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Did anyone actually like mini-me?

>Suicide
What did he mean by this?

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Michael Jackson did until he found out he was a midget

He had a tiny time on this planet.

He was a little depressed.

>my son sees two midgets and says "Hey, it's a pair of mini mi"
>wifey says that's not nice. Decides to watch a show on drafism with young lad
>after the program is over, wifey says "What do you think now"
>son says "you mean they will be like that forever?"
>wifey, yes
>son "That's funny", starts laughing hysterically

I love that little guy!

Born at the wrong time.
He would have made a good 18th century miner.

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Hope he went to midget hell, with all of the other midgets.

i remember him being a little son of a bitch when he appeared on the surreal life reality tv show.

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he drank himself to death; you cant blame the little guy, though. people.com/movies/verne-troyer-hospitalized-for-reported-poisoning-a-year-after-battle-with-alcohol-addiction/

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At least he saved his wife on the cost of rope. Bet all he needed was a shoelace.

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Post gore of his dead carcass. I'll cue the music.

>mobile.twitter.com

he jumped of a high shelf actually

I would say he was a waste of space, but he took up so little of it.

This is sad desu. Pretty sure he killed himself. Imagine being in his position, 2'8. Imagine hating life and the Universe everyday and not understanding why God did this to you.

Almost as bad as being a chinless Jow Forums manlet.

Only a Le_Donald faggot could think hating this guy was cool.

Dude was chill as fuck and just wanted to make people happy. Op is a faggot.

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at his size i wonder how much booze your body can tolerate

The elf pushed him. Hated the competition.

Piss off. I can't hate the guy, probably been through far more than I have.

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He had a short run.

im sure not much, remember andre the giant? drinking a fifth of hard liquor in a short period barely got him drunk, Vernor im sure its the exact opposite, i bet a 6 pack of coors killed him

I always felt bad for him because he would post these dumb things on reddit and get a ton of attention from those dorks but even Reddit got bored with him. It was just very sad to see someone grasping for attention like that.

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lmao you guys are fucking pathetic
i hope life eats you people alive

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>at his size i wonder how much booze your body can tolerate
It is amazing how much booze your body can take before it gives out. Once you reach a certain point, it becomes IMPERATIVE that you consume it in mass amounts. I consumed a case of 16 oz cans EVERY day for years, and still only weigh in at 145lbs/5'-8" manlet. Toward the end of my "career" I was also adding in a bottle of wine on top of the booze. I still made it to work enough to not lose my career. I missed about 3 days a month due to it.

Any death from booze is sad. It is a waste of time. There is a better way to live, and most can't believe it.

t: Recovery nearly 3 years clean.

There is something very strange about this photo but I can't quite put my finger on it.

> I consumed a case of 16 oz cans EVERY day for years

You didn't grow basedboy bitchtits from all that estrogen??

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Fuck Jow Forums kikeniggers for changing S.oy to "based" now.

This place is fucking plebbit tier.

he looks like a miniature tyler1

manlets btfo trump literally can't stop winning maga

Gnomeregan will never be the same

S IN HELL!

they will keep charging it

Danny Devito now will fulfill his destiny and become mini-me as god intended

Ahh this all makes sense now. I had no idea how they made that goblin thing.

Congrats sir.
Rooting for my brother here.

Does anyone have a quick rundown on cause of death? The guy was fucking drunk out of his mind on that one reality show. Was this chronic alcoholism?

I think he commited suicide his instagram said this "Depression and Suicide are very serious issues. You never know what kind of battle someone is going through inside. Be kind to one another. And always know, it’s never too late to reach out to someone for help."

Trump curse fagit, its real

he has been spiraling out of the country this past month; he was admited to a psych hospital in early april.

That's how they made a ton of things.

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He jumped out of a first floor window to his death.

He jumped in front of a toy train

>You didn't grow basedboy bitchtits from all that estrogen??
Funny you ask...I was just in another thread talking about my chemical imbalance.

I still have "high test"....Medically it is considered a chemical imbalance. I quite like it. I can't say it ever went down while I was sauced up. All I did was get drunk and fight.

>Rooting for my brother here.
If you know someone that is not well, you cannot make them see the truth. You can only hold the door. If they walk through or not is only their choice. I had to look death in the face and spit in his face before I decided to get sober. I live each day knowing that by all rights I should be pushing up daisies. There is no reason I should have survived me. I am the most dangerous thing in my life. I know how to avoid the worst of it, and am better off without it....Infact, everyone who knows me is better off without me getting drunk again.

I will pray for your brother. Us black sheep need all the help we can get, even if he don't believe in god, god still believes in him. Keep being supportive, but never over extend yourself either.

He was hit by a matchbox car

Completely barbaric to spit on the grave of anyone just because they don't have the same opinion as you. We're not gorillas.

I’m sure we’ll hear about it shortly

Jesus Christ this thread shows the worst in humanity, have a little compassion.

We’re running a little short on the stuff today m8

When you show your hate, you show how small you really are

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Got semifame for being a silhouette turd slipping out Mike Myers ass

Kek

Superkek

Literally necked himself about time

Lol

Kill yourself

Not bad.
You’ll get there one day.

Not as small as this dead midget

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why does Jow Forums hate verne so much?

did he ever procreate?

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Anti Trump shitlib.

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>Troyer’s family statement did not give a cause of death but it added: “Depression and suicide are very serious issues.
He was an hero.

The ubermensch is jelly.

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Hey, show a little respect.

He actually made me laugh. Trump on the other hand escalates the Syria situation higher than Hillary wanted to (no fly zone) and you RINOs applaud it. You stupid fucking boomers need to leave, Q has ruined pol.

Jumped out of a doll house window.
Hung himself with floss

Meh, of all the people to hate though, you choose the smallest?

>he was admited to a psych hospital in early april.
I heard it was a short stay.

> You'll never eat your height in donuts.
Why even live?

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What is your excuse? He lived like a real men

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He could have at least fucked the thicc black girl from salt n peppa and went down in history as a guy who bleached an african american pop culture icon.

The idea of him motorboating her giant black ass is kinda hot.

imagine looking like a baby for your entire life, but with a man's face. how disgusting

Tragic Lego construction accident.

He fell down a stair. Very sad. :(

Keep it up man.

This is unbearable

Drowned in a puddle

Cheers m8