/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - 007 EDITION

>posting that sweet nig cologne bait at like 270.

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well done.

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Goddamn I love when my OC makes the OP pic.

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kek

nice

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wh...why do you want to see it???

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I had a laff

The Judges tits look pretty good tonight.

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>>DNC sues Trump et al for winning an election
What are the pros and cons for a NeverTrumper GOP guy to try that himself? Who would try? Because he's stupid? Evil? Petty? What's the legal term for joining 2 lawsuits together? Who on either side would suggest such a thing? What would be the other side's response?
>>No, i did not go to Mrs. Bush's funeral and overhear a sloppy drunk Jeb! suggest said scheme.

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GOOD Leafs need to make Canada the GREAT WHITE NORTH again
>sorry chinkers but if worst comes to worse, I will not hesitate to use my baker execution weapon on you
>it's nothing personnel chinkers
>it's for the greater good

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Nice one.

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I THINK YOU KNOW WHY

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Night lads, better wake up to some 10/10 Heather OC in the form of Michelle Pfeiffers catwoman
Donau-Adriabund, fuck up every other faction.

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It would only have taken you 300 hours in photoshop lmao.

AWOO

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Needs a merchant nose peeking out of the box.

Nicaragua crisis continues, more news incoming.

Respect my rights

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>tfw she will never berate you for blowing inside her too early

Why even live?

Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 30
I am 27

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck Jow Forums they give shit advice every time.

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hehe.
The Picnic ants one could be a Soros themed one. Soros funded protesters.

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>FBI APPROVED!
>ACME INSANT RAID KIT
>NOW PROBABLE-CAUSE FREE!*

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Excellent idea.

Mommy

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Nice awoo fren!

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Fuck the shit out of her and bend her to your will.

Niggeragua crisis summation

Fucking awesome, contras rearming and might knock over socialist fucks.

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SHOW YOUR REAL FLAG OR YOU'LL BE SHOT LIKE A NIG FOR RESISTING ARREST!

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post rare onions.

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best girl

Stop falling for pasta, stupid faggot.

That jew york voice though...

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>LE AWOOOO XDDDDD
maximum cringe
reminder PEPE is our mascot and figure
not this forced meme awoo garbage

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and now i'm creating an ACME folder. not gonna miss out on this one like i did with the nasim bullshit

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NOOOOOOO YOU REPLIED TO THE PASTA

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Jesus Christ, you really sound like what I thought a Canadian man would sound like. Grow a spine.

But I’m bored at work

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something something stockton something american breakfast

>pastaleaf continues to get (You)s with stale b8
God bless you fren, have a tomboy

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It's beautiful.

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And just for the record, most of you Trumpkins are pathetic. I only came into this that because this post was literal man-bitch material.

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Every time I visit my mother in law she is always smiling at me an treats me really good and she is always grabing my ass every time my girl leaves the room, i want to but .....kind of a duck move
What do?

>Hoist with his own petard

>Learning Shakespeare quotes from Judge Mommy

mfw

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It's not even stale. It's molding.

hahahaha newnigger

People claiming these are scenes from current issue:

liveleak.com/view?t=kheey_1524285239

liveleak.com/view?t=Ba6e_1524284499

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This isn't your personal blog. Fuck off.

trying to turn pasta into bait.

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faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Fuck the mother, get her pregnant, and have two girl friends. When the baby grows up, obviously.

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I'm a reifag, but to each their own

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You know what you need to do, but you're too much of a pussy. That you haven't already tested her politics and started redpilling her on issues covertly is disgraceful.

From reading your shitty story, the best option is to tell her she's fired. If she goes off and cheats on you immdediately (most thots will) then the relationship is shit and you lost nothing. If she crawls back, welp, then you're the captain now.

>pastaleaf really is a test for newfags
>AND he gets (you)s too

4D chess?

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>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Stockton, California in MAY to start a new life in the US of A!

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to America! Any of you lads want to meet up at the sports bar for a pint of craft next month? I'm gonna be a Yank!

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Every time

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2 d or not 2 d, that is the question

didn't an user just get his car stolen there?

>california

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works every time :---DD

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this ride never ends.

The biggest issue with this one is fucking nobody would ever move to Stockton.

Idk but I got a free car from there

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>all these refugees fresh off the boat from plebbit
Pastaleaf is the best newfag-warning system we could ever ask for

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glad to be of service :D

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are u a wizard?

Yeah, the same day an eagle carried off his dog, rotten luck that guy

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Maybe it would be more believable with a picture of Jax Teller instead of a smug Pepe?

Hello

did anything cool happen in the last too weeks?

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new acme

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Thanks, Satan, I'm glad you approve of my depiction of your son.

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I think he also said a racoon stole his candy on a camping trip as well

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>DPRK denuclearization
>kikes tried to kick off WW3 but Trump didn't fall for it
>barbara bush died after watching Jeb! try to run for president
>DNC run out of recourse and try to sue Trump for winning the election
>McCabe AND Comey are fucked legally

how did the acme meme get started?

GET A LIFE, BIN THAT KNIFE

Did you forget about the coon that stole his m@m's ?

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Erase your search history nigger....
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acme?

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Impressive bites tonight. Well, serves me right for praying for eternal smugness for the lads here. Patiently waiting for new pasta from you that I could someday eat.

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dear god

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It was literally two threads back user, try to keep up.

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That's not a question, it's a command.
Everyone's already binned their knife.
Sad state of affairs over there.

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