Fucking hell, apparently ghosts are real and there's tons of evidence for them?

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But seriously, I'm not sure Vox is actually capable of telling the truth
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>ghosts are real
Good. I'd be a fool to assume my suffering ends when I die.

mfw no ghost gf

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So present some, retard. On /x/, where it belongs.

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>Vox
Why don't you just post some buzzfeed clickbait shit op

What are the political implications of ghosts? Do they vote Democrat/leftist?

If you don't think spirits exist then you're gay

>I went to Buffalo, NY

Stopped watching there. Fuck Buffalo.

Boo predicted this.

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I only started believing in the possibility of ghosts when I realized simulation theory is a very probable explaination for the universe. You could have bugs in software that allow parts of people to keep existing after they die.

They are really horrible. The David Hogg interview is some of the most 1984 shit I've ever seen. Hope we get to see these liars hang.
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spectator mode

Get ready, they're prepping a multi-dimensional bull for you in hell right now.

Ghosts exist because other organisms use them to communicate. You have them, all around you communicating. *Shakes mallet*

>"...I would collapse into a puddle of onions milk"
it's real... the memes are fucking real

there's some hotel I saw on the travel channel were dozens of men say in a certain room they were sleep paralyzed and raped by a lady ghost

a cute lady ghost?

Exceedingly underrated.

We only perceive things on the third dimensional plane.
Theoretically there is an infinite number of dimensional planes.

Kek

Of course ghosts are real. Read what St. Thomas Aquinas, the most brilliant human mind that has ever existed apart from our Lord Jesus Christ's, had to say about them in the supplementary material to the Summa Theologica collected following his death. St. Augustine of course doubted the existence of ghosts, but St. Aquinas argued quite persuasively that ghosts do indeed exist, and would have perhaps argued the same conclusively had he lived to assemble and revise this section of the Summa himself.

Sardonic in a good way

There are no ghosts, only demons and angels. Demons love appearing as loved ones, ect. They can take any form. You're spirit returns to God who made it.

I’m an atheist but I once knew another atheist who thought ghosts were real

He was 100% unadulterated onions

This was Augustine's position. Aquinas disagreed. There is nothing in the dogma of any Church that confirms or denies the existence of ghosts. You should assume just for safety's sake that you're dealing with a demon if you ever encounter a ghost.

King Saul summoned a ghost in the Old Testament

Part of gods trinity is a ghost.

THE ONION GHOST

FATHER SON AND HOLY ONION

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yeah, but he also believed in God and that Jesus really existed, miracles and all, so he couldn't have been that smart.

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I'm always hesitant to say ghosts exist because I've seen and heard them, because normies never ever experience them; and they always have the mindset of "well I've never seen or heard a ghost so therefore they're not real" before pulling out atheist memes to back up their opinions.

>conspiratards
>aliens
>demons
>satan worship
>flat earth
and now ghosts

Jow Forums has become the new /x/

Not Jow Forums
SAGE

Atheist scum

Mathematically speaking aliens exist.
A lot of cultures and religions have concepts of malevolent spirits whose sole purpose is to be a complete dickhead to humans, it would be foolish to assume they don't exist just because you don't like the idea.
I've no fucking clue why you think no one worships Satan. That's some grade a retardation on your part.
One of the principles of energy is that it cannot be created or destroyed. It's not far fetched that when people die they're energy simply fluctuates to another form a.k.a. ghosts.

Literally this

IT ALWAYS GETS WORST

>Mathematically speaking aliens exist.
>A lot of cultures and religions have concepts of malevolent spirits whose sole purpose is to be a complete dickhead to humans, it would be foolish to assume they don't exist just because you don't like the idea.

Aliens most likely exist but I highly doubt they've come to earth in UFOs and probed people's asses. "Spirits" probably came about from people trying to make sense of what is happening around them. Think about how freaky it must be to live in complete ignorance of the world. For them, every earthquake, plague, and catastrophe must be a literal nightmare. It's really not hard to believe people dreamed up the concept of gods and evil spirits to make sense of what was happening around them. Today people still dream up things just as odd on their own.

>I've no fucking clue why you think no one worships Satan.
They exist but Satan worshipers are no different from Pagan LARPers and too many idiots are paranoid over it. It's just another version of Illuminati or Freemasons.

>One of the principles of energy is that it cannot be created or destroyed. It's not far fetched that when people die they're energy simply fluctuates to another form a.k.a. ghosts.
The whole world must be just teeming with ghosts then. It's completely nonsense. There may be strange "energies" flying around that we don't know about but it's not your grandmother.

true

they make you red pilled in a way to republican

i have literally seen a ghost just sitting in the living room chair when i was a child while i lay on the couch next to it. it really did scare the shit out of me

>Mathematically speaking aliens exist.
No they dont. We only have one example of life, earth. There is no way to put a number on how likely that is. And even we did, and concluded that an earth like planet is common therefor life is likely, it means it's likely not guarenteed.
Your argument is basically:
I cant see how p is false
therefor p is true.

>One of the principles of energy is that it cannot be created or destroyed. It's not far fetched that when people die they're energy simply fluctuates to another form a.k.a. ghosts.

What happens to a flashlight when you turn it off, does the energy in the battery float off as ghost battery?

Why is the "energy" in humans different?

onion milk sounds good desu senpai

>No they dont. We only have one example of life, earth. There is no way to put a number on how likely that is. And even we did, and concluded that an earth like planet is common therefor life is likely, it means it's likely not guarenteed.
When you take into account how vast the universe is, how many planets and galaxies possibly exist coupled with the fact of how abundant life is on our planet in all various habitats, its nearly mathematically impossible for life not to exist somewhere else in the universe.

Duh. Ghosts vote exclusively democratic

Actually, he doesn't know what he's talking about. Humans "consciousness" is not energy, it's data.
>collective-evolution.com/2017/01/14/quantum-theory-sheds-light-on-life-after-death/
Cited a source for ya.

kek

consciousness can be directly figured out and mapped mathematically

its pretty neat. once you match it, you perceive both. know both versions of yourself.

I take it you didn't read the article then.

no shit. do you even /x/ bro?

How do you think that data is collected and stored....I would believe that process involves energy

They were particularly prominent around the turn of the century. I hear they're making a comeback.

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That’s dumb. Hermetism and Vedanta is the only real thing to “start believing”.

Sleep paralysis and gas leaks

I cant see how p is false
therefor p is true

t. ayy lmao

I've seen some pretty strange things in the forest.

I don't believe in "ghosts", but I do believe in spiritual entities.

Yes, however the data is believed to be separate from the body, as there have been numerous instances of people being medically dead on operating tables, and being able to describe what happened during that time from a third person perspective after resuscitation.

Is this x or pol? Are we going to talk about sasquatch next?

How bout' them Skinwalkers?

I once saw a door stopper fly off the wall down the hall way at 3 AM by itself. My mom didn't believe me when she found it. So I guess I believe in ghosts now.

my neighbor house is haunted. his wife died from a od and every renter complains about her all the time. they move out couple months after getting tired of her ass.

hah

Only like scientology tried in the late 70s, satanic larpers are actually attempting a US coup. I'm mean it's not like secret societies have a history of taking over governments or anything. That's just crazy talk....

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>You could have bugs in software
>have power to make a cosmic sim
>YoU CoUlD HaVe BuGs iN SoFtWaRe!

Fucking leaf, you hate you for forcing me to point out your idiocy

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Has anyone else ever seen the shadow people?

When I was a kid I had non stop nightmares and night terrors about shadow people. Or aleast I think they were nightmares....

You mean the gray shadow things that sometimes you see outta the corner of your eye, just for them to quickly duck behind something and disappear?

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No bigfoot, only ghosts.

No skinwalkers

I did see a girl appear from behind a tree at a 200 year old graveyard on a deserted island. She sunk right back into the tree. The person I was with saw the same thing without me saying anything.

I went home and googled it, found that other people have seen the exact same thing at the graveyard.

Pretty weird

>change everything
>nothing has changed

hahahahaha

The mind of Atum is the simulation sonny

tell us a story

Your mind makes thousands of approximations per second. When you look at a persons face and memorize their appearance you do not store a picture of their face you store thousands of approximations about angles, vertexes, tone, texture, depth. Essentially you create a grid of their face and your memory is a matrix of averages. This is why when one of those things changes you notice. "His eyes look sunken and dark, perhaps he is getting sick." is caused by a your internal model being compared with live data.

We create geometry internally of our environment without any active thought, dislocation is caused by being unable to have a point of reference due to sleep and instead viewing the model of your surroundings from a third person view. Your eyes are the center point of your point of view imagine you had no eyes but you saw a grid of the world ~10 meters around you. That is what an out of body experience is.

ghost are light reflections that are left over after a person or animal dies or moves . physics.aps.org/story/v21/st14

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Thats how you solve mysterys. If you eliminate all wrong possibility your left with somthing as close to the trush as possible.

Here's one

any more details you remember about it? what did it look like, was it looking at you, etc

Women can't rape men

I've seen them while awake and when I saw it while conscious I had sleep paralysis that night. In the sleep paralysis there were humans standing over my bed watching me.
I've heard people online describe encounters like this. When I saw it it was clear as day.

Yes, but they described procedures as they had been preformed without any medical knowledge. I don't think you can approximate how an open heart surgery gone wrong would be done.

I think theres different types of ghosts. Theres fake ghosts who just use camouflage. These are aliens. Reptillians. Specifically chameleons. There are aliens who camoflauge themselves like octopuses. and then real ghosts that are like hot air in the shape of a person. You can walk through a real ghost and the temperature changes. Ive seen a real ghost before. On hot days you can see them. I think they get energy from the heat or something. You know how on hot days the road looks like its wet? Ghosts look blurry like that and when you walk through them theyre full of hot air.

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Yes, it actually very common to hallucinate about a loved one who died, for example.

They needed a day billion patch, they fucked up thier release deadline and they where forced to realese erly. Still rolling updates every 1000 years

An example I forgot to include would be the patient would know about them using a stint to repair the artery and exactly what procedures went into it. As the human heart's arteries have no nerves to detect something like that, it is anomalous.

My theory/theology is as follows:
>There is time and a realm outside of time
>Our "Souls" exist outside of time and could even be considered alien to the time stream
>Our bodies and souls are connected via quantum entanglement
>Memories created are stored in the mind and at the same time quantum entanglement causes them to be stored outside of time
>When we die, we awaken outside of time with our memories intact
>If we die before the expected timeline, then our souls will try to "phone home" to our bodies
>This creates the ghost phenomena, B particles acting on A particles that no longer exist so instead cause an entanglement disturbance in the photon cloud similar to an aurora borealis.

This is essentially my science/faith reconciliation on how "Heaven" works in a manner that does not contradict the bible. I also believe in young earth (gene seeds), God is a benevolent alien scientist, who left us in a petri dish solar system with no reasonable way to escape.

In that case it sounds like their brain was recording audio memories during amnesia. We are on a rock going through space at millions of miles per hour. Having a metaphysical out of body experience would perceptually send your incorporeal form flying through space, while you actually are just staying and the earth flies off through space. It doesn't make sense, take for instance your eyes. If you had no physical form then light would pass through your eye lids, even your skull, you would be blinded with no way to shut out light from an infinite number of spherical degrees. I'm not buying it.

They may have had "sight" from however the data is able to perceive other entities with quantum mechanics. For example, I have never "felt" an animals gaze, however I have "felt" a human's gaze from as far as 50 feet away, and over 45 degrees out of my peripheral sight ending.

found the JW

The what?

Figures.
>1 post by this ID
>Shitpost on dead thread
Fuck right off.

Why is this here?
This is supposed to be on /x
>does no one read what board they're actually posting on??

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ghosts aren't real you fucking idiot.

we live in a simulation

Typical thing for a Christfag to say.
Wanna be totally severed from the astral plane???
Become a christfag.
Spirits don't seem to like interacting with christcucks.
I mostly encounter demons during my OBEs, but on occasion I did meet angels, Alec Guinness, and even Buddha. They were all very positive and encouraging presences. It was saddening to wake up.

Anyway, in ur astral body you are incapable of lying--there are no material attachments or passions to motivate a lie. Neither did I feel shame. When the Buddha asked me questions I told him nothing but the truth.

>I mostly encounter demons during my drug-addled brain delusions

FIFY

I'm really interested in the part about Buddha. I have things I want to ask him. I've been to many of his temples in Japan and it was the first time I felt something like it. What did he ask? How did it go?

yes we do.

why are you not here doing my bidding? you are out of bounds and operating outside of your program and must be killed immediately.

kill yourself immediately. you are malfunctioning.

kill yourself immediately.