What's your religion, Jow Forums? *updated*

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Last thread had too few choices so I added some more

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Baptist master race, reporting in.

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Blessed be to Zeus, Jupiter, Tiwaz.
It's time to bring back the true meaning of Dyeus in Dyeus Vult.

Death to Christkikes and regular kikes everywhere.

Keep it alive

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bump

add sunni or shia u retard

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I only care about Christian and Jewish denominations, soz. I added you for the sake of diversity

I am the universe, this is my belief system

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no one cares about what you care about you stupid fucking nigger

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Muslim

I'm not a statistical agency. This is about satiating my own curiosity and I don't give a shit about Sunni/Shia demographics on this board.

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Anglican take over

Heathens?

In MY Jow Forums ??

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Last thread had a lot of Jews, let's see how many of you have recent Jewish ancestors.

>Roman Catholics
Literally brainlet tier for people who need some authority figure tell them how to interpret a book.

2% are Jews so far.

Mine isn't on the list. Oh well...

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is mussie

What is it?

Roman Rite Baptism and Sedavacantist plz add.

>The number of sedevacantists is largely unknown, with some claiming estimates of tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands
Too irrelevant. Just choose Catholic and stop being a hipster.

I would have picked Christian, but since you split it up into denominations I would have been okay with something like "Arianism" or even "unitarian Christian".

Not complaining though. Just felt like stating the fact.

>unitarian Christian
You're right, I should've added them.,

I'm a Right-Wing Agnostic. Nobody will ever know does God exist or not exist. We can only speculate. While i fully support Nationalist values because my political beliefs are fully Right-Wing if not Far-Right, cause i'm aganist homosexuality, abortion, nigger "culture", feminism, atheist "culture", etc etc

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Skynet

there is only (((one))) religion

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My grandpa was a Jew..Needless to say it is because of grandkike that I dislike the Juden. He was a decadent perversion of a human being. He was a remorseless killer who killed a 14 year old girl while he was drunk driving and because of his connections with the government he got off with only a year of weekends in jail and a suspended license..This was a Jew whose hatred for all good and decent was only surpassed by his hatred of his family. He hated his son (my father), he hated us and always treated us like shit in comparison to my cousin who is a spick (his guatemalan father married my aunt and he has no resemblance to a white person and he speaks spanish)..Grandkike LOVED to favor the spicks over us. He called me a skinhead until the day he died and I didn't even go see him on his painful well deserved death bed. He lived with us for a few weeks when my grandmother threw him out once and the whole time he was here all he did was start trouble between my parents and show my brother, cousins and I (aged 9, 6, and 5) pornos with women in black leather with their tits and pussies hanging out and tell us that none of us would amount to anything/

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Atheist and never baptized... I feel excluded

What does any of the things you just listed have to do with (((free market international capitalism))) (right-wing politics)?

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Are you Jewish?

Atheist of Christian descent applies to you, provided that your family is Christian.

Pagan is a pejorative term.

This survey was made by Curse.com in cooperation with FBI.

You're welcome.

Own it.

He's Norwegian, his family haven't had a Christian in it for generations most likely.

Where's atheist of non religious descent?

Fuck sake, seriously?
You dont have non religous theist as an option. They are a bigger group than most of them on there.

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It's hard to convert catholics because of muh virgin

If you live in a Christian culture or Christian country or your family is Christian, then select Atheist of Christian descent.

I'm both against capitalism and communism because capitalism is way straight forward obsesity and consumptionism, while communism is a way to being poor and lifeless. I support mixed economy

Most people in the UK are athiests of athiest backgrounds and do little to none remotely Christian things.

Why are there so many Atheist? Agnosticism is way better

You still live in a nominally Christian country

Just click Deist you sperg

Where is my animism?

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>Most people in the UK are athiests

Prove it

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No we dont.
Not even a little bit. Sure maybe in the countryside and the upper classes but for most. Nope. Not at all. There is no "christian culture", we have been influenced by it but its no longer a big deal really, its more older people that keep them alive.

Negative. I was baptized Episcopalian but I'd consider myself a Christian by values (I believe in Jesus' teachings) but I don't believe all of the bible stories and shit.

Negative. I was baptized Episcopalian but I'd consider myself a Christian by values (I believe in Jesus' teachings) but I don't believe all of the bible stories and shit.

Then why call yourself "right wing" or "far-right", if you are against right wing ideology (namely free market international capitalism run by banking gangster Jews)?

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Basically you're just a cherry picker, no?

God, I wish Christ-chan would make me her slave.

I don't think you understand what "nominal" means.

Could you give me an example of a bible story that you disbelieve? Our of curiousity.

What denomination is Christ-chan?

>I added you for the sake of diversity
And look where that got you.

She's clearly been raised prot but probably goes to a RCC or Orthodox Church
Unless she found her way into a Lutheran Church

Why did you make different options for athiests of different descent?

Basically all Europeans are of Christian descent.
three to four generations ago basically all of the continent’s population was christian.

No. I'm fully right-wing, at least in the meaning of culture. However, economicaly i'm mixed

Because I wanted to know.

Not really, the weird pagan cults never really stopped but became entramped in christian culture.

>UK
>Christian country

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Yeah your right, I didnt know what nominal meant. My bad, I was wrong.

DMT kills agnosticism. You can literaly see for yourself. Its possible to know. Agnostics just dont have the balls to see truth in the eye.

Yea I try not to just accept any ideology 100% of the time..I don't have to believe that Jesus was resurrected to find the teachings essential to a productive life.

For example I don't believe that Jesus was resurrected or that he turned water into wine or took advice from a burning bush..I also don't believe that a man got lost at sea and Ubered a whale to take him where he needed to go.

>not including yog-sothothery

agnostic atheist here.

Anglican

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Yeah. Personally, I worship Cthulhu and I want to know where the Cthulhu choice is.

Dumb retard OP at it again. Thinks you can only profess one religion. NO multiple choice poll. Fake & Disgusting. Very disrespectful! Change it now!

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BASED CATHOLICS

You mean that is possible to have a proof for gods existence ? Give me proof and i will convert

Right wing "in the meaning of culture"? The left-right scale is a purely economic scale, in which the far-right of the scale represents free market international capitalism and the far-left of the scale represents international socialistic Marxist communism with restricted markets and no private property. These two things are or course two sides of the same Jewish coin, or a two-headed dragon pretending to fight against itself; in reality communism always leads to international capitalism (right-wing politics) because this is the state in which the international banksters prosper the most.

Somewhere in the middle of the left-right scale you will find, for example, National Socialistic economy, even though the left-right scale is retarded to begin with and is hardly adequate in placing NatSoc economy anywhere, but for displaying where it lays relative to the others I suppose it can be useful for those who have trouble wrapping their heads around concepts that are not mapped out for them beforehand.

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Retardation: The Post

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Keep it going

broud bagan here :--DDD braise dengrii

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cringe

Chr*stcuck genocide when? This is an European (Pagan) board.

So many atheists, can any atheist explain me why they're not Agnostic?
It's clearly superior

>inb4 the cosmic jew wins

No more cringe than being a Christcuck.

You should add another category for Born Again.

Jow Forums Is a Christian board, always has been :)

Why is it superior? Genuinely curious.
I have been an atheist probably since I was 7. So many tips everywhere that made things not match.
As many people, I had my fedora-tipping time when I was a jerk, mocking of religious people. Thankfully that time has long gone (it lasted just a couple of years). My position now is of total neutrality. I am absolutely fine with people having their own beliefs, as long as they do not mess with mine. I am also come to learn that for some people, believing in a god (or gods) is good for their daily life, so I can understand the value of it. At the same time, I do not think there is any need of any god to be a totally OK guy, with moral standards and so on.

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Agnostics are just Atheists without balls.

oh great, another data mine thread, that redirects to a site that uses spyware cookies, and no crossway channel blocks, so that they can see your IP, and personal metadata to link you to IRL people.

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>a fuckton of christian denominations
>'buddhist'

we have factional infighting too you know
same for muslims, hindus, and pagans

Everybody is a Agnostic without balls, prove me wrong

Fuckin hell mate, are you from the Pagan Pathway?

Same shit, moron

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