Eurovision France

Post redpilled Eurovision songs

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Eurovision contestants are the perfect example of how district one is described in the Hunger Games books.
>+1 point for pop culture reference.

I bet UK won`t get any points over this Brexit affair.

you mean the one that has AIDS now?

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Eurovision needs to be banned

Lets hope not, ay.

Oh my

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The comment section is pure moderated regurgitate

You're in France so you can't even vote for France anyway.

With a welcome refugee song we might actually have a chance to win this.

Cucks song everywhere. At least ours will probably make the headlines of "bienpensants" (read SJW) medias who thinks pushing it down our throats will make them look better, while promoting the rapefugees cause.

It won't, and it will backfire, because people here either don't care about this shit, or they don't want Jamal to leech at their own welfare. It's so easy to redpill people here in province it's almost weird that nobody did it before, you just have to say "Mamadou don't come here to work, but to take our welfare, for which you depends on/work for". I serve that to my students, and they mostly agree with it, which is funny since, as far as media goes, universities are a "leftist haven".

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I need to view her feet pics ASAP

Why? The political voting is always a guaranteed laugh.

Greece and Cyprus giving 12 points to each other every year is maximum kek. Also when Turkey used to compete, Germany always used to give them 12 points lmao.

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> political voting
>when Turkey used to compete, Germany always used to give them 12 points

kek, I wonder what would happen if, say, Pakistan, Algeria or Morocco would compete, and the votes in England, France or Spain.

Actually, Morocco competed for a few years while Israel was absent. They left as soon as Israel returned kek.

Shit, didn't know that, thanks mate. And yeah, arabs are always salty with Israel, it's a guaranteed shitstorm everytime.

Shit. Is taking in refugees popular over there? It's never been here but they do it anyways. Serious question.

this is the only good song in eurovision 2018:

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>Eurovision

Nobody cares about Eurovision, user.

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The lyrics are about patriotism and giving oneself for one's country, so it's the antithesis of the French entry.

False, it's the only the homos care about

We have a winner lads.

It's between France, Israel and Bulgaria.

yep, that's why it's the best song. it's about love in one's country regardless of the circumstances, and not trying to change it. to love one's traditions and culture without apology.

"γιατι θελεις να μ'αλλαξεις, kαι το μπλε μου να ξεβαψεις;"

actually, it's also the best song musically too. even without those strong lyrics, I think it would still be the winner for me.

This is austrias current submission..........
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Old

>those mylar blankets

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lol that shit sounds like it's USA's entry

Obviously the first seven attacks weren't enough....

The thing is .. no one in France gives a fuck about Eurovision.

You should be aware that countries vote for teir cultural counterparts such as germany voting for austria or nords for nords etc ... France has no such counterparts and we stand alone in this shitshow some people take as national pride.

We tried everything ie singing in english, black singer, german born singer arabs etc .. no one cares so we don't either.

legit ask a french citizen about Eurovision and you will see he has more interest in talking to a fucking wall. It also put pressure on our offcials who are out of touch but trying their best...

honestly Eurovision could be great if it wasn't such a rigged cultural union shitshow

Wait till you hear this

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Trips of Truth.

The Neatherlands is now the 51st state located in the Southern USA.

yeah I heard that one before, isn't netherlands always doing this country shit? they've done this before I think too, or at least someone else on eurovision.

Never thought I'd say this, but I agree with you. Nobody here really cares about it, people just watch it because it's a meme. Plus the only other county that would vote for us is Ireland.

Yeah. This one came second to the drag queen from Austria. Good song 2bh.

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Women spend the majority of their life telling a lie. It's called makeup.

I accept my jewish braphog overlords

We did had counterparts, with Belgium, Switzerland, Luxembourg... France is by far the second award-winning language in Eurovision, mind you. What happened is that immigration broke our language value: now, French don't mean cultural unity in our own country, since arabic is more and more prevalent, lest to say those arrogant cucks who speak a butchered anglofrench (which is funny as fuck, since english can arguably be qualified as improperly-spoken french), how do you want it to do so in Europe?

nobody, nowhere cares about Eurovision. I just saw this and thought it was interesting and shared it with Jow Forums

Gays seems to watch it, a lot. Shit is so LGBTQIWTFBBQ friendly they could hold a fucking gay pride in it, and heteros won't even notice it. Look how the HIV-ridden tranny was pushed after his win.

semi-savage easterner primitives seem to care
scandifaggots, also

Oh yeah they love this shit. Especially with the bearded woman/man, never heard the end of it. Always told how great it was that this mentally ill freak won.
For the most part though it's just political dick-swinging and general smugness.

>Eurovision
do you need any more hints?

Can't wait to see what kind of degeneracy my country will produce this time. I'm actually glad that we always get downvoted to oblivion in Eurovision, maybe one day we'll realise to stop entering this shite

oof, that's douchey

>very good song goy!

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If you can read french: france24.com/fr/20150520-eurovision-homosexualite-strass-tolerance-gay-lgbt-droits-dana-international-conchita-wurst

If no, here's the tl,dr: fags, and their associations, are the most prominent groups of Eurovision's fans. They basically view it as "the Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert". It's a drag show, and bearded-HIV tranny won exactly because of this., like the Israelian drag queen won in 1998.

...lads
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Yeah it's an absolute zoo of a TV show. I bet there will be a significant amount of faggot flags at this years contest. Sometimes the music is good, like the Greek one posted in this thread, other than that I never even know when it happens until it's finished.

yeah 14 m views. this is going to be the winner, but i hope not.

Also wtf was Slovenia thinking?
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I'll vote for her, I want the world to burn!

The nose knows.

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wut is dis?

Rybak, the norwegian winner in 09, is back but with a below average song.
He's got enough charisma to win though. Also, the french user is right, us Scandinavians just vote for eachother lmao.

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cultural enrichment

this is Israel and "she" sings ongo bongo nigger type music

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>and thats a good thing btw

Damn, we used to send normal competitors, wtf happened

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SUPPRIME CA, the other goyim must not know about it!

A bit different here: we tend to ear about it because it's heavily sponsored by public medias, and unlike your BBC, ours are state-driven medias. This means it's french taxpayers's money who sponsors that shit. And I'm not even mad about it, I'm already far beyond that whenever I see what kind of dumb shit our gov can subsidize.

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Are you 12?

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visit the fucking place, their "top 40 hits" are at least 3 decades out of date

me too brother. government sponsoring a shit TV singing contest really pales in comparison to other stuff our governments get up to.

Kraut submission:
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Compared to the others that isn't completely hateable, I have no idea what's going on, it just sounds like regular pop music trash

It never dawned on me, but why the fuck is Australia in something called Eurovision?
How did those trolls manage that?
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Australia will join European Union within 10 years

Ew. An Indonesian mixed with an Abbo. That's an ugly novelty.

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please no bully

i always thought eurovision was gay as fuck, and knew it was just leftist propaganda, but why do so many people watch this garbage?
and why the fuck is israel in something called EUROvision

Is the Gen Z redpilled in France?

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You forgot youtu.be/76KOUIfDry8
Bringing european culture back to ESC
You have to look east

Actually approved. I'll vote for this long before Israel and France. He's voice is very good.

>My country is small
>Africa has billions of people
>Taking as many as we can fit won't make a blip of difference to Africa
>But it will ruin my own country

It doesn't rhyme in English, but in French it's like an aural orgasm to them.

Have fun stitching your asshole together from excessive BBC stretching weak brother

>EU will last 10 years
kek

Do you think that if we started throwing refugees off of a building as soon as the arrived that they would stop coming into our countries?

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Age of Gays and tranny in ESC seems to fade imo. They can't keep it up forever in competition with more and more traditional and conservative entries.

crno gorci are ultimate gibsmedat of Europe

Actually not ugly at all

Atm a faggot occupied competition. That will change soon. Normies getting fed up with excessive faggotry

why every country sing in english a bit sad :(
show is not about diveristy ?

Australia is not part of Europe

More proof the EU is no more than a communist dictatorship larping as a democratic system.

Frankfurt school, boomers and civil rights in action.

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So fucking ironic

>an this year's winner is the le quirky obese kike making bird noises

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humans are so fucking stupid

lmao, was going through some of the youtube vids and this is what I found.

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Of course but we have fucked up demographics like you