/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SLIMY WEASEL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Happy Birthday to jew know who 4/20/18
youtu.be/bwg1hzp9OCM
>VP Pence @America 1st Policies event in NC 4/20/18
youtu.be/nq_bh2kS11w
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets JPN DefMin 4/20/18
c-span.org/video/?444352-1/
>StateDep Press Brief on Human Rights (Heather, ActSoS Sullivan, Amb Kozack) 4/20/18
c-span.org/video/?444406-1/
>This Week @State 4/20/18
youtu.be/W2SUP10yWLs
>Pres Trump remarks @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/VY1T5EZzwuE
>Pres Trump returns to Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/er6ehH0aLMs
>Pres Trump departs Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/OKLjmFA4LeI
>Crowds waiting for Pres Trump @Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/KyXuBde42GM
>Pres Trump arrives in Key West FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/NvcUYlrgflU
>Pres Trump departs Palm Beach FL 4/19/18
youtu.be/5R9rNva0_tc
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Colombia 4/19/18
youtu.be/r_cj3fAaE44
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana, JSDir LtGen McKenzie) 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444304-1/
>Navy/Marines Readiness Hearing @Senate 4/19/18
c-span.org/video/?444010-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 4/19/18
youtu.be/MaaxD2giLVE
>IntDep Video: National Park Week 4/19/18
youtu.be/kZTeYLfAwC0
>WH Video: Pres Trump speaks @Tax Cut event 4/19/18
youtu.be/vzugn4RjmrQ
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes bff PM Abe 4/19/18
youtu.be/MXceAzN_mD8
>The Trumps & Abes have a second dinner 4/18/18
youtu.be/gLjOuA-_2K0

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YOU CANNOT STOP THE AWOOVEMENT!

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psst...
hey guys.
listen up
um...
>Awoo is not real

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"Globalists" are the leadership and vanguard of a movement of literal satan worshippers who want to reduce the world's population drastically and rule over an unintelligent, brown slave class.
-Communism was invented by these people for the sole purpose of instituting a worldwide police state through which they can rule, and they plan to institute it universally through the UN.
-Manmade climate change is a hoax, designed to scare and guilt people into accepting new draconian rules and losing their way of life.
-They are perfectly willing to allow Islam to fester so long as they can control its leadership to ensure that it keeps the masses terrified and under control while not harming them.
-They created and control ISIS.
-9/11 was orchestrated by the globalists and their Saudi puppets with Bush's knowledge.
-They control literally every nation on earth that has a central bank.
-They propped the United States and Russia up as superpowers in order to use them both to transform the world. They are now propping China up as they head toward the next stage of their plan.
-The migrant crisis was carefully planned and orchestrated by them in order to flood white nations with low-IQ blacks and muslims.
-They are socially engineering society to believe that whiteness is evil and that racemixing is our duty in order to lower the IQ of developed nations.
-They hate Christianity and are doing everything in their power to eradicate it.
-95% of American Evangelist pastors for the last century have been bought by globalists to lead their congregations into the complete degeneration of spirituality.
-They fear an armed and capable population and are actively deconstructing gun rights and education in every nation.
-Faggotry, trannyism, feminism, and porn are all funded and pushed by them to reduce birthrates, especially amongst whites.
-They are behind every anti-white movement as they desperately want a race war.
-And Trump is still winning.

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HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR!?

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MAGA

rollerino for your judge-fu.

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MORNING
>Shooting occurs at Waffle House in Nashville - kills 4
>Man wrestles gun away from attacker - "He was going to have to work to kill me"
>Suspect still at large
>Suspect's firearms were seized by authorities in 2017 but were given to his father who has said he returned them to his son
>Trump tweets: "“GOP Lawmakers asking Sessions to Investigate Comey and Hillary Clinton.” @FoxNews Good luck with that request!"
>"Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd of Fake News NBC just stated that we have given up so much in our negotiations with North Korea, and they have given up nothing. Wow, we haven’t given up anything & they have agreed to denuclearization (so great for World), site closure, & no more testing!" "....We are a long way from conclusion on North Korea, maybe things will work out, and maybe they won’t - only time will tell....But the work I am doing now should have been done a long time ago!"
>"“I can die happy now with Trump Job performance,” stated Mary Matalin. “A great overall President, stunning!” Thank you Mary."
>Bloomberg pledges $4.5M to fulfill US commitment to Paris accord
AFTERNOON
>Shania Twain: "I would have voted for Trump in 2016" - Later has to 'apologize' because leftists are intolerant
>Trump tweets: "A complete Witch Hunt!"
>"Funny how all of the Pundits that couldn’t come close to making a deal on North Korea are now all over the place telling me how to make a deal!"
>"Kim Strassel of the WSJ just said, after reviewing the dumb Comey Memos, “you got to ask, what was the purpose of the Special Counsel? There’s no there there.” Dan Henninger of the WSJ said Memos would show that this would be one of the weakest obstruction cases ever brought!"
>"""Report""" claims Trump asked Netanyahu if he actually cares about peace
>Nashville mayor calls for gun reform after Waffle House shooting

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was it a bad thing of Trump to not attend Barbara Bush's funeral?

We'll fix that in a jiffy! What could possibly go wrong?

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How can one man be cucked so much?

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Throw in something about Agenda 21.

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BOOM!

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>post yfw Sessions is sleepy

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no it was genuinely thoughtful, self aware, and humble thing to do

he knows that wherever he goes he will suck up ALL the attention. and he knows that day was not about him

he made the decision knowing there would be people like you insulting him for it. even though it was the thoughtful and righteous thing to do

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based black man is confirmed /ourguy/

Thanks as always NNTNN

He's not Jeb tier. Not even Jeb's own children love him.

No. They prob would have tried to kill him.

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Yes.

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...Yay?

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NO NANNERS

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Could be worse.

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There is so much wrong with that post. REMOVE libertarians.

thanks nntnn

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>What is the wikileaks Podesta Pool Party
>What is Comet Ping Pong receiving money from a George soros superPAC docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/fecimg/?14960793887
>What is James Alefentis doing on the Top 50 Most Influential People when he only owns a pizza parlor
>What is $65,000 of pizza flown in from three states over for Obama's fundraiser
>What is the band Sex Stains doing at a parents-n-kids pizza parlor
>What is Comet Pizza's mass media article comparing Pizzagate with Hillary's health 'rumors'
>What is Podesta's incredibly disturbing art collection
>What is Jeffrey Epstein's island resort
>What is the pseudonym "J'aime L'enfents" doing in the Washington Post like anybody could take that seriously
>What is celebs posing with small children in photographs from the mock-cannibalism sex party attended by Lady Gaga
>What is Nambla's symbol doing on menus from Comet Ping Pong connected pizza chains
>What is the point of "pizza, plain, nothing on it">What is Breitbart's tweet about Podesta from before he was "heart attacked" twitter.com/AndrewBreitbart/status/33636278100561920
>What is with Breitbart's coroner mysteriously suiciding with arsenic rt.com/usa/coroner-arsenic-death-breitbart-456/
>What is Wiener's private life insurance stash

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'Zyklon' Ben does it again!

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Tell pls the reason of this?

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man, ptg is really slow tonight. wtf, it's usually pretty full because of all the euro fags are getting up.

im neutral on it not insulting him, i was seeing what peoples opinion on the matter was

You absolute dumb shitter it's standard procedure for presidents to not attend most funerals
I'm just banging my head on the wall when seeing uneducated and oblivious anons like you that believe that Trump somehow reinvented the wheel at the white house
go die in a fire and take your cattle with you

What is Cohen supposed to have done again?

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ITT we come up with the post pic related theory on why North Korea suddenly wants to talk. I'll start:
Noticing the distinct lack of electricity on the surface, aliens assumed the region between China and South Korea was uninhabited. They chose to send a rover or possibly even lander to the region to explore further. Kim has captured the alien tech is worried of initiating violent contact. He has approached Trump, using Dennis Rodman as an intermediary, because even if Rodman slipped and told the truth everyone would just write him off as crazy.

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>theres literally only one based SCOTUS
>hes a nigger

god what would the founding fathers think?

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Good evening /ptg/
How’s living in the first world?

>Blink 182
It's Green Day, user.

thanks fren

Hi Hope

>[lack of fucks intensifies]

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pretty rare

THANKS FAGGOTS. Im posting from the back of a cop car. Arrested for cp. thanks cia...

hello

oy vey. give up your banannas apu. you dont need that much potassium.

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It got pretty bad during the primaries.

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jefferson would probably just ask if his sister's cute

Did you add the Star of David? Because Ben has been naming the Jew more and more.

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Now that the Syrian Civil War is almost over, Iran is next. The media kikes will definitely try to get Trump to topple the iranian regime.

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nice

>no shoe
wheres the real version?

It's comfier now that the CIA nigger left. How's life in your shithole?

it's standard procedure for the exact reasons i listed you low IQ euro trash idiot

it's frankly insulting for you to ask that question without making the basic effort of thinking through the consequences of his presence

>finance them for decades
>they turn on you
>oh no who could have predicted this

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I thought I posted the unedited version

>hey jeff i talked to that black chick for ya
>she said "he cute"

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Extremely disappointed.
This!

Funny how that happened....

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Lotta bread and world-class circuses

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any libertarians that lean right went to Trump
so the only people remaining are lefties who could easily co-opt the party for leftist causes

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Like living a dream, man.

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true

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I remember that. What a fucking shitshow and yet still better of a convention than the DNC.

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powerful digits

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>(((ISIS Spokesman))) calls for attacks on dirty sandniggers
Can't get any jewier than that. Mossad is not even trying to hide anymore.

I have been here 4 days (4 to go). Please get me out of this place. The niggers here make ones back in America look like Einstein

I unironically support fucking Iran's shit up, though. We never paid them back for the stunt they pulled with our embassy.

Pretty good. How do you have internet?

Not really. He trashed the Bush family pretty hard, completely destroying Jeb and firing shots at W for not protecting the nation when 9/11 happened.
Probably would have been pretty awkward if he went, especially since he would have been expected to give a speech.

>hope listens to shitty music
NOOOOO

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Fuck! Some cp just flew over my house. What do?

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On mission trip. We have one day of internet the entire time. I’m wasting it on Jow Forums as always

Pic related

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>The niggers here make ones back in America look like Einstein
storytiem?

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IT'S REAL AWOO HOURS FOLKS!

BUT A NEW BAKER IS REQUIRED!

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Thanks. I've changed the filename.

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lmao what, now you're just backtracking because you made a stupid assumption. to further reiterate I wanted to hear what /ptg/ thought about it

Bananas are the devil's fruit

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I found it.

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A mission trip? Glad to see that you're doing something for them.

Take photo outside your window. Bonus if you can find someone selling mud cookies.

...what happened next?

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guess he likes
*puts on shades*
baked beans

this nigger stealingk my tay bants.

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Faces of California.

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Awoovment CONFIRMED

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That chick looks like she's only 21.

Hey, that's a pretty famous song so she might not like them, just know about it

I wuz finna about to dab on you but youz aight white boi.

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Basically this, but we’re building houses for them. Small 1 bedroom things. They take about a day each. They hit their thumb every time they hammer a nail. One even thre the hammer at another guy, hitting him in the head with the handle.

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>mfw just realized Tay is being hit by a low-level Trump Curse for threatening innocent guns

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Babymaking secks

name their band /ptg/

The mom woke up next to her son

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they expected one amongst the wreckage, i guess...

Oh man, you're right!

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You think trump going to take calls from the Podesta group

She looks kind of like Roseanne