The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth

Only someone on late night Jow Forums would think that this shitty bunker would save them if the earth and the sun were to collide.

(or that the sun would be the one falling out of orbit)

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72 lolis

Icelanders

the dallas cheerleaders must be saved, for the good of the land.

if the sun 'falls' out of its orbit we'll only be able to measure it with doppler shift since its orbital radius is much smaller then its radius .
you dont really need a bunker for that

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The sun is only like, 500 meters across. It's just really close.

It has a good press agent

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Hillary, because even the sun will run out of fuel before it can dry all her tears.

You have made us all a little dumber today. Please change your flag to something else.

The jews

I would take a large group of estronauts with me

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I don't think the sun works that way. But this is a great illustration of why believing it does is useful. You can really create a lot of fear if you think the sun might kill every body.

I vucic with me

Le Aryan friends. 1 per family. Maximize genetic diversity so we can repopulate.

Why would I run and hide in a bunker. I'd round up a few hundred stout men and about a thousand oars to paddle this flat earth through the ether and away from the sun

Lol came here to say this. But I'll play.

Victoria's Secret Models.

White ones

People of countries that are at night so the sun disappears and doesn't destroy the earth

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>the sun has fallen out of orbit
Wut?

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Stop bumping bait you fucking retards.

>sun
>orbit
>collision
>survive
nothing you said makes any goddamn sense retard. Sun orbits nothing. There wouldn't be a collision, the heat from the Sun would roast Earth, boil the oceans far long before any "collision" occurred, and when it did the Earth would simply cease to exist, the sun is that massive.

If you're going to make this type of thread, at least put in some goddamn effort and make a reasonable scenario you dimwit.

I’ll just jump when it hits the ground and be a-okay

>people replying to years-old obvious bait

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nope your fucked
embrace it

>sun falling out of orbit
>american education
user.. i-

better bring along someone from a pharmacy who can whip you up some penicillin.

John Goodman

>sun fallen out of orbit

Flatfag detected.

I bring my collection of AnCap memes.

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technically the sun does revolve around the earth to some degree, sort of. Think of it less as the sun's pull on the earth, and more as two celestial bodys' pull on each other, the center point being the fulcrum of the gravitational lever, but the fulcrum being very close to the sun as the sun is in the center, but instead of using the lever as the lever, you spin it on that fulcrum as an axis. Other celestial bodies make this more complex, of course. Our revolution could well be faster if say, not for Jupiter. Of course Jupiter has a tendency to prevent us getting assraped by asteroids.

As for the sun falling out of it though? Path of least resistance implies we'd sooner be flung out of the solar system.

nothing can save you from the fucking sun you retard
you might as well bring sour cream, chives, cheese and some bacon bits to make the perfect baked potatoe

>Victoria's Secret Models.
Good choice. Won't have to feed them very much.