ITT We predict the next thing to be labeled a weapon in Britain

ITT We predict the next thing to be labeled a weapon in Britain

I'll start with: pencil

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I mean at this point they consider words to be bullets so there's not much worse it can get.

Thought.
oh... wait...

toohbrush

white penis

scissors

At the rates of acid attacks, acid. You'll have to be registered to purchase chemicals above a certain strength

Glass bottles.
They'll be made illegal and all drinks will have to be put in plastic ones, I'm calling this right now.

Dildos...

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Blue or green eyes
>hate vision

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I wouldn't see many reasons against it desu
Our cities are full of glass shards from beer bottles

I'd like to access all of her areas, if you know what I mean.

whew bp

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Paper to avoid paper cuts

Kek

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long finger nails

No, that would be racist.
Crucifixes.

that isn't real? r-right?

long eyelashes

lol
the mundane things that the British Bobbies class as weapons..

Im a carpenter and they'd take everything in my van as weapons..

Do British Builders need licences for their hammers and nail guns etc?

A sense of self or individuality.
OI! You got a loicense for t'at unique personality a' yours, mate?

These bad Boys, get rdy when the hussars arise and defend britian for you cucks

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Common sense
Sporks
Chicken drumsticks
Free speech
And so the list goes on

>I'll start with: pencil

I was stabbed between the eyes with a pencil when I was 5 years old. I had a small bright blue scar until my late teens.

At least they can justify polish immigration then. They're licensed to handle those, right?

yoyo's

I've read of goths who put around 10 layers of nail polish on there nails, then sharpen them to sharp edges, like claws.

A lot of things can obtain an edge, the real question is how well do the nails maintain an edge.

you Need years and years of plumbing practice to be able to handle them effectivetly, also their licenses are passed down from Generation to generation

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Oi.
Be good geezers.
Bin those tweezers.

A cup of boiling hot tea.

>"The pen is mightier than the sword."

>"oi yew cheeky cunt, did yew jus' say pens is more dangerous then swords?"

>"N-no, thats not what it means. Its a metaphor tha-"

>"We need to ban pens now! Bin that pen!"

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Shoes and gloves

Is this a real poster or satire?

>>"The pen is mightier than the sword."
>
>>"oi yew cheeky cunt, did yew jus' say pens is more dangerous then swords?"
>
>>"N-no, thats not what it means. Its a metaphor tha-"

"OIOIOI! 'Ave you a loicense for that pen, moite?"

Teeth. Take them all out and replace them with rubber ones that don't rot.

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