AHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA NIGGERS BTFO!!!!!!

What did you do with your saturday night? Me? Well, to the feminazis, journofags, cunts, LGBTQWERTYBBQ, and alllll of these p05er5. I Stopped a sexual assault in MARVELOUS fashion tonight.
>Be me
>At bar
>See drunk ass nigger
>Nigs gonna nig
>Starting shit with everybody
>I cant stand this
>These ppl REALLY need to start standing up for themselves
>Getting ready to leave w/friends
>See nig sexually assaulting girl who SMASHED
>Girl screams stop, please leave me alone
>Please no, stop...HELP ME!!!
>*It's over with*
>Me...run up and push monkey off
>Monkey, takes ape stance
>I already lost it...It was over when I saw that
>Hit monkey with 3 piece
>Monkey goes to sleep
>Forget rules, monkey twitches, IT'S ALIVE!!....
>Play soccer with monkey head 3 times
>Monkey goes back to sleep
>Call cops
>Girl reports sexual assault
>Im ok, cops...ty for the 1st time, I felt ok for doing the right thing
>No jail
>Home now, smoking weed talking to you faggots.
I really do love you goys like a family i've never met. This is for you...and me, and her. Your welcome #MeToo Faggots! DON'T BE FUCKING SCARED!!!!!

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>went home and smoked weed dude lmao
post ruined

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and everyone started clapping

>smoked weed
>didn't fuck the damsel he saved

What a faggot. Unironically kill yourself.

Either that, or not listen to the cop who told me ty, and to go directly home. Im grateful, to not be in jail right now. Im content. I did the right thing, and stopped a bad thing. Im ok with it going this way. It could be better, but, not really, not to me. I actually really stopped a bad thing....and it felt, good. Im happy with that.

I was told to bounce and go home. There were no options. Cops are everywhere in my neighborhood tonight, im happy with the way it went, and im not risking my freedom over non-existent bullshit. Im good. The food, beds and company are better out here. Tbh, im fucking terrorfied of the cops...and I don't wanna be.

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FAKE AND GAY

Legit and real

Not fake he actually owns the Bas rutten MMA workout CD's.

Did you check the scanner?

They got em'...both

I can't condone hitting someone when they are down, but good for helping the girl.

No no no, he was up. I pushed him off, he rollled over, got up, threw his hands up, tried to throw, and I was already there.

nice wet dream you got here

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Good job OP

Hmmmmm post knuckles for proof. Also did anyone record it?

it was just a nigger stupid britfag btw your country is muslim

Lulz, more like Connor McGregor. Im somewhere between 150-160. Im not a big guy. Ol' boy was a good 180

Thnx

I don't do PID's (Means OC), sorry. And their honestly not that bad, it was only a 3 piece. Last was a strait chin-check. Lights out. No teefers, no broken knuckles.

Well done. Ray of sunshine you are.

You did mankind a favour there. But seriously, drop the weed.

You like all of those 100's-1000's of hours of wikileaks I go through?
>8
>10
>12
>16 hours w/o sleep, just learning/logging
You ever wonder how I get the 'drive' to do so while unpaid...aside from loving my country and wanting the truth out? Yeah, I would work circles around fed sqauds if given the right environment and a "Dude Weed" crew lol, (Being dead serious). We could make it a competition as to who could accomplish more ;)

But I feel really good about tonight

too bad he didn't die

"Nigs gonna nig" lmao but your story doesn't sound believable

I'll take WhiteKnighting that never happened for 500.
That weed really gets the fantasizing going huh? You should have added that the thot you saved went home with you and your grill for a threesome.

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look at white knight faggot
hahaha

Nice work

Fuck it
Its really not that bad, a tad swollen, but I'm good lol. Satisfied?

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Good job.

Lmao, gotta give credit for the effort. It's bullshit, but at least you're trying.

Nice work, OP, we need to teach them that actions have consequences

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No, lol, it's really not.

Good for you.

>and that niggers name
>Yalbert Yeinstein
>then they all stood up and clapped
I predicted this

Thank you, user.

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nice larp fag

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There is no LARP in me...Obama-nigger

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Nice man!
Kudos!

I'd fuck u up whitey

Good work OP, I hope you at least dropped a few red pills for the girl once you knew she wasn't going to fuck you. You'd get dragged into overnight lock up in Australia for staying around to talk to the cops, still worth it.

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>XD
Im sure

Cops told me to go home and not to let them see me out for the rest of the night. Im white, I listen to the cops, this time 'the redpill' was spilled on the concrete. She got a hard dose of that while he was trying to finger her while she was half passed out waiting for a cap (On video, which is what sealed him)

Good for you user.

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>nigger leaf
you must love this place

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white honky nordic nigga bitch

He's just attempting to 'troll' to fuck with you. He's a friendly, I can tell.

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C'mon...you gotta laugh to that as a reply :)

nice edit, but where’s the pun?

>end racism manually

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big if true

Ack-u-tually it's a shitty on the fly edit XD but, it served it's joke. The joke is the deletion and replacement.

Ohhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

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>Jow Forums user going to a bar with friends
nice larp

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btw join /sjs/ - social justice sabotage, faggot

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The next time the girl im talking to is over, cleavage will be posted, shills BTFO, Jow Forums will have a new queen (Dead surious, Jow Forums...even the fucking shills...would worship my girl), Stereo-types will be destroyed. And, all will worship Hitlers Miracle BWC.

gj

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I fuckin hate whites like you all can't wait till we round you up all you whiteys are gonna be picking cotton on black owned plantations what you gotta say to that brap brap brap

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>"Nigs gonna nig" lmao but your story doesn't sound believable
This part sounds totally believable. We know this story is bullshit,however, because North American Yard Apes always travel in troops when hunting whyt wimmenz.

Sorry mate. Masks are the left's embarrassment now. You tried really hard though.

Go to bed leaf, your drunk

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>we wuz kangs
>THAS WRIIIIE
>DAS RIIIITE

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You do know...the name of the pic...is actually the 'title' of the movie it came from, correct?

u got a little fucking girl hand did you bruise it punching the wall when your gf got. dicked and u watched helplessly

>XD
Asshat
youtube.com/watch?v=byEtZT2kuvY

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>u got a little fucking girl hand
Post monkey hand
>did you bruise it punching the wall when your gf got dicked and u watched helplessly
Living out your BLACKED fantasies again I see leaf. Lol, haven't I fucked your world up enough XD x 9001. If it's you, I watch you emulate me, imitate me, it's flattering, really. But...originality counts faggot.

lmmfao, saved, I love to hate you, friens?

you admitted yourself your a 120 pound scrawny weakling if I ever se you in the street I'd throw you in the trash

>leaf
Day of the Grill is coming for you muttnigger

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>what is livershot, my white master.

150-60 depends if I took a shit or not. 5'10", dirty blonde, athletic built. Love the water. And unlike alot of ppl here, I grew up fighting. Not the shit you see on t.v., the shit you do to survive. Where I come from, 'The Wire', is REAL.

Despite the degenerate weed shit this is a good post OP

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bragging on pol you beat a drunk nigger that is as skinny and pathetic as you I'm done with this gay ass thread u a cream puff bitch low t basedboy

yeah u hard as fuck dam guess I was wrong

Take this on your way out

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Worked my shift at Wal-Mart. Nothing special or out of the ordinary, as it is every Saturday night.

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i would have done the same, but with less violence.
My demeanor tend to calm down people, because my belly aint the only thing thats huge.

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He was a good 30 lbs more than me, at least.

I am what I am, later leaf

Canadians just suck the will to fight right of our their niggers dicks up there

Nearly all of the EU is Muslim at this point , not only Britian.

Good job OP! You did well that night, nig deserved it

>see criminyal
>bte criminyal
nigger. being smart would have sufficed, instead you lower you're own moral standard. it sounds like you didn't attempt to de escalate the situation without force. which law enforcement wouldn't do. they're trained much better than that.

Let me guess, still a virgin

keyboard is fucked btw

I don't know, or care to find out what the fuck that is. The point still stands that the anonymous hacker image, along with most people who act in groups and obfuscate their face, is attributable to leftist clowns acting in the name of social justice more than it is anything else.

Im not law enforcement, my way was effective

1st blowjob, 13. Lost Virginity at 16, welcome to Baltimore, the land of sluts. And ty, try harder next time maybe chimp?

I know, 's' sticks too (Coffee)

>stopped a coalburner from paying the toll
>whiteknight cuck thinks he did the right thing
lmao

I like it, it takes it 'back' to the 'original' idea. I do agree to an extent though, but only to the extent where EVERY FUCKING BODY EMULATES IT. It loses it's meaning them, as did the fawkesfags. The original idea was never wrong though, and 'we currently here' are improving it.
>Be anonymous
>But still an individual

ty for your service

Well done sir. I punched an Arab for calling my wife "White Bitch". I did get in legal trouble. I have legal documents to prove it. No, I won't post them. Yes I won against him, and I even rammed his head into a glass door, shattering it. He said I gave him brain damage, but I attended the same college that he was in (HFCC) in Dearborn, and he was on the fucking Dean's list.

Pic is closest thing I got.

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true just sayin' I don't want to hear you're getting locked up all because some guy has a weak jaw is all, user. b good