LIVE PD - Saturday Judge Dredd Edition II

Imagine how nasty her burrito pussy smells like after an 8 hour shift under the hot Texas sun. Probably like pig lard and poop.

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Cop lets a guy go even though he was on the phone the whole time. SAD.

I’d split her in half

>white guy has joints in car
>gets to go home
it's good to be white

Should of arrested him for being a Nigger with that phone in his ear the whole time.

this cop is awesome
> no nonesense, shut the fuck up, I know you're lying

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Yup

->driving under the influence
>open container
>3 bottles of narcotics, two with names scratched out.
This is some serious bull shit

>I'm not saying I haven't smoked in the last 30 days

Dan looking sly

I'm glad he let this dude off....cop was up front and cool .

oh look
> interracial couple commercial

BINGO!

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Is it illegal/

DirectTV Now commercial reinforces the fact that women can destroy all of a man's possessions and get away with it scott-free. Because it's funny. Because men are a joke amirite?
Fucking cunts.

I'm actually doing good

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In what reality do you reside that you think that mutt was white?

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>it's totally a spontaneous thing even though the kids are perfectly wired for sound

>doing 90
>not maintaining lane
>on the phone while pulled over

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she fits right in at brapmart.

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sauce?

Lmfaooooo an ad about keeping Tide Pods safer... from babies.

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Are commercials like this actually effective on normies?

>several commercial based spots
You know streamers don't have the same commercials right?

Who here doing Tide Pod shots tonight?

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>this is what incels think
Remember everyone, there are snowflakes on all sides.

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I was waiting for the cousin to show up to bust them both. Surprise nigger!

Catch us up..

I have
>too intoxicated to walk
>Wal Mart
>Drugs found

you missed not my drugs

Intensely so. Sadly.

only used streams once. Windstorm fucked up my directv last month

>Dream catcher
>wy pipo

>stolen property
>convenience store
>cop laughs
>drugs found in car

And drug addict comedy hour for the shoplifter in El Paso.

roastie tatts
DROPPED

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Who the fuck vacations in Michigan?

I summon thee

THE HAM MAN COMETH

And not my drugs.

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Ham man

Rock

Me too boss.

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Literally nobody. The most inaccessible state in the contiguous United States

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A machete? This ain’t the UK.

>you need an account to watch the HQ stream
why even host it then?

I bet her itty bitty titties are delicious.

TERRIFYING!

Machete guy is gonna get shot

>threaten to suicide by cop
>cops threaten to shoot you
hmmm

>argues with cops making things worse

...yeah

/k having a bad day.

The right to keep and bear machetes shall NOT be infringed

How do we know Clint Eastwood doesn't reproduce by budding?

damn straight, its his god given right as a free american

> Right to bear Machetes

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Machete guy is my spirit animal

SHOOT HIM, DO IT.

Bingo.
Clear cards fags.

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>TFW machete guy is AnCap

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>mericraps are so fat they can't even run from the police without falling over
wew

Not sure the taser was needed here.

>Packers

who had the warrant

jesus christ, just taser the shit out of him already

WHAAAT???
BINGO ON THE NEW CARDS???

I thought it was impossibrule

Dan chewed off her nips

>cop punching him for no reason

and they say police brutality isnt real

>half those checkmarks didn't happen

weird right

DAT SHIRT!!!!!!!!

That shirt.

IM AN AMERICAN DAMNIT

I CANT BREATHE

>Ban idiots not guns

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Wtf he punched his gut

Kek

running away from copps.

please dont shot my bro,

he needs mental help....!

tazer is always called for

Congrats user

nice gut punch

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That dude really wanted to tase him.

I CAN'T BREATH

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>I can’t breathe
>If you’re talking, you’re breathing

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That shirt
>>ban idiots not guns
The irony

>BAN IDIOTS NOT GUNS

The guy from Texas who just lost his job. Or am I wrong?

yup

Wheres Becca?