/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MEEP MEEP EDITION

>so.y general

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GREGHEADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE (TO LAUGH AT OUR RESIDENT CRACK WHORE)

furry posting is against the rules
enjoy your ban LOL
retarded awoo posters (aka furryfags)

JUST

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I HAET GREG TIME

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I did another version.

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oh no guis big labia is onto us

>requesting stool softener
kek
couple more that might be OC worthy

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>WASHINGTON, April 19, 2018 —

>Defense Secretary James N. Mattis spoke with Defense Minister Joaquim Silva e Luna of Brazil April 18 to discuss the strategic defense relationship between the United States and Brazil, chief Pentagon spokesperson Dana W. White said.

>In a statement summarizing the conversation, White said the two leaders discussed the situation in Venezuela, expressing concern about the humanitarian crisis there, which directly affects Brazil. The collapse of Venezuela’s economy has driven people to leave the country in increasing numbers.

>Commitment to Deepen Relationship

>White said they also affirmed their commitment to deepen the long-standing defense relationship between their nations, which dates back to World War II.

>Mattis also congratulated the minister on the Brazilian armed forces’ support of global security and peacekeeping, White said.

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Keep making them, and I'll keep using them!

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my clit might be fucking massive, but i assure you i have eggies and a baby making oven

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pls do not bully

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Blending modes, smug, blur and using a reference

Finding a photo with the same lighting/angle is key, you need to match up areas too like chin, nose and eyes.

You need to match skin tones with hue/sat, you need to add in any lighting effects which I can see you did.

Then on a micro level you need to match grain, pixilation and errors.

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Do mix it up a bit too desu

Awoovement!

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i'm sure you don't want to hear about all of our genitalia, please stop talking about yours.

>looking through acme products
>find this
TOP FUKING KEK

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put a hwuite baby inside that womb already.

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>bunch of bored old men giggling about poop jokes all day long
this is the military

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Make it into "instant wolf girl"

a cringement.......i'm glad you guys ditched pepe for your s oy child pedo mascot. At least he isn't tainted by your faggotry

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I'm confused, that isn't a female yugi.

I'm missing my nigger awoo with the gun
youtu.be/zpnjHJZ4_98

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just change it to goy as in goybeans

>let me try this ACME anti-nightmare machine
>it's an improvement

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I'm aware, it's one of your greatest failings, but it could be worse, you could be a fucking lea...... nevermind

Thanks for the update, I've been wondering about how the Venezuelan situation is going to turn out.
Most of the neighboring countries are likely very nervous about it.

This week is good for memes.
Good for you, Hans.

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Fixed.

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I haet you

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Saw that earlier.

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>ACME FALSE FLAG (fool your friends!)

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>instant Awoo
Kek.

This one's kind of all-purpose.

>ACME ((Suicide)) Kit
>Rubber gloves included

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>jet propelled
>HURRY MUELLER
I'm dying.

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THE STEYN IS ONYN

>i'm sure you don't want to hear about all of our genitalia
wrong
and i was responding to a post with related information
kill yourself faggot, its not like i brought it up
stupid little brainlet virgin

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Nice.
This. Needs one for the muslim immigration into Europe and Antisemitism.

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look your forced meme is not funny
stop
your edits are pleb tier, not even fit for reddit

>STYNE

>TYME

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Nice

Send the blank image, I'll make it pure

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Just add quotes to girl and you got yourself a finished meme

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Done.

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>magnet: diversity
>barrel: anti-semitism

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>No Dong sounds like Stormy Daniel's easiest movie

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this shit isn't funny, its nothing
why does it get so many replies

>this fucking redcoat again

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Shut the fuck up.

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>S-SHUT IT DOWN GOYS

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nice

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I don't have the blank image, I was just editing the original DACA one.

>anime is more real than ever
Thanks Abe & Trump!

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Because it's funny.

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If you're gonna steal my shit, you get it right, damn it!
>STEYN
>IS
>ONLEYN

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I like this one.

>goblina

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christ. Heatherbong get out of there already

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>anything involving Wile E. Coyote
>not funny
Wanna know how I know you're a shill faggot who'll hang from a streetlamp?

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Cleared it up for you guys

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my breeding fantasies are well established, dont worry

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You are 56% mad.

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Have at it, user

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nice

I'll keep that in mind (I won't)

hahahahah

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Whoever gave me an advice a couple of days ago to post on /sp/ to bait them and that they are easy to bait...YOU ARE RIGHT!!

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>ACME October Surprise
>(For tripping up republicans)

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Now that's refined

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We have to assemble a State Dept squad to go over and extract him.
Bring Heather along to greet him upon acquisition, it'll be a nice surprise.

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Totalitarianism has never been so polite.

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Question: if the Trump and Kim meeting leads to disarmament and ending the war officially and opening North Korea to American tourism and business, will that help with mid terms and 2020, and also on a scale of pussy hats to mass suicide what will the Democrats do?

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Hawaii will be the next to be nuked.