bann all pointy objects XD
ps. if the people have guns none of this stupidity would have been happening XD
Multiculturism increases the crime rate, Gun Rights reduce it

Nobody gives a shit about that Muslim colony.

>OI M8 DO YOU HAVE LICENSES FOR THAT ASSAULT TEETH?
>BIN THOSE TEETH!

thats a fake twitter account that is always sshilled here

sage

Just been there it’s nothing, that account will post a BREAKING if a dog farts.

twitter.com/MirrorBreaking_/status/987806724273901569

Can London even have bridges anymore?

So literally nothing.

>Digits
Big if true

Probably

someone forgot to bin

I can't tell if half the UK banter is a meme or real at this point. Its sad.

That's a big girl

>only cowards carry
>keep knives in the kitchen
Holy fuck is this real life? Tell me this is satire

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I guess as a citizen of the UK you are expected to die before defending yourself lol.

/whocomfy/ here?

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That's for your Russia hate threads, m8

guys come on, no need to make this out to be worse than it actually is. i mean terror attacks are just part of living in a city, you just need to get used to them for the greater good is all.

>don’t be a dissident, bin that incident

£20 it's a butter knife

For you

jej

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Big dude. No wonder chicks dig blacks, the future is brown etc.

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lol. Imagine them forcing people to get their front teeth removed after they successfully outlaw knives and there's a rash of biting incidents.

yes tokyo doesn't have islamic terrorism but do they get to experience the gift from god that is multiculturalism?

BRUV WAS SEEN CAWYING A BIG OL SPOONIE MOONIE

M8TY DIDNT EVEN HAFF A WEE LISENSE

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

oi m8 got ur bettin loicense?

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Kikes are gettin restless

checkmate racists

>where's your moufguard at m8?
>SHEATH THOSE TEETH

my gf is in London fuck for that stupid Jap carreer forum fuck

It is nothing, a suspicious vehicle that turned out not to be suspicious at all.

Indeed. Once it plowed through a market we know what the situation was and no longer needed to merely suspect.

>oh god I've been stabbed
>OI M8 WHERE'S YA STABVICTIM LOICENSE
>im bleeding pretty bad
>WHERE'S YER BLEEDIN' LOICENSE??
>can't see...
>YA BETTER HAVE AN ABILITY TO SEE LOICENSE FOR YER EYES, ONE FOR EACH OF 'EM
>heelpppp uurgh...
>FOOKIN ARSEHOLE I'M TALKIN' TO YA! WHERE'S YA GOD DAMN DYING LOICENSE?!

oi m8 do u av a loicense for dose incisors?

Tokyo isn't even the top 5 biggest cities idiot. Even Lagos in Nigeria is larger.

>only cowards carry
>cookie monster face
>chef the southpark character that was turned into a pedophile and killed off
UK has no sense of irony.

The truth is that the memes are real. The memes have always been real.

When is that fag going to be publicly hanged for treason?

They made chef a pedo and killed him off? NO! Those fucking racists!

i bet their restaurant choices are awful

lmao isn't New York much safer city now than London?

Crikey are they being parceled?

Only for the month of March, NY still more dangerous

Fake news, Suqdiq Khan is keeping London safe

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They're looking for her.

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WHY DIDNT YOU BAN THE PLASTIC STRAWS SOONER

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It's just a consumer drone

Yepp

We binned those teeth many moons ago Ivan

That's actually pretty funny

I recently had to turn in my teeth. Luckily I have government issued rubber dentures now though.

not a real muslim bigot

Illegal immigrants user.
She'll have to go back after her sentence.

It's always fucking fatties lmao.

British chompers finally put to proper use.

Nice teeth.

Good

>sorted

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When will assault fists be banned?

>howbritsaremade.gif

its just a guy with a spork

first post most accurate post

It's real - The cookie monster is the mascot of the anti-knives movement. I've seen his face on the side of knife drop off bins.

The sooner government mandated hand amputations get introduced the better in my opinion.
We may finally make our streets safe again after that.

>embrace your castration, bin that situation

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It's because the voice actor became a scientologist and wasn't okay with the episode where they made fun of scientologists, despite being fine with every other episode where they make fun of people. So they made him join a real pedo club and had him be brain washed by them, which was obviously their way of saying he was brain washed by the scientologists.

so..did anything happen?

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